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A lot of burials were conducted in a hurry last year in Benin on d grounds dat Oba's burial will hold from any moment, na u're telling me Oba died on Friday.

Ok, I hear

Durentt:
I can date a guy shorter than me so far he's cute, dark with red lips nd kindoff looks like wizkid
my current bf is shorter than me, no biggie, i luv him sha

Hmmmm, are u gay?

joborskill:
I have been in a relationship with a lady since March last year and all has been going smooth until a revelation popped out earlier today via our chat on whatsapp and it has been troubling my mind. We had a discussion about our past and after sharing series of experiences, she started begging me to forgive her for not telling me this earlier. She claims the month of February has always been a terrible month for her as it brings back some bad memories.

After persuading her for a while about what the issue is, she said she was pregnant for her EX in 2013 and she didn't know until it resulted in a terrible sickness which led to her been rushed to an hospital where the doctor confirmed she is 5 months pregnant. She said the doctor recommended surgery to terminate the pregnancy because the baby was in her right fallopian tube instead of her womb.

She confirmed to me that her right fallopian tube has been removed while all she has now is her womb and left tube. she claims the doctor told her she can only have a maximum of 3 kids when ready due to the surgery. I acted like everything is fine so as not to hurt her feelings any further but i'm seriously disturbed by this.

This is someone i love so much and i intend getting married to later this year. I need advices on what to do next as i am confused right now. What are the implications of having any of the tubes removed? would it affect fertility or child bearing in marriage? Do you think i should move on with my life and look for someone else as i cannot determine the level of damages that has happened to her reproductive system? Kindly drop your comments.

My Aunty has one fallopian tube and she has 2 children. The first child's father told her to get pregnant first cos of d fallopian ish, she did, but he didn't marry her. The second child's father said same & she GOT PREGNANT again though he married her & now she has 2 children.

So yes, she can give birth with one tube.

I don't mean to b rude. But how can traditional list be #20,000, do u know wat u are saying?

Well mayb in ur place they just request for bride price only, no yams, drinks, antelope & d rest.

Are Lave.da and Athena Nigerian names?

I think I like dis post

Cos dis is a faceless forum some peeps think dat wateva dey imagined can be written for people to read.


Thanks TV01

Pls. define romantic. Cos I think the term is relative

Na everytin wen u c u dey ask for people's thought?
Anyways I think u are just being paranoid.


or







u don jam mammy water.

present

obiak4:
i guess u r from mars
what the op stated are fact about mothers and women generally in nigeria
maybe where u reside they abuse women ga......
AS FOR ME AFTER JESUS CHRIST NA MY MAMA OOOO
TILL I GET MARRIED SHE WOULD BE MY FIRST LOVE

Your head dey there.

For me some of d reasons are dat mothers are more caring & soft hearted, they put their kids need b4 theirs.

The advantages are: u are not answerable to anyone. You don't try too hard to pls anyone & still b told annoying words. u are not brainwashed to change ur personality to suit your partner et. al.

Madam, u are a gem, just keep on praying, it will get better.



Hmmm, the struggling i didn't struggle wen i was single will now start & even doubled wen married! Lord, help me not to fall victim to somtin lyk dis in marriage.

This post is educative.
im for reach front page but Kanwuliajara & Truckpusher just derailed it. It's not fair.@ both of u.

Op. nor put dem for mind. It is well

My mum was so numba 4. Weneva she goes to a party we are always anticipating for d nylon rice.

YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS A NIGERIAN IF.....


1. when she says "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader.

2. when you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself".

3. when you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now."

4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”.

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just to punish you.

8. when you’re watching tv with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.

9. if when you tell her you are going to friends
place and she be like: when last did they come
here to play with you?
10. when your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water.

11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will hear ween.

12. when she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin.

13. when with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home.

14. when you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name.

15. When she tells you: 'I didn't kill my mother, so you cannot kill me'.

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. (it is your father’s family members that are dullards).

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you "all the food you've been eating at home nko?"

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.


CELEBRATE THE Nigerian mum.

Op. are u Patrick Stewart? Why asking "what should I do?".


Even d Patrick Stewart will not even ask dis (stewpid qweshion). His father-in-law calls him son, he will start asking d public Wat he should do?

Abeg Op. go sleep, bed dey call u.

voltron:
all three did not pay 9 they paid 8.3

8.3 still, won't amount to £25

I think this should have been in the games section but anyway let me live it here.
Mods feel free to take it there.


Three people check into a hotel.
They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room.
The manager suddenly remembers that the room’s rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people.

On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person.

Now each person paid £10 and got back £1.
So they paid £9 each, totaling £27. The bellboy has £2, totaling £29.

Where is the missing £1?

Nothing much is happening here. I believe they just returned from a club/party & was very tired, hence the sleeping posture

INTROVERT:
Detremental bed

I think the above is what it is called.

come to think of it, should u even have a bed wen not married?

INTROVERT:
Detremental bed

I think the above is what it is called.

come to think of it, should u even have a bed wen not married?

This is helpful. Thanks op.

Yes my dear. It is very possible!

Enoquin:
Good story though incomplete. The 'HOW' isn't there. Anyways, there's no way someone would add water to my soup or stew without my knowing except my taste buds are dead.

Didn't u read where the op. wrote dat she asked but he denied?

@ Op. Yeah, I say dis few days after d election result was announced.

oh oh! I tot u were going to write about d different types of kiss & there meaning!

Not scientific names dat I'll forget immediately I finish reading them.
Anyway, thanks, I'll just google it.

I will sing:
Where u find love - Westlife.
I wanna grow old with u - Westlife

oh jeez! I love these songs.

1) Make up ur mind to stay away from pre-marital sex.
2) Stay away from places/persons that will awaken d urge.
3) Seriously, Pray to God to help u thru d holy spirit. if possible fast.
4) Have d mindset that u are in charge/control of ur body, dat ur body is not in control of u.
5) Wenever d urge comes, keep telling urself that "I can stay without premarital sex, sex is not everything".


*I pray u will overcome this & dat my typing will not b in vain. AMEN

The mum owns d man from birth till he gets married. once he's married he lives his mum & cleave to his wife.

So u c: Mom owns him b4 marriage while the wife owns him after d marriage ceremony.

Ha ha. Funny pix & tradition.

@ Nneka, thanks, I've learnt somtin.

Raymond247:
she calls me 'mi amor' in public and calls me 'my Lion' when together.

I understand u.