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good morning guys. Pls i finished with 2 2 but my green card is showing 3 class. Will this be an issuewhen registering in camp or should i get a later from my dept. thanks.

Celebrity kidnapper

slinkman:
Guys any series suggestions? I am bored .. I need tv show suggestions that have almost similar stories and supernatural beings like the originals , I hate any involving youths , like teen wolf or vampire's diary .. I need something like the originals, witches of East End

Dud you where just inside my head. The original is like no other: The language, the casts, the the effects, the words everything is just different from other Vampire movie. When season 3 ended last year, I could not watch another seasonal movie till the season 4 came out.
I guess once you have tasted the blood, their is no going back.

Hello guys. Please i registered these domains about six months ago: leanfitsdotcom, whitecolarjobsdotcom and baybeewearsdotcom. i have posted it on afternic and on flippa but till date no visit or click.Abeg is the name not enough or am I missing something.

ooh thats quite sad. Let me confirm the source of raw materials. I may pull in a big short.

Why do they want to sell, is it not lucrative

UjSizzle:
If your teeth is buried in her neck, then no one needs to see fangs.
If you need blood along her neckline, that one na small thing na. There are so many red liquids so take your pick.

If you want her to look like she's enjoying it, she can have that sultry look on her face. You know, bite lower lips, eyes dimmed etc etc. Like she's in the throes of passion or whatever. One of her hands can hold on to the one you have on her waist.

You sure you are not an original your self?
Cause I can already picture the scene you described in my head and its a kill.
Thanks

alexistaiwo:
This is no brainer.
A WIFE
I guess

Sharp guy, for your mind.
Nice description UjSizzle, but what about the fangs and the blood. I would want it to look like she is enjoying me feeding on her.
No wify yet, the wify material that was into the vampire things has been taken before I met her.

What up with that uncle Elijah pic, he is looking like a monk that just came to town

UjSizzle:
Hold a stake

Or

Wifey in flowing white gown. You behind her, acting like you wanna bite her neck. One hand on her waist. One lightly on her neck. Her head tipped back against your other shoulder.

Make sure her lip is towing red to offset the sheer white. Long hair falling over one shoulder, too. Red nail polish. Bare feet or sandals should work.

Awesome, I should try that out. But one important piece is still missing

I am thinking of a Vampire themed per-wedding photos/videos, especially like The Originals.
Any idea?.

This is a very commendable progress.
Please guys I need the contacts of Wheat farmers in Nigeria.

Chai, op image FG pay us to dey nak akpako. Omo Na to be full time akapko master

Taiye4Christ:
Job Description
We are looking for a Software developer who is dedicated to his craft
Modelling, Design, Implementation/Development of Software Products and Solutions
Develop, test, debug, implement and maintain applications for documentation and meetings management
Develop, test, debug, implement and maintain applications using the standard Web-based and client server development frameworks and technologies PHP, MySQL, ASP.NET, C#, C++, MS SQL Server.
Develop, test, debug and implement applications using standard development methodology and tools Scrum, Agile, TFS.
.....................


Requirements
Candidate should possess a OND, HND, BA/B.Sc.
Strong knowledge of PHP web frameworks (such as Laravel, Yii).
Strong database knowledge specifically SQL Server and MySQL.
Strong knowledge of Linux OS system required in addition to windows.
Basic understanding of front-end technologies, such as JavaScript, HTML5, and CSS3.
Understanding accessibility and security compliance.
Strong knowledge of the common PHP or web server exploits and their solutions.
Strong hands-on experience with C# and Visual Studio IDE.
Strong hands-on experience with Microsoft technologies - Azure, etc.
Strong hands-on experience with Web API for mobile, etc.
Good knowledge of global technology trends top (Digital, Cloud, IoT, Internet data, BigData etc.).
Experience with Data Design best practices and exposure to common ETL (extract, transform, load) data operations in support of development.
Experience or knowledge of Agile Development practices.
Commitment to software practices of Continuous Integration, automated/repeatable testing, and collaborative work environments.
Commitment to incorporating quality software practices into all phases of the project life lifecycle.
Commitment to utilizing Open Source in the construction of the software solution.
Strong skills in: Java, C#, ASP.NET, and their related Tools or Frameworks.
Understanding fundamental design principles behind a scalable application.
User authentication and authorization between multiple systems, servers, and environments.
Integration of multiple data sources and databases into one system.
Creating database schemas that represent and support business processes.
Familiarity with SQL/NoSQL databases and their declarative query languages.
Proficient understanding of code versioning tools, such as Git.
Passion for best design and coding practices and a desire to develop new bold ideas.
Excellent communication skills and attention to details.

Method of Application
Applicants should send their CV's to: career@kingselitemedia.com

Nice one, but oga Bill Gate no even get all this skill way you dey find for one person.

Thanks man.
Will keep my eye wide open.

excess4luv:
the easiest I know is through a friend in the field cuz that's how I got mine, many companies aren't accepting trainee guys due to recession.

Thanks man. I will appreciate the link up, even those they pay peanuts, as far as they are into the real thing. Am currently in Ph, but won't mind relocating if its worth it.
I promise to name my first daughter after your mum

timmyblast:
I can send n re-sending of CV's can I send mine too. Have a BSC in computer science and a working experience as a customer service rep. I'm will be glad if I'm ask to send my CV too.

why dont you try software development if you have the head for it. you can start with andela.com or google videos and pdf on web development.

DMeanMan:
Yeah..... Right.

2 pity driven offers.

That's the best the OP could get!


The best job are wrestled for, not given out of Pity!!!

lol brother easy, cut lady some slack. a pat on the back might spur her up.

Nice one. I saw your post on the "how to become nse and COREN registered..". Please where can I get on the job training in telecommunication site engineering and related works. thanks

primus01:
I wil actually need for now, 1000 balls of water melon fruits, and some 20 to 50 baskets of tomatoes. Pls let ne have Ur contacts so we talk, or U call me so i know ur price, or send a text to my phone. 08137407934.

45k for 100 pieces(big size) of water melon excluding your own logistics
I am trying to link you directly to the farmer in kano, hopefully when my contact travels to kano.
Water melon is a little bit scars for now.

simi4me:
We are still in deep sleep.

Wake up because the Michelson's are coming back this Match.
Wake up!

where are The Originals fan

primus01:
I wil actually need for now, 1000 balls of water melon fruits, and some 20 to 50 baskets of tomatoes. Pls let ne have Ur contacts so we talk, or U call me so i know ur price, or send a text to my phone. 08137407934.

OK will get back to you.

I may be able to do that. What quantity do you want?

MaziOmenuko:
I keep wondering why those math courses have simply-silly names: partial differential equations: you go think say the course go easy as na 'partial' and not complete. Na so we do one mat201 course wey dem call 'ordinary differential equations'. O'boy, there's nothing ordinary in that course. Na so so 2nd, 3rd and 4th derivatives full that course. Person never finish first derivative, na to dey struggle with 2nd, 3rd and 4th; that wan na die.

Have you noticed that the final solutions to those differential equations are more complex than the original problem? How then is that a solution? You solve a simple linear differential eqn and your answer becomes quotients of complex numbers, how is that a solution?

Na waoh!

That's why Enstine's E=mc^2 was out of this world.

Karin001:
So I arrived H.E Shop and there she was as cold as codfish.

After introducing myself to her and explaining my mission she just looks at me as if I am something the cat just dragged in.

She indicates again coldly that I sit on a chair just by her. And I do just that.
She takes her time dealing with customers first and then starts counting her money and wrapping them in elastic bands. This she does quite noisily and without any recourse to me. I cough, I sneeze and make other sounds just to remind her of my presence, for where. The lady will not budge. Finally she asks me about the chin-chin and after doing a very detailed verbal description of the product and marketing strategy, she then asks me what my role in the company is? I then tell her that I am a Distributor based in Port Harcourt but that I could supply her if we agreed. Her questions and her facial expression when I provide answers was already enough indication for me that I was up an alley. Nothing was going to come out from here. One of the most humiliating episodes I have ever had since selling this product. Questions like; what makes me consider myself a distributor, do I know what it means to be a distributor, Distributors can only be labelled as such if they are recognized by so, so and so company adding for effect that it is the frustration of the berserk economy that is bringing young people into trading and who have the audacity to describe themselves as distributors.

At this point I say a mental prayer for patience. I needed to get out fast.

Anyway, she goes on and on and on and finally she asks me how much she can give me as transportation back to Port Harcourt since she wasn't willing to buy and at any rate she would only buy from an established company and then through their staff and not some supposed distributor who was probably still job seeking on the side. I had had enough and was going to give it back to her. But then I events changed in my favour surprisingly. Just as about to spew the venom that had accumulated another trader apparently from a neighbouring shop walked into her shop and in one glance noticed the products that I had displayed on the desk for her. He practically screamed in surprise asking if she had secured the distributorship for the product already and that he had been trying to get it for over six months but they kept referring him to a certain lady in Port Harcourt or another gentleman in Aba.

The discomfort radiating from Her Excellency was palpable. And I did not disappoint. I just gathered while she just looked at me in shock. Then she blurted out 'how much is the distributorship?'' to which I responded 3 Million Naira and she asked if I could recommend her and I told her that is what brought me from Port Harcourt in the first place but I wasnt going to recommend her again after what transpired between us.
Greed and selfishness walk hand in hand. I made to leave and she blocked me begging me initially and then threatening me with all sorts including the fact that I couldnt sell in her market and after all she could buy direct from the company. I just asked her to suit herself and walked out heading to the Okada ramp by the market entrance. She has called me over fifty times since then and has called my national Sales manager repeatedly and that one is on my side and has told her that only I can install her as a Distributor in that market.

Wow, I just imagined myself their and my hand was already itching to do sometime. I guess you have to prepare for the worse while expecting the best. thumbs up to your composure. People like this respire negativity. Sorry for the wast of resources.

No no, thanks you Madam.i have a lot to thank you for. Anyway i guess i will have to send my detail through mail for now. Gracias!

Karin001:
Never heard of Google form before. Please help me out. How does it work? Or maybe I should just google google form abi?

haha. its basically a way of getting data/information from people in a central way. just like the form you fill when signing up for an email, u get all the filled form data from different people in one central place from your google account and its free. just creat the fields and share the link.

good evening karin, may i suggest you use a google form for us to add our detail. its easy and convinient, you simply share the link, then we can click and add our detail. I can help out if you want: just list the necesary fields.
The synergy you talked about is brilliant, that perspective could only come from experience. Some say we are in the sharing/synergy economy. look at the recent tech companies that are making it: uber(sharing of ride), abnb(sharing of leaving space), cloud computing(sharing of computer resources). Its sharing all way.
To butress the point you made earlier. some imported motor parts are actually cheaper in onisha than in Lagos. In fact in some case Onisha is the last resort.
You have given use the qualities of a FMCG which is very awsome. May I suggest you spoon feed us a little by listing about 7 fmcg you think will be a good starter please. so we can justerpose with the one we have in our mind.
Good bless you forever karin.

ok. but wats the end game