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22? It's good U r waking up early. Let me give u a practical advice. Hairdressing & music production are viable individualy, no harm combining d two. U dnt need a glass-housed saloon to learn hairdresing, U can be experienced enough learning d art under d bridge or dat litl container-shop close to dat campus, ur target is to learn d art and learn fast, so find a saloon wit lots of customers trooping in & out. D more u watch ur boss styling, d faster u learn -u grab? Be focusd at d job either while learning or when on ur own, ladies can make u loose ur focus. Another thing, after learning, try to raise some money nd RELOCATE; I advice U.K. While in d u.k U'ld get a job if U r realy good at it. Then U raise money nd start ur music production, U 'ld surely meet wit d right ppl somehow at d hairdressing job. Pls go back to naija and establish ur music production big time, U'ld make it better at home asper music; u shld be 25/6 by then; rather young. Trust no man, get ready 2 hussle.

I reach-out to d mini bar, and sip at my drink.

Survive.

I promised her Marriage on the 1st date I ever had with her.

Nice opinion U al got. As for me - GIRLS, U may call them LADIES. I can't but admire most of them. Their look is good even their features. Biblicaly, the way and manner they were created is a mysterious explanation. I appreciate them so much, I'm sure the reason baba GOD blessed me with the best of them all as a wife and almost a dozen of beautiful ones as daughters. I'm realy happy being surrounded by what I like the most.

GOD has been 2 good 2me, despite my sinful thoughts and acts. Thank GOD 4me.

I still can't believe this.

is the company 'JEEP' complaining?

I think I need another JEEP biko

I have sacrificed for her already, been its citizen by birth.

I had such painful experience twice, both at different TOTAL stations. The first was at Kaduna, this guy just sold to few motorcycles and when he turned to me, he pointed at my door and said 'welcome sir'. I looked at the door nd quickly looked back at him when I culdn't find any link btwn d door nd what he said. I read d meter, it was on 14 litres in less dan 7 seconds, I smiled inside me, nd made sure he filled up my tank. Then I made him realise that it was evil to take your fellow human for a fool, I did this by not paying a kobo. He culdn't deny, nd wasn't sorry for the act. I actualy created a scene. What pissed me off d most was d fact that dis attendant ws an Igbo boy - trying to play on my inteligence in KADUNA. (Inaaa!) My second experince was almost same trick by a female TOTAL attendant this was in Kwara state. After ensuring that my tank was full, I made her realise wat she did, she started insulting me, I walked straight to d manager, she actualy ran to me nd fell on her knees apologising. I felt sorry for her returned to d car, paid her & zoomed off. Why do most Nigerian beleive in making it by cheating?

Remii:
Owe ni yen, ko si eni t'ope e lafoju. Ko gbe'de o gbe'ke ara e. Awa kii ja tabi bu ara wa ni ibi bayi. Ere ni awa ma nse ooo. Iwo loso wipe ede wa ko jo wa loju mo de pa owe wipe ako ba e ji yan tani feran ede ju enikan lo. Kinji ko.

Remii, joo ma binu. Owe yen o tete ye mi ni. I had to read it over nd over again. Not my fault, mo ti lo ile, o ti kpe ni. Ma biinu joo.

Sincerely, I like d music 'cos of its real juju form not lyrics. Dnt crucify her pls. She sings JUJU while Obesere sings FUJI. U know where I dey go,

@ poster. Terry's slogan (FREE ME) is meant for ppl like U. U should apreciate d fact dat he is no hypocrite. He doesn't hide his behaviour; who knows if its COC you do. Wat d hel is al dis crap about ganja sef? Dnt U dance to his beats? Something must inspire you, GANJA inspires TERRY. Abeg Free am! Kpraaa! Right now.

, mo ti jiya ri YES mo ti ja le ri, mi ba ti kpayan ri. D first time I heard this guy, I was like, is this from 9ja? True, dis guy met Ajasa in d game, bt he got beter rhymes,beats,concepts & lyrics compared to Ajasa's. I'ld rather advice DAGRIN; Give Ajasa his respect.

Remii:
Opolo ko mo ona odo a daa si awurudu, tani nba afoju jiyan orun sisun?, lol

Tan ko e 'lowe. Baba nla baba re 'lafoju.

FL Gators:

U don't dance to all tunes, don't laugh to all jokes.

Abuzola is not a muslim. Pls note.

No matter how you guys pretend to love your language; your are not proud of it as the Hausa's.

Jarus:
Are you from Offa or do you have ancestry lineage from Offa, or is your spouse from Offa, or did you ever live in Offa?
Let's chat about our town here.

Jarul, U guys should think of going back home with your acclaimed 'ijakadi' to do some 'Freedom Fighting' from the Emirates. U grab? Oloun 'o kpa 'no mo O!

emmboy:
I see myself getting married to my half maybe in the next 7 years, then intend to have four kids, all boys. What about u? Let propose so that God will dispose.

Why 7 years? Are you a 'do what I say - don't do what I do pastorperson'? U preach- procastination as a thief of time; I wonder why 7 years this time.

Nice one. I wish to see Honda's history instead.

Jayjj:
Thank God lagos was recognise it means we are means we are moving somewhere up lagos state.

Indeed a newbie. U wellcome anyway.

I do give MTN their respect in terms of audio-visual adverts not until when they came up with the MTN-2010 FIFA worldcup advert featuring Michael Essien. Another guy replaced him in d course of d advert. There were few flaws in that same advert. Viewers are no fools. Some of us are advert analysts/critics.

Anything wey dem talk - na 4 dem pocket. EKO O NI BAJE; ALIMOSHO O NI DARU; IKOTUN NI 'LE jooo.

Biblically, even the angels dnt know when so forget science. It may aswell be before 2012. Only GOD knows.

Nice ride, bt its a 'bulldog' not 'bullet'. Happy sales.

@ Fhemmy, I must say your initiative wuld b of help to many NLanders. Be honest & deal with d honest. May I have ur e-mail pls. I need some info.

GTay:
I thot as much because i've had San Andreas for over a year now, Surely GTAI.V was just released init?

Can I have it pls? Thanks.

No reason at all.
So, continue to hit your woman real harder ok!

that's a good step to take - know your root man.

In kpele Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

In kpele Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.