₦airaland Forum

In kpele Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Fhemmmy:
Just not sure why i blv u just joking

well; dat's just it.

U mean? I dont understand.

I'm serious, what makes u think I'm kidding?
'cos I said I have them as pets?
I'm surprised this is strange to you.
No, I aint kidding man.

Fhemmmy:
U sure say u no get some of these things as pet so?

Sure, I got seven of them. My problem is that I can't kill my pets, thats why I can go miles to get one for meat.

chrisical:
Chineke meeeeee 

Its the same Chineke who created these lovely creatures; and gave us power over them.

Fhemmmy:
Dont scream too loud oh, else, snake will just pop out of your screen

That would be a good manna from heaven sreen.

9ja ppl ; lol
A true nigerian wuldn't trust himself let alone trust others
Even if GOD comes to earth now, Nigerians will still doubt him.

larryjimmy:
send me your mail where i can send it to but some games in return
anyone you have that is for pc only

no probs, markstone0004@yahoo.com

I had been through with the Trodan Voodoo stage for a while now; I am battling with navigating the sea plane to distribute those posters
any hint on this?

are u real? GTA IV ( san andreas). pls

thaddeus99:
@surveyprof
I really appreciate you concern man, God will bless you, I will search for any skool now


@xreal
no bi by force guy, but I need am deadly, you know say na your papa house you want stay for your life, you no wanna take step in your life, just dey dull, how your side?


Please anybody with any skool links in france that are offering admission now?

hahahhahhaa
I no dey condemn d step u wan take, but na d place u wan go, e get 'question mark' - why study in france?
For ur info, I left my papa house, infact I left my papa continent before I was thru with my secondary shl,
obviously I sharp pass U.
All the best anyway.

thaddeus99:
I dont understand french language, can someone help me out? I have checked the link out bbut unfortunately I dont understand anything from the site. I need help please

na by force to go study in france, u can't read in french; so how do u want to cope studying there?

Fhemmmy:
what state is that?
Well, i dont have to step out of my car, do i?
I just would like to see the snakes walking around like agama and i will switch my gear into drive and run as long as my gas can take me, i will even make sure the car is steam washed, just in case one has crawled into some part of the car.
I wonder how people can like that crawly thing

Anambra State.
Seriously, you need to get there, just spend a night in that village. I had loved their crawling character since I was a kid till now nd forever.
They are one of GOD's perfect creatures aside MAN.

* I mean - U sound like someone who wuld just step in and out of that town, U might not stay there for a minute.*

* I mean - U sound lie someone who wuld just step in and out of that town, U might not stay there for a minute.*

Fhemmmy:
Can u tell me the name of that place, i will like to visit there when next i am in Nigeria, just to see those kinda snakes and are they not dangerous?
I fear snake more than i fear lion.
I feel you jare

hahahaha U serious?
U sure you'ld pay the town a visit? U sound lie someone who step in and out of the village
in a twinkle of an eye.

Anyway, you may visit Ojoto or Ogidi; I was in Idemili, Idemili south local govnment.
My next visit would be Ogidi, I heard they are not as strict with the snakes as Idemili ppl.
My advice is simple just follow their instruction else U fall into serious TROUBLE.

I wonder why he should be allowed into the U.S in  the first place.

@ poster
Reframe the topic to attract members of ur sect only.

sexyLeamon:
true coz i go to church

I hope you not one of those who go to church with those horrible make-ups

Fhemmmy:
Are u for real?
u must be kidding

I'm not kidding, that's the fact.
Do you know there's a remote village in the eastern part of Nigeria where snakes move freely just as lizards does?
I was there, but wasn't allow to eat any, I came back sad.
GOD really took his time to bless Nigeria.

Fhemmmy:
So u scared of the woman to come be macho and beat u up . . . .jokes
My guy, if you travel out of Nija and u love your pounded yam, and yet u reside in a condo or even the woods called home, what will u eat to replace the pounded yam?

macho lady irritates.
Nothing can stop me from pounding the yam, I'ld do the pounding outside the 'condo', .simple!

This is no problm at all, the solution is simple, if u can do this;
Go to the branch you use probably on a Thursday morning,
Speak with the person incharge - as a gentle man, tell him u need a solution by Friday morning (remain calm and gentle).
Do the same talking on Friday morning if no solution yet (calm and gentle).
By monday morning if nothing positive has been done, start to act real drama right in the banking hall,
Shout, scream out ur situation for all other customers to hear, call the attention of everyone in the hall,
I asure you a solution before an hour - depending on how touching U 'act the drama'
Let everyone know its your money and not the bank's.

This is the best solution, I once used it, a month-old problem was solved 7 minutes after my 'drama' in the banking hall.
Meanwhile do not speak 'big' english while acting so that even the 'illiterate' customers would understand you.

That's 9ja for U.

I believe in a supreme being - GOD.
I know he is not man, he reasoning is different from ours,
GOD is not wicked,
ours is to do the right thing
Love ur neigbours
Don't kill
Don't steal
Help the needy
 , and so on, doing all these witha sincere heart  guarantees heaven. PERIOD.

Fhemmmy:
The man shuld pound it, and the woman checking if done well, and the woman will feed the man with some of the yam, and they kiss a little while pounding sef.
To stop all the wahala, do poundo yam jare . . . the flour thing, easy and better than that yama yama yam pounding

U started with something reasonable, but ended it the other way,
why would you compare pounded yam to poundo yam, the difference is so wide.

@ poster
Never will I allow my wife to do the pounding NEVER. I don't want to see her with muscles on her arm.
moreso I don't see that act to be a part of femininity at all.

hahaahahaa,
y'all are missing something real good.
You guys ought to start rearing snakes for the meat moreso we approaching festive period, u know, you may rear for their skin (leather) but
the meat is so good. Snakes don't harm except you have the intention to harm them first.
Some snake-meat taste exactly like that of mackerel. I'm serious.

what then would you say about eating day-old chicken?

Even the Doctor told Papillo to drink Peak milk, right?

[quote author=George_D link=topic=209096.msg4862434#msg4862434 date=1257361826]raw milk like that of fura de nunu? [/quote]U are almost right.
Have a look at this simple qualitative analysis.

Raw milk >Fura d' nunu > peak milk, others may follow

Gaskya! I'm sipping Fura d' nunu along with Tuwo shin' kafa; my Amaria just placed my calabash of Zobo on my mat, I'ld top the meal with that.

No place like home.   NORTH SIDE 4 LIFE.

MrCrackles:
Piss off, i wasnt brought up to eat rubbish food combination. .

then U are weak, you cannot be a strong Nigerian. Tell me, do you have a story to tell?, then how on earth do u want to appreciate ur present status?
U call that rubbish?, U better ask for forgiveness from GOD.

Naija guys, continue to be patrons at those joints.
Na today?
2face said it 'NOTIN DEY HAPPEN'

MrCrackles:
Nigeria and stupid myths!

But wait a minute? why eat mango after garri?

No wonder ya'all have kwashiorkor and Co.!

Pssf

see your mouth, u wanna deny the fact that u enjoyed such combination when u were young?

punchlinee:
u will sleep wit her like that now

IFELEKE:
Poster,
you are not ripe for marriage.

U two are damn right, true talk.