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All I can say is.

This christmas will be good for people like me... afterall the finances aren't much.

Visitation will be reduced to its reasonable number 'due to fuel scarcity'. Wild celebration will be cut 'due to fuel scarcity'.
Fuel scarcity will make me have an excuse to control unecessary spending.

Madam: Dear, today is boxing day and the turkey is finished, we need to buy more for our guests.

Me: No fuel in the car, besides, our guests might not be coming due to scarcity of fuel.


I have seen the good side of it.

mrvitalis:
Muslims are against alcohol but would always drink champagne in their parties

Smh

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Pls pretend not to notice that.

I didn't see Kwara's governor.

Saraki didn't permit him to leave kwara.

It is everywhere.

That's the way they want the masses to celebrate this yuletide season.

obidevine:
With this your English, I'm not sure they will respond to your order.

They will surely understand the language spoken by his bouyant pocket.

Guy! Speak anyhow u want, they will understand you.

Money=Universal language.

newfound2012:
A bump especially designed for advertisement, which can never existed in reality

I wonder.

What sort of bump is that?

fellowman:
lies, we took the test last month

Are u giving up already?

I have only naira.

I no get dollar.

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Everyone of them dey do father christmas, why do father christmas to the rich kids?
These children look well fed already.
Come to my area and see the ones who really need your christmas gifts.

Daddy freeze right now.

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Religion shouldn't be a division.

I am not a fan of this talks; it always 'talks-down' of one sect.

They are no undercover cops now.

When u see a white Toyota Hilux van filled with scary and dirty looking men in black polo shirt, black cap and jeans - Run.

They are not jobless fans.

She wanted the comments and asked for it by posting her dance for her fans and all to see.


Her yansh is indirectly proportional to her beauty; u get?
in Falz's voice

I don't envy any of those musicians, especially the new ones we have.

They hardly have a hit song, yet u see them in G-Wagon.

No problem.

Kwara's allocation will go into the judges' pockets and case will be settled finally.

Benz has good reputation as a result of good products made.

If I were to choose one (for free); I will go for this.

I have fallen for this even before God created me.

Zat iz whorz zhey har noun por........kwarraptian!

"Surprise birthday party", is that a new video of his?

Is he still with Marvins Record?
Does Marvins still exist?

I wonder the kind of history books posters above me are reading.


What oba of lagos said is actually what some other yoruba monarchs will say about oba of benin - which is virtually out of respect to the heirachy.

Imagine someone saying oba of lagos and the true lagosians migrated from kwara.

NwaAmaikpe:



What's there in a man wearing g-strings.
Women wear boxers too.

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Conservative country.

She should come to naija, her music video will be rated high.

@ number 10

I have learnt something new.

But, I still need to consult my dictionary.

53 years of age?.

She fine sha.

20 years, hmm.


God knows best.
I remember a prophet said he traded his spinal cord for fame and wealth.

Wish you long life and prosperity.


FTC dedicated to Aki.
Imagine the guy below saying Aki has gotten no inner happinnes in 40 years; u be AKI? or u be GOD?


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Ontop wetin funke place her left hand?

So unecessary.

What kind of thread hits FP even before been created?

What network is the guy above me using?




Is Ronaldo better than those here?