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CelebritiesRe: Davido Performed Live In 30 Billion Concert 2017 (video) by xreal: 4:09am On Dec 28, 2017
All these girls wan rape Davido at any slightest opportunity.
CelebritiesRe: Donjazzy, D'banj, Wande Coal And Other Mo'hitz Crew Reunite On Stage by xreal: 4:06am On Dec 28, 2017
D'banj wasn't there.

There is no MoHits without D'banj.
CelebritiesRe: Mo'hits Records Reunion & Performed At Davido '30 Billion Concert' (video) by xreal: 4:04am On Dec 28, 2017
D'banj wasn't there.

There is no MoHits without D'banj.
CrimeRe: Ex-Boxer & Lord's Chosen Pastor Murders His Wife On Christmas Day In Anambra by xreal: 2:58pm On Dec 27, 2017
The same 'Chosen' people who swim inside gutter during evangelism on the streets?
Technology MarketRe: Newly Constructed Highway In China. by xreal: 2:04pm On Dec 27, 2017
Lincoln275:
hmmm! we still have a very long way to go
Yeah. So long. A long way with no end.
Technology MarketRe: Home Appliances For Sale by xreal: 12:58pm On Dec 26, 2017
Superagent:
Yes I do. I Promised to give that to my brother so its not for sale.
Location?
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Reacts To Wizkid & Davido”s Reconciliation by xreal: 12:27pm On Dec 26, 2017
Twiitting from Prison.

Na Burna's next rhyme be dat.
PoliticsRe: NUPENG Confirms Massive Loading Of Petrol At Depots by xreal:
A good scenario of Medicine after Death.

The oil rich country have made it's citizen celebrate christmas without the oil petrol.

The deed has been done.
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If I mention 'huts' they will feel bad.
CelebritiesRe: New Pictures Of Actress Beverly Naya As She Celebrates Christmas by xreal: 4:39pm On Dec 25, 2017
Is she not the Omo Wobe in wedding party?
CelebritiesRe: Olu Jacobs Joins Instagram At 75 by xreal:
...

Modify: I just returned to do some modification to space booked.

It's 21 hours now.
Olu Jacobs has over 5,000 followers.

FamilyRe: 5 Things You Must Not Do To Your Husband On Christmas Day by xreal:
Op. Abeg let our women know. Tell them.
Christianity EtcRe: It's Christmas Eve! Share Your Experience So Far by xreal: 11:30am On Dec 24, 2017
Will be home all through.

No Fuel to move around.
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaye Releases 2017 Christmas Card by xreal:
Funny.

No nigerian will appreciate a card at this moment,
we will appreciate THIS instead.
AutosRe: Photo Of The Day!!! See What Fuel Scarcity Has Caused. by xreal: 10:06am On Dec 24, 2017
Buhari is really working.
PoliticsRe: We Can No Longer Import, Sell Fuel At N145/litre — Marketers by xreal: 8:36am On Dec 24, 2017
matrix199:
The UN should close down this country. It has failed woefully.


We're like a mermaid dying of thirst in her kingdom. How can we be an oil producing nation and still be an oil deficient nation? That's a paradox.


Here's how daft the immediate and the past leaderships of this country are...

They sell a barrel of crude oil(159litres of 6 constituent oil) @ $59/N17,000 per barrel)

They later buy a barrel of 1st constituent of the crude, which is PMS, (1 barrel @ $55) + a barrel of 2nd constituent of the crude, which is kerosene, (1 barrel @ $57) + a barrel of 3rd constituent of the crude, which is diesel, (1 barrel at $70), then sum up all they spend importing what they exported @ $59, that would give $182.

They earn $59 per barrel exporting crude oil. They spend $182 importing a barrel of petrol, a barrel of kerosene, and a barrel of diesel.


A mermaid sells her fresh fish at N100. She later buys it back as fried fish at N200.

Isn't she a daft mermaid?
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PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Reacts To Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by xreal: 8:34am On Dec 24, 2017
They are all the same.
PoliticsRe: Fraud: Confluence Rice Was Actually Re-bagged - Pictures by xreal: 8:29am On Dec 24, 2017
Deceiving kogi people and the federal government.

Bursted!
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FamilyRe: Heartbreaking Photo Of Mother Breast Feeding Her Baby Despite Having An Accident by xreal: 7:37am On Dec 24, 2017
Do I beleive this?
EventsRe: Nairalanders,today Is My Sister's Birthday by xreal: 7:16am On Dec 24, 2017
HBD to her.


Such a beauty.
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Blasts New York Times Over Trump's "Comment" About Nigerians by xreal: 7:13am On Dec 24, 2017
TheHerald:
Former Nigerian Aviation Minister, Femi Fani-Kayode has accused respected news medium New York Times of lying about US President Donald Trump's purported comment about Nigerians.

The New York Times on Saturday had reported that Trump said in a June 2017 meeting that Nigerians refuse to "return to their huts" after seeing America.

Other comments credited to the president at the meeting include: "immigrants from Haiti all have AIDS" and "Afghanistan is a haven of terrorists."

The New York Times had quoted two anonymous sources present at the meeting but who sought anonymity.

Trump administration officials denied the report, saying that though the meeting took place, the president never used the words "AIDS" and "huts".
In a reaction via his verified Twitter handle, Fani-Kayode described the New York Times report as a "lie" and "salacious gossip".

He said, "The @nytimes claim
@realDonaldTrump said "Nigerians refuse to return to their huts after seeing America", "immigrants from Haiti all have aids” and "Afghanistan is a haven of terrorists”. This is nothing but sallacious GOSSIP and quintessential FAKE NEWS.The
@nytimes LIED!"
Sauce ?
TravelRe: See The Monitor Lizard I Killed On My Way Home For Xmas by xreal: 7:05am On Dec 24, 2017
That story sounds hoax.

Anyway, the way I see lala running here...

CelebritiesRe: Officers From Nigeria Police Academy Looking Good by xreal: 6:48am On Dec 24, 2017
These ones are still in the academy.

Looking good outside, but devilish inside.

What cadet wears dark shade in uniform and around academy premises ?

Police will ever remain paramilitary.
They may have their academy, they can't attain the status of the military.
#Discipline #Academics #Training
Car TalkRe: Cold Mornings, Expect Battery Failures. by xreal: 6:47am On Dec 24, 2017
Who has ever had any experience with FORGO battery?

Are their batteries good?
Christianity EtcRe: What Positions Are You Occupying In Your Church? by xreal: 6:40am On Dec 24, 2017
CrimeRe: “Don’t Accept Wrapped Gifts From Strangers” – Commissioner Of Police Says by xreal: 7:15pm On Dec 23, 2017
Who are the police tutoring now?

The beauty of christmas is exchange of beautifully wrapped gifts.

But they are receiving roughly squeezed 50naira notes on the road.

Mstcheeeew.
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CelebritiesRe: Fuel Scarcity: 2face Idibia Protests Against Filling Stations. Nigerians React by xreal: 11:55am On Dec 23, 2017
I was so surprised to see such from Tuface again.

I had to go reply him on twitter.

Nonesense.
PoliticsRe: 2017 Lagos State Christmas Carol Service (Photos) by xreal: 9:17am On Dec 23, 2017
Eko oni baje.
PoliticsRe: [PHOTO] FFK Tweeted This About PMB And Chibok Girls And Then Deleted It by xreal: 8:13am On Dec 23, 2017
This man should grow up.

His fingers were faster than his brain.
BusinessRe: INNOSON: FIDELITY Bank Takes Advantage Of Gtb's Predicament - Pic. by xreal: 8:03am On Dec 23, 2017
Amarabae:
How are they unprofessional?
did they mention GTbank name?
Must they mention it?

Which other of my accounts am I closing?
Are they happy that I close my other account?

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