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MarvellousGod:


Toothpick big pass the thing

Choi...!
The way some ladies dey describe Mr JT, diaris god oh

Una just dey mention height I dey laugh here. Wait till u see me
In other news, my UBN colleague @smallpeepee, I thought ur moniker was based on ur smallie size as a person, didnt know it's about downtown isshhh

Fash20:
pls how hard is the test because I have not done any before

Different companies have their pattern. For starters, study the latest GMAT. Can't really say it's hard, you have to be fast & smart. Build your speed by constant practising. Good luck.

Fash20:
Can someone apply for different scholarship.

Sure, but it's not about applying. It's actually about passing the aptitude tests. From what I know, it's very competitive. Coming from NigerDelta too helps (i.e for Oil&Gas scholarships)

Mehn...! Some of these guys have upgraded their annual stipends sha. I missed out on MTNF Scholarship then 'cos my discipline wasn't mentioned that year. Glad they've included it now though.

Shout out to the host of the JSA. Good job. To those I nominated that won, wanna say congrats to u all. To those who didn't make it, it's all good! No point taking life too seriously anyways...not like we are getting out alive sha.
I didn't quite understand the 'Most Secretive' joblander, was thinking it's someone who hardly comments on job posts. Apologies to my guy I nominated here. But em... The Casanova guy I nominated I'm surprised he didnt win, 'cos the guy no dey carry eye see (f) on any moniker. I no call names o.

*After reading the first 3 lines*
Mark and delete.

remsonik:
What type of babes do you guys roll with??

I go keep wetin I wan talk before them go attack me

Leave matter for Mathias. Wait till u r busted.

So true. Naija gals ain't all same, but that doesn't mean I trust any one.

I'll Xplore what the female orgazm feels like sha

Jamean:
As fast as fast. You didn't answer the gender question.

Male.
I'll like to challenge u on that game sometime in future.

Jamean:
Oh nice...so let's start this way.
What gender are you?

Funny
u play sudoku very well? How fast can u complete the one on Vanguard back page?

Jamean:
Great...and you?

Been good. I just feel like chatting with someone sha

[quote author=Jamean post=29599352][/quote]Hello dear.. How have you been?

question for the ancestors

masagoody:
2008 wow.....no wonder you dey make sense... wished I joined earlier than I did.

We lost that account that tsunami year

Met one guy @ an interview and we got talking. I mentioned the same comment I posted on a thread, and the guy was like ''are you XtraSmooth on Nairaland?''.
For some, in the course of chatting with them they'll say ''I read it somewhere on Nairaland that...''. Then I'll say ''Wow, are you on NL?''. The girl will say ''nah, not really. I'm just a guest'', lol she go just lie gimme cos my next question for be her username.
Lastly, this site has been of immense help to me since I joined in 2008 while in the Uni. #TeamNairalandAddict.

My sister's husband happens to be the first son. As such, his mum constantly scrutinizes every action taken by my sister. She never acknowledge any good thing my sister does cos she'll rather pretend she didnt see it. But let her make a small mistake she picks on that. To worsen it, the husband's two siblings are stayin with them full time. When I marry, it'll be me, my wife and the kids alone. In fact, anybody visiting must give two weeks notice before coming.

Maya2pretty:
lol, hmmm my dear, we r still pushing it

We aren't as rich as we want but at least we aren't as broke as before, all Glory to the Father

That's the spirit! Erm... I miss u sha..

Maya2pretty:
ALRIGHT

I AF PUT PISHUR, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S FINE ENOF SEF
SHA MANAGE lol

Maya Maya
Hope you made money that year

cynthiababe:
Please does anyone have an idea of what CITA petroleum pays their Trainees.?...i discovered they fall under the mid stream sector of the industry...thanks

Somebody should answer this pls..

Yes you can. If you can scale through the aptitude tests comprising numerical reasoning, then you're good to go. For interview, I will advise you to point out your strength that revolves round marketing or customer service, etc. That can get you posted to marketing section. If you find yourself in operations, you might end up making some mathematical errors @ your own detriment. Finally, I believe you'll still undergo a sorta coaching @ bank training schools to understand the nitty-gritty of what you'll be doing. Goodluck.

Story that touches the heart.

Lero15:
Missed the old you though

Same here.. Acct I opened way back in 2008 just vanished

Lero15:
I've always known...u were lost, but now found

I know you know... Just had a ''change of scene''

Jamean:

Sounds like yes to me. Issorai

[quote author=Lero15 post=29457119][/quote]Boss

coolbibz:
XtraSmooth404, Most secretive? Lol. Start to dey ask God for forgiveness oh...haba!

My guy! Na typing error sha, lol.

Jamean:
You don't care about me
Is the beans cooked?

You love beans?

TheRealAdonye:

We're waiting

Done.

Jamean:
...and you've been typing since mid-night. I think there are 2 things involved.


But, it's none of my business

you won't understand

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