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"PRAYER FOR NIGERIA IN DISTRESS"

Sincere 9gerian: Mischief makers and enemies of progress at work. The said report and link is dated 2011. How can the moderators move thread to the front page without verifying its authenticity and relevance?
Smh

The report states:

**Boko Haram rejects Amnesty offer 0
May 9, 2011 | 6:15 pm
News

By Ndaihi Marama

"The members of the Yusufiyya sect popularly known as Boko Haram said that they will not accept the amnesty, which the Governor Elect Alhaji Kashim Shettima promised to offer them...."

How can a 2011 report make front page in 2013? Enemies of peace and progress at work. Well done!

BROS YOU TOO MUCH!
NA PEPUL LYK U WE DEY LACK FOR OBODO 9GERIA.
I BEEN TINK SAY NA ONLY ME NOTICE AM.
Oga seun mk U and Ur moderators mind ya sef o!
God put this nairaland idea in Ur head for the good of mankind.
My mama bin tell me say With Great power comes great responsibility.
I rest my case.
Cooourrrt!!!
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playmode: Thank you for your detailed analysis of the situation.To be honest my heart is at home,i miss the naija badly.There are some things Nigeria has that no other country has.My wife is also reading this thread so i am really glad you posted.

ROSSIKI HMMMM!
Thread with caution my brother.
You are not the PRO for nigeria.
Mr Playmode,40 percent of what you here is Un- true.
The Major problem in your Homeland rite now is TRUST,CORRUPTION AND POWER.
There's no way at least 12 of the 24hrs a day you won't expend it on fuel or diesel on Generator for your business or domestic needs.
My Dad Rents Big Generators to hotels & shopping malls on the island and i know what am saying.
I advice you invest you come as a commoner & carry out a deep research of the land you left 13 years before moving down here with your family.
The Best thing is to buy a house don't attempt building one cuz you won't be smiling at all.
As for business tips that won't Involve you expending much on generator,i will advice you thinker Internet based business{google about 'Jumia'} and agriculture because food is life..
For more info reach me on 07033149756.
May God lead You as you plot your stratagems.
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playmode: Thank you for your detailed analysis of the situation.To be honest my heart is at home,i miss the naija badly.There are some things Nigeria has that no other country has.My wife is also reading this thread so i am really glad you posted.

ROSSIKI HMMMM!
Thread with caution my brother.
You are not the PRO for nigeria.
Mr Playmode,40 percent of what you here is Un- true.
The Major problem in your Homeland rite now is TRUST,CORRUPTION AND POWER.
There's no way at least 10 of the 24hrs a day you won't expend it on fuel or diesel on Generator for your business or domestic needs.
My Dad lease out Big Generators to hotels & shopping malls on the island for a living and i know what am saying.
I advice you come as a commoner & carry out a deep research of the land you left 13 years before moving down here with your family.
The Best thing is to buy a house don't attempt building one cuz you won't be smiling at all.
As for business tips that won't Involve you expending much on generator,i will advice you thinker Internet based business{google about 'Jumia'} and agriculture because food is life..
For more info reach me on 07033149756.
May God lead You as you plot your stratagems.
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CNN reports that This 100kg bomb was dug Up close to a train station at the centre of berlin at 12:15pm on Tuesday after the owners of the train station instructed a survey be carried out at the surrounding area.
The bomb was kept from harmsway after it was de-fused by bomb specialist.
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As The world celebrates the cell phone after 40years what is your biggest memory of the first time you Used a cell phone.
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I was watching Piers morgan Earlier Today and it was revealed That U.S president Barack Obama is set to take a self enacted 5% salary pay cut in order to aid the system that pays tax payers wages.
The cut is expected to be directed to the US treasury.
There is a lot of controversy surrounding his decision despite the huge holiday expenses expended yearly.
Tax payers in the US expect him to cut short his bogus trip in the near future and toughen Up on the Lingering bureaucratic decisions and delays surrounding Gun laws.
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Airforce1: As if I give a phuck

GUY U R A DEFINITION OF WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A FULL.
DSTV ORI È O 4KA SIBÈ!
Na becuz of The level wey Una get 4 Africa else na 2 pay $40B As compensation!
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This good!
I lyk it.
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This is xtraordinary!
I know she's gonna find him in no time.
Make Una Free Seun and if she's a Virgin Nko how does it concern U?
U fink Evri1 b Lyk U.
Chinese ladies of dis age get strong Ethics.
Ride On Mama!

NIGERIA I HAIL THEE.
I JUST DEY WATCH FILM .
YOU MEAN WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT CORRUPTION?
THIS IS WHAT BACKWARDNESS IS ALL ABOUT.
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tomtolu: Hi, I am interested please

i am interested 222222222.
pls get to me 07033149756.

[quote author=Jollof]My girl and I went to see Jack and the Beanstalk Jack the Giant Slayer last night and it was more entertaining than I had anticipated (Though I never noticed any female giants, which begs the question, 'How on earth were such a mythical army of 'males' born in the first place?). We arrived in good time, bought the calorie-adding popcorn and fizzy drink, plus we were the third couple to walk into the screening room, allowing us to pick choice seats. Unfortunately there was one critical factor we were completely unprepared for and had no way of predicting - the unpredictability of Nigerian cinema goers. *flexes fingers*

1. Talking on their phones. Whilst we watched Fee Fi Fo Fum confront Jack, I had to hold myself from not confronting the buffoon on my row who was answering a mobile phone call. He made no attempt to whisper - you could hear every single word he was saying (so much so that I heard him say he would call back in 10 minutes when he knew fully well that the movie had another hour to go! Seriously?!!). He must have talked for a good 3 minutes with no interruptions - not even a 'shush' from anyone in the audience...bizarre. I know what I was thinking of telling him (To know what that was, click here only if you're 18 or older).

2. Putting their feet up on the seat in front. Despite the fact that the seats in Silverbird Cinemas Ikeja can be reclined (just like you have on airplanes) some movie goers here still feel the need to milk every possible position of comfort. Not only is putting your feet up on someone else's seat bad manners but it also makes the poor person sat in that chair look like a bunny rabbit with dirty ears! (imagine the soles of two shoes on top of someone's head).

3. Bringing babies under 1 year. I'm no expert on babies but I'm pretty sure that exposing their tiny eardrums to thunderous explosions aptly amplified by Dolby surround speakers (just for good measure) would not aid hearing development. I can understand the challenges of finding a trustworthy babysitter or persuading a relative to watch over the baby. However, there's always the earplugs option, the rent-a-DVD option or the wait-till-the-movie-comes-out-on- DVD option. For God's sake, prioritize! baby first, giants later!

4. Talking to the cinema screen. We all get carried away sometimes. But when there are other people around you there should be limits. At what point would a movie watcher realize that all his warnings and pockets of advice are not being ignored by the movie characters - THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE IT IS ONLY A MOVIE! Or maybe they just feel the people around them are probably so dim that we need an indirect explanation to bring us up to speed >> 'Thanks but I watched the movie synopsis, I'm familiar with this sort of mythological theme and story-line, and most importantly I have over 25 years of movie-watching experience!' Keep
@jollof U nur get work!
Y U Nur go buy d Tape 4 alaba make we see 4rnt.
U get time to type all these crap
mtchewww.

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Boss_hugo: Mr OP. Nice of u to start something like this. Pls does anyone have any info on Starlink Global House, 8/10 Salamatu Eniola str, Ilasa Lagos. Thanks peeps.

@ hugo my Dad works in that area buh dat house has Eluded me!