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@walestar. you are going hellest hell. i.e the deepest hell. Anupam[color=][/color]

I went to see my very good friend in Orile one saturday afternoon and we were at their backyard chatting with other children when this man rushed pass us and even splashed us dirty water, he held a custard bowel on his hand as he was running and he was releasing numerous fart as he was running. He went straight to the toilet and blow out a shit like fart(you know what I mean, water shit). We were just puzzled waiting for him to come out. And finally he came out and started smiling and panting, the other children smiled back and said ''PALEE NA WA O'' and he replied stammering ''no, no, thing dey happen''.

I went to see my very good friend in Orile one saturday afternoon and we were at their backyard chatting with other children when this man rushed pass us and even splashed us dirty water, he held a custard bowel on his hand as he was running and he was releasing numerous fart as he was running. He went straight to the toilet and blow out a shit like fart(you know what I mean, water shit). We were just puzzled waiting for him to come out. And finally he came out and started smiling and panting, the other children smiled back and said ''PALEE NA WA O'' and he replied stammering ''no, no, thing dey happen''.

@poster. yes pre-cum or pre-ejaculation can cause pregnancy only if u had sex earlier and ejaculate without urinating before having sex again. After ejaculating, some sperm cell are hidden in the urethra and unless you urinate it will definately cause pregnancy,that is if u want to have sex again. so be careful man.[color=][/color]

Test a girl? Guy she will not pass the test. Just pray for ur relationship.

@Abuzola. Yes Jesus is the son of God and God gave authority to do all things. Remember is with the name of Jesus that u can ask a mountain to move and it will obey and u can cast out demons with that same name. The name above every other name. Even David called him lord. The muslims claimed that mohamad is the promised comforter WRONG! The comforter is the Holy spirit. My last warning is this, WHOSOEVER THAT DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE HOLY TRINITY IS ALREADY CONDEMN.

You all know about the baptism of Jesus and you want to tell me you didnt witness the trinity. The father spoke(this is MY BELOVED SON) the son was present and the spirit came in form of a dove and rest on Jesus. Hypocrite cant u understand the bible for once. Whats there to argue?

Read john 1:1-3 and see about God and christ if they are not one. You all know the truth but cant admit it. Read also the baptism of jesus and tell me the event that took place there. The only thing ur pastor preaches is God loves a cheerful giver.

Moi-moi and beans are the same and they are not d cause of farting. Sometimes when one is pressed fart comes out. Sometimes I use my fart to make music.

(Laughing). I cant believe I was the one day post this thread. I read my post and laugh at it. Well fart is natural. But have u try fart inside a car when the glasses are all closed?

The correct answer to that is IT HAS TAY THE DAY BREAKETH.

@oge4real. Maybe it has happen to u before when u ate beans.

Amy, the war is not yet over, I went to church yesterday evening after work because of u. I prayed that God will give me the patience to stand ur lousy mouth. How about a dine at chicken republic surulere. Hmm?

It was raining heavily in Apapa Lagos, before it started rainin I had left d office to my home, I was still on the way when it started raining, I was close to where I will board a bus but the rain was to heavy so I had to look for a shelter somewhere. I was there for like 25mins when my manager(woman) drove by so I entered d rain to ask her for a ride which she allow me in. I sat in the front while she and a man who I believe was her business partner sat at the back. Then the fart striked, but I manage to hold d first but d second came with force and she was looking at me as I was struggling to hold it. It became worse when bad road made the car to bounce and this was forcing d fart to come out. I was sweating while d a/c on due to my condition. I later reached my destination I quickly rush out and the fart came out while I was still closing d door. I believe she must have heard d sound.

@chic2pimp. For her to come sexuality board means she don tear eyes. I think can take 10inchs.

@z-murda. Thanks for ur motivation. I will try my best. When am true with her she will beg for more.

@The seeker. Guy watch ur saliva as it flows anyhow. Am no more a student afterall so am not ASUU prey.

@NL. I dont say evil for good.

We were watching movie, my family and I was laping my gal that was at night. When suddenly she started shifting her pant and manage to insert my dik inside her pusy right there and nobody noticed. Well we didnt do it for long cos I might release inside of her.