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Suspect33:
Madam, urs is even fair

my friends sister who got married back in 1998 was lookin 4 a child for over 5 yrs, nd wen she finally concieved nd put to bed, the baby died,
Later on in the year 2006 she got pregnant again, this time she had twins, after putting to bed, one died immediately, nd after 2 weeks the second one died.... Painful, is'nt it?

In the year 2010, she got pregnant again nd lost it in a miscarriage..... She finally lost hope dat God does'nt want her to have her own child..

Miraculously in 2012, she got pregnant again, bt due to the fear of what happened in the past, she wanted to abort the pregnancy so as nt to go through anoda pain of child loss, bt her hubby kicked against the idae, nd der started praying and fasting.... In July 2013 she put to bed triplets nd nothing happened to the babies, right nw she is even pregnant again, nd her family is now living happy.... The God that wiped away her tears will also wipe ours in Jesus name.

Thanks for d word of encouragement.

rheether:
When she go marry?

U get husband 4 her?

edozie04:
80k? seriously? that money can finish in my hands under 1hour

Really?

naijainfogalery:
half of the things listed here are not funny to an average Nigerian, Are you calling us boring?

Here are things that an average Nigerian man finds funny
1. When your boss is fond of complaining and Shouting and someone ends up mimicking him thats funny in any language
2. When your parent cains one of your stubborn brother or sis that might have abused you during the day, Hehehe thats funny
3. When a girl goes to a local restaurant and orders rice 30 naira beans 5 naira 2 pomo and 1 ishan with foreign accents
4. When a girl that has never travelled abroad start forming and mixing both British and American accent
5. When a dude goes to a restaurant orders bottle water or coke and the girl ate proper meal thats freaking hillarious
6. When your teacher blows some almighty grammer
7. When a men sees a beautiful or sexy girl and they start acting like mumuu hehehe thats funny
8. When a girl or a guy thinks he is the real chic or real guy and doesnt know he is just a side chic or maga
9. When your wicked aunty that is always reporting you to your parent got beaten up by a female friend
10. When a girl tries so hard to catch mens attention but they are all focused on a more pretty or sexy girl
11. When OP tries to be funny and his post gets 10 likes and mine gets 100 likes heheheheh now that is funny in any language

Mtchew

Orijin101:
ma'am, what i do na

U just too funny.

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

mad guy. he he he

dipopooo:
Negative

Oops. Fnkx

dipopooo:
Negative

Dipopooo. Pls help me check. Fadeyi Esther. 0000459510

Xano:
Congrats. You were shortlisted

Xano,pls help. 0000477529. Fadeyi Josephine. Fnkx

jnrbanks:
I go wait for him wife patiently until him wife dey 9months pregnant den I go throw him wife up.....den leave am for air dey go my haus

Impossible

Tallesty1:
On The Seventh day while God was resting the devil created Maheeda.

lol

netmillionaires:
a n gba aromo adie l'owo iku, o ni a ko je ki oun lo bebe atan lo jeun. (we are trying to save a chick from death, he is complaining that we don't allow it to go to the dumpsite to eat)... OP don jinx all of them.

lol

pweetyholly:
Seems most of d tinz u ar sayin are true,bcoz I do xperience most of diz tinz.chai!!! Daris God ooooooo

Tie ba e (ur own don hit u)

Nice one

buygala:
As if the girls themselves don't self-service


Their thigh-crossing is a very unnoticeable but very potent form of masturbation... Rubbing their thighs together gives them bliss anytime and anywhere



So the pot should stop looking to call the kettle black. .... NA ALL OF US DEY INSIDE ONE MOLUE

btw

why do I feel that some adventurous and curious girls will try crossing their thighs or rubbing their thighs tightly together after reading this post?

How u take knw these thingx?

I am interested. Kindly send to me fadeyiesther9@gmail.com. Thanks

xynerise:
The Alum virgins

Lol

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]What's hymen?? When you see blood flowing and the vj is as tight as hell with the "no entrance" feeling___which other hymen will you be looking for?[/color]

Lol

alberto2k:
10000 likes

Agree.

Exjoker:
Abeg what did post said? it so long I couldn't read

Nah ur own palaver be dt?

scribble:
4 years ago I was making about 50k


Now its about 1.5m


Married the woman who was there when it was 50k


I live for her now because she supported me with love, prayers, advice, encouragement and a constant smile.

. Bro,i so much love this. God bless you sir.

Olutola88:
At one point, there was a Mario girl that made many guys here act preposterously.

Each time I visited the Romance section, I saw all sorts of guys carrying her matter on their heads like Darling Yaki. Some stalking her and many saying so much about her beauty.

On one fateful night I innocently visited d Romance section & came across her picture on one beauty thread. E be like say Electricity shock me cos I was not only disappointed in her looks but the obsequious act of her sycophants also fell me flat.

My instinct instructed me 2 give “them” a benefit of doubt by asking “Is this the Mario gal many guys here always claim is so so so Beautiful”? I was like... Excuse me! I expressed my disappointment in her looks as I expected way better.

I wasn't even allowed to Land b4 one boy just jumped 4rm a corner I didn't know. He got all defensive... YES! I love soldiers, brave ones @ that. But I don't like a Nigerian soldier flexing muscles on the streets of Lagos when Boko Haram are wasting lots of innocent lives in Borno.

That boy that jumped to defend her would have made sense if he defended her Adroitly, Astutely, Diplomatically, Intelligently or Wisely. But as a Mature Gentleman, I ignored his ignorance.

The boy's moniker read Naijaboy. So, that scenario came to mind when I saw the same boy criticizing guilty boys like him. Well, I wouldn't know if he's grown now...

Funny

dechandel:

This thread is not for me then!!
Cause my wedding dress would be way above the 500k

wow,congratulationx in advance.

ireneony:
una manage try sha but not that attractive

bros to be frank you nor fine

Sidown there dey look for fine boy wey go dabaru your life wit beating.

Iamfrank:
Sharap silly gal...... C ur small head lik pocket money

hehehe. Funny

Blackett:
Says the ugly turtle with no boyfriend. . .

Have you been able to attract any man, even the one wey nor fine? Fvck No!

So, shush it.

wow

adanduka:
Aunty, Aunty
But I have a question

What happens to the brush part of the toothbrush? Does it automatically become a watch?

Show us a picture of this incredible bangle on your hand or I take your thread to backpage

FUNNY U