₦airaland Forum

Lobbish.

Asthma is not there. I've witnessed the case of an asmathic guy who suffered a crisis as he was just walking along the road. He fell down on the road and was convulsing and gasping for breath. I even thought it was epilepsy. Fortunately he was revived when someone rushed and bought an inhaler or whatever they call it.
Needless to say he was so mortified when he regained consciousness. He was weeping and saying that he was 'jazzed'.

Clap for yasef

oyinkinola:
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[b]1. ....there are very many commentary on depreciation of ₦ nowadays expecially in parallel market, although parallel or black market can be manipulated by the traders, they either do it on their self interest, so those who doesn't beleive in the prosperity of nigeria can harbour $ as they can on imported goods hereby cause hike!
But in my own point of view the depreciation of ₦ is a great success to this nation if well manage to nigeria situation today. the looted fund is in $ and it must be refunded back in $, so if $1 is ₦198 when the money is looted, then if the money is refund today at $1 to ₦350 the nation has gained ₦152!
imagine if $1=₦1000, the gain is ₦902!
So in conclusion if the government managed to refund the $trillion looted and the refunded money, change it in parallel market, this will reduce the pressure on ₦ and the scarcity of $ in parallel market so the ₦=$.

(take note all the money took out of CBN during jonathan regime were changed in parallel market before ditributed)

you have other opinion?

2. ...2017 budget will beat record... ₦1 quadrillion!, all the social sectors will be substantially finance to trillions ₦, poverty will be completely eradicated and by the end of year 2018 Nigeria will be declared a developed state and classify one of the first three country in the index of human .
I know you will argue on how this can happen with the economics situation of today, low foreign reserve, low oil price, with depreciation of ₦.
yes oil price is down, foreign reserve is dry but we still have foreign looted fund reserve at hand! when recovered and well managed, it won't be problem to have money for this budget!
we can only pray that a $ hit ₦1000 and all $1 trillion looted recovered!
I know for sure that with the determination of this government and the support of foreign nation to help recovered all $ trillion looted it will happen.....$1 trillion recovered and change to ₦ will give us ₦1 quadrillion needed to financ that budget!
year 2017 bye bye to poverty!

3. ....OIL AND LFR
THE TWO MAIN MEANS OF INCOME FOR NIGERIA ECONOMY
.....with the determination of Nigeria president Buhari and the trust of of world leaders toward nigeria, from America, Eroupe, Asia and gulf nation the down price of oil and the rise in $ is not a corse to nigeria but a blessing.
Among the oil producing countries, and OPEC only nigeria have what other didn't, we have oil in common but nigeria have the looters as well, this opportunity raise nigeria above other oil nation and when all this country are frustrated with oil down price, nigeria have turn to her looted fund reserved to keep her economy running.
Nigeria is bless with oil and (LFR) looted fund reserve, when the oil price is down, the rise-up of dollar $ hike the value of our LFR, if government inject the LFR recovered on the economy, it will boot our economy!
at rate of $ to ₦ today if government managed to recovered $1 trillion LFR it will give us:

$1=₦400, $1trillion=₦400trillion!
I hereby challenge the Nigeria economists who insist that rising $ and downwards of oil price is a broke to nigeria economy to come-up for debate!
Note (LFR is looted fund reserve)[/b]

You again with your senseless hypothesis and wack grammar? Swerve abeg!

I love this woman to bits.

Chai, this geh black well well like Ab0ki people. No wonder Musa kidnapped her.

I wonder how they were able to trace her to the north. Someone they said was kidnapped.

Aitee1:
When he's serious he should go totally unclad the money will return

Wicked!

You wan see wetin you neva see before?

Na BJ she dey give am?

Repulsively disgusting!

Horrible things are happening in Naija.


Is that a human being or an ape?

Good Lawd! No be hedgehog I dey see so, abi na porcupine?

Abeg no chop thing o, that thing dey poisonous.

Chai, o boy see swag! So on point!



Christmas rice is in danger.

The guy get death wish sha.

The baby black o. They showed a white baby's hand that time.

Cute tho.

The Op is a mor0n, judging by his posts.

IZANAMI:
You've been noticed.Now swerve.

Dim-witted, imbecilic cretin. Get a job.

Hey OP, don't you have anything reasonable to do on this auspicious Christmas day?

Nna ehn, this guy's face

staph69:
I was interested in the recharge card printing business. I came across this thread on nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/1003455/list-major-recharge-card-dealers. So I contacted the person named djbass I saw on the above thread.
He sent me the number of the recharge pins seller. I called him, he sent me the quotation. I told him I wanted starting small so I sent him 27K. Since after confirming the payment he switched off his phone.
I called the djbass and he told me I shouldn't worry he will contact me that the money is too small for the guy to runaway. After some days I decided to report to his bank zenith bank and also my bank UBA which I used for the transfer. I lost all hopes of regaining my money.
Luckily today I was called by my bank that zenith bank info them that the suspect is in the banking hall so they should ask me if I'm interested in pursuing the case. The suspect is now in police custody. They promised me that they will make sure he gives me my money before they release him

That djbass fellow must be his accomplice. Nairalanders beware.

Nairaland is full of fraudsters. Beware of whom you send money.

Blackberrybabes:
I pray help comes his way soonest

www.facebook.com/runsgirl

Are you kidding me? Help for a lifeless body? Smh

Naija girls.

No wounds, no blood?

I hope she's not a baby mama.

Were they having sex inside the car?

The host deserves 60 lashes of cane on his bare butts for committing such a horrible blunder.
He me have assumed that the Asian girl is not good enough to be miss universe. Bloody racist!

dechandel:
Who is the guy in the third pics?

That's me.

Rustic, precolonial train. Why won't it derail.

Don't mind them. I'm certain it's the Muslims that are infuriated by the picture of you kneeling in church. If it were a picture of you kneeling in a mosque and hitting your head on the ground, they wouldn't have any issues with it.