Bevy12:
[s]It can be locked up for 20 years sef and I still wouldn't care[/s] Ok

Your personal text on your profile is really funny.

Before who wan send you pm?!

SamuelAnyawu:
But I can't see John Thomas

Gay alert!

Garlic in baby food? Are you kidding me! You want my baby to have perpetual mouth odour?

There's nothing more you can do but register for counseling and take the prescribed medications. It's not the end of the world. There are people with more serious and painful ailments like cancer.

It's not a death sentence. You can live positively with HIV as long as you abide by the prescribed healthy practices and take your medications promptly. I understand the medications are given free of charge, so you have no reason not to take them. You can even marry an HIV positive person and bear children that are HIV negative. The health counselors will explain more on that.

All in all, try to maintain a positive disposition in life and engage in activities that will cheer you up. Don't let depression get the better of you, be cheerful. Train your mind to be cheerful and it'll do you a world of good.

duchess25:


lol.*falls from empty hen mask* continue searching may God help you.buh that ur moniker though

Oh sorry o, I just saw your signature and understood that there's already a guy shining your congo.

Let me beam my searchlight elsewhere. Thanks for the good wishes tho.

duchess25:

why are u interested in knowing?

Well, I'm looking for a virgin bride.

duchess25:
nice one my pple.no mind this guys discouragingly u pple.jisienu ike.being a virgin in this our crazy world ain't easy.so more power to una elbow.

Are you a virgin?

Thirty five year old man still looking for female friends with benefits. Oga, please goan marry.

**face palm** This op don fall my hand finish with his Engrish.

Omo mhen the babe set die! Choi! Sweet slim chick. Those lips are giving me dirty ideas.


Egbon Olamide, abeg make you suffri Suffri with this geh. I take God beg you.

MizMyColi:

Lol No, I didn't bother again joor. The 6.0 on this one caught my attention.
Plus, the price is cheaper..so.....

Alright.

MizMyColi:


Thanks Deariee
You should see the way I've been carrying the phone about and just showing it off

It does not even look like a 29k phone.

You finally didn't buy that boom J8 that was making you feel so h0rny.

Eshinwaju:
See Agatu people fighting back...meanwhile our iPod friends are praying and fasting...

And what did your ngbat1 folks do during the mile 12 crisis when Abok1 people slaughtered your people?

Happy birthday sweetest Genny.


Still waiting for the day I'll wish you happy married life.

olexjay:
To those calling Teebillz a broke nigga and other names.

This is what Tiwa Savage have to say about Teebillz as at April 19 2013.




Cc: lalasticlala

Guy, are you just waking up from a coma? Someone has already posted this shii and it was featured on the front page.

Wealthgang:
Pro'ly imitation by my brothers across d Niger . I seriously doubt if 5-alive can make sth like this.
This is where I miss Dora Akunyili.
#CarefulWhatUDrink

So it's only 'your brothers' across the Niger that are capable of producing counterfeit and imitation?

You are a deluded m0ron.

This Tbilisi or whatever is a pathetic mofo, a joke of a man. You were the first person to take to Twitter to rant and assassinate your wife's character by saying she slept with all and sundry. Now you're crying wolf and accusing her of character assassination after she granted an interview repudiating your claims and telling her own side of the story, albeit that she revealed so many of your sordid secrets.

You are deluded if you think you'll win the case and make some cash off Tiwa, 'cos I know she can prove that all she disclosed were facts. You'll be exposed the more for the irresponsible, no-good scoundrel that you are.

This Tbilisi or whatever is a pathetic mofo, a joke of a man. You were the first person to take to Twitter to rant and assassinate your wife's character by saying she slept with all and sundry. Now you're crying wolf and accusing her of character assassination after she granted an interview repudiating your claims and telling her own side of the story, albeit that she revealed so many of your sordid secrets.

You are deluded if you think you'll win the case and make some cash off Tiwa, 'cos I know she can prove that all she disclosed were facts. You'll be exposed the more for the irresponsible, no-good scoundrel that you are.

waxxydude:
I know conji's behind this, but sometimes i still try to fathom what some niggas enjoy when they wa*nk?

Sanctimonious mofo! Swear you've never Masturbated.

Such a beautiful, fresh arse ruined.

Ugly face but sweet thighs and legs. Very manageable.

Geestarry:
Okay oo. Who e epp?

















In another news...

I knew this thread had FP potentials. Now I am FTC. I am still waiting for my price oo. Because the way nairalanders rejoice when they are FTC makes me think there is a price attached to it.
By the way, if you've ever been FTC, Click LIKE. If you hope to be, Click SHARE.

BYE

Madam it's prize not price.

Fullamafia:
The telegraph needs to investigate this journalist, as that report we read seemed to be written by a Chigozie Coughlin than a Con Coughlin, judging from the sheer amount of falsehood, misinformation and outright ignorance that was contained in the report.

The respected publication had better start some housecleaning asap. Coughlin ko, Procold ni.

You be real 1mbecile. For your info, that report was written by Muhammad Coughlin.

M0ronic cretin.

SageTravels:
I woke today and my mother was like Sage dont you think you need a wife. Please Nairalanders Dont you thing She will be good to be my wife.



Check na we are too compactable. We attend the same church but different parish.


#WhoNoLikeBetterThingMakeISeeAm

Yes, I agree. Both of you are too 'compactable'.














Olodo.

So your husband, a pilot actually has the time to go to the market to shop for the family? I have a feeling he's also the one who cooks for the family. You have turned your husband into a house boy. Continue denigrating him because of your rubbish "status".

I have always known you as a highly conceited woman and it seems you're not about to change any time soon.

Is that a hermaphrodite? Looks half man half woman.

.

.

Destined2win:
I remember few years ago when I visited Uniben for something. That year it was a young girl that was their SUG President; In fact she couldn't help noticing me. I observed that because of me She came closer to talk with someone that was not far from me while subtly maintaining this eye contact(I have forgotten her name....AROUND 2009/2010).

Na so their girls and guys dey look me. Girls obviously looking at me out of admiration while the guys had this stern look on me.

Even my cousin who was around advised me not to think of it because not only was she the President, but I will be drawing a lot of attention to myself especially from cult boys

Okay, I believe you. So what is it about you that made her admire you?

Sweet babe

kimond101:
That is life.
Personally I prefer watching a yoruba movies to English movies
There are loads of very interesting Yoruba movies with great story line and also very stupid ones aswell

I doubt it, all they are good at portraying in their movies is black magic, aka juju.