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I agree with you my brother

My brother can you tell me any other nation greater than America? I am ready to learn please.

its still the best anywhere in the world now

caring, loving and submissive. can manage for you!!!

i guess it's because she is expensive and goes to court at every slightest disagreement. No real love.

Famous Actress

A very famous actress with the reputation of a steamy sex life finally died,

"At last theyre finally together" one mourners said,

"You mean with her husband?"

"No,I mean her legs" came the reply.

Heaven

Heaven is when U have a German car,

American salary,

Chinese food & Indian wife.

Hell is when car is Chinese,

food is German,

wife is American and salary Indian.!!!

Another onf here;
What's the height of conceit?

Having an orgasm and calling out your own name!

What is the height of confusion?

Two earthworms having sex in a bowl of noodles.!

Q: Height Of Fashion?

Ans: lipstick on Vertical Lips

very true about women. lol!

Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common,


They keep in touch with several holes simultaneously!

Gemini


how old are you?

Havent tasted it at all.

What's your favourite country?

I applied too but no invitation yet.

What is the height of poverty? Ans: A woman stitching her husbands torn condom!

I didn't write undies guys. It was moderated. But you can guess what I wrote! Enjoy

Can anyone guess the difference between panties of 1960 and that of 2006? The answer is that in 1960, you need to separate the panties to see the hip but now you will need to separate the hips to see the panties!!

Can I get something to do. I just completed my HND in Electrical Engineering at The Ploytechnic, Ibadan and will be going for youth service by February. Can somebody help me get a job no matter how small before then? Devil finds work for an idle hand you know. I dont want to work for the devil though!

I have checked the site too. It's nice. However no provision was made for contribution. It's good anyway!

In my own view, if polytechnics are allowed to run and award higher degrees, it will go a long way to minimise the already created crisis between the universities and polytechnics.

Help! my stomach is almost burst! Cool one keep it up

Lol! Nice one there!

Beign pretty both in face and body is not the most important , but the attitude. I'll look out for the attitude in any girl except if I just wanna have fling with her. In that case all she needs is a good arse. I'll simply cover her face with pillow. lol!

Thats a preety cool business, i have a couple of folks that are into Oil transporting, though sometimes the choice of good and honest driver could be scarce, we can talk about it, its a good business, you can reach me on 08023050886 or inspired_men@yahoo.com.