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Meanwhile the speaker of the state house of assembly has been sworn in as the acting governor of the state. Make him too no begin chop money o!

Fayose Finally Booted Out!

Mr Fayose of Ekiti state and his deputy was finally inpeached this morning clearing the speculation that he may escape being impeached. It was even reported that he may have fled the country in fear of possible procecution by EFCC.

Does it then mean that truly the fear of EFCC is the beginning of wisdom? How many more are to go then? Perhaps all the31 indicted by the body?

Hi all, please I need to be linked with IDOWU ADELEYE. We both attended IJU GRAMMAR SCHOOL, 1996 set. I left the school in 1994 though for Ibadan. Anyone with useful information should please contact me via sola.olatinwo@gmail.com. I am Sola Olatinwo.

Hi all, please I need to be linked with IDOWU ADELEYE. We both attended IJU GRAMMAR SCHOOL, 1996 set. I left the school in 1994 though for Ibadan. Anyone with useful information should please contact me via sola.olatinwo@gmail.com. I am Sola Olatinwo.

A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:

"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

pls stop crucifying this guy now.

Thank you. Clear enough.

Sorry, I intend to post this in the joke section. Action regretted please.

A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:

"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

It's about time people stop posting annoying threads on this forum. How many times will this kind of questions be asked on the forum? All test in these companies and organisations are GMAT, TEST OF ENGLISH, VERBAL REASONING. Please stop posting threads that people will see and hiss. This is evident in the number of views yet no corresponding replies.

Seems we have somebody called for the test in Lagos in the last post. Others wait, your letter is coming. Have patience.

HENRY that anti fraud alert is what you see anytime you open the bank's site. It has nothing to do with the test or interview. if you see this warning you talk about anywhere else on the bank's site, kindly paste the link here please.

This age thing na wa o. Between 27 and 30 with 5 yrs experience. hmmmn. How many people finished schooling at 22 or 23?

What is the warning all about?

This one looks somehow o. guys what do you think?

I wonder who will be the last person standing. They have been reduced to 7 now two guys and 5 ladies

My man , I honestly think you should go for your masters if you have the money for the tuition. When you are through with it you will be a hot cake in Nigeria here. I intend to do the same man. Enjoy.

I like this thread. the situation needs to be addresed and very very soon

Is the poster of this thread okay? I think the administrator should screen messages before pasting.

R. I. P. Tom West

This is really very funny. i like it.

trip dizle, I am one of his security guys. To escape being procecuted for public assult on mr president you will need to pay 100 grand into my account. you have 24 hrs to decide.

S and S S S. Single and Still Seriously Searching

Do you know that apples are more efficient than cafefeine in keeping people awake in the morning?

I am yet to receive their message.

If the pastor is really born again, he should not have given them anything. So police too knows the Bible.

I didn't quite get that

Granny is just human. lol. It may be her last though!

Ladies abuse men till eternity if you want. the truth is you still can not live without them

So it was the hand that was hit afterall. Wise man.

i think the old woman needs some bashings. very funny.

They should have kept their secrets to themselves. lol. cool jokes.