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Since Nigeria had birthed over hundreds of tribes with hundreds of languages spoken in different areas of the country...... i've decided to make the English language my official language......

aboki polish........

cool.....
will get to propose when the recession is over..

but right now... will jst wish and keep wishing!

f|_|(k givers...

I really DGAF'k

the alien dude got me laughing real hard....

AngelicDamsel:
Bro, how can I get STD?
I don't get you.... ..... I admit that *masturbation is not equal to GOOD sex* but it can save u from a lot, I mean a *WHOLE LOT*

Nevermind!!!!!

AngelicDamsel:
*Infected with STD with masturbation* I believe you sir.........

Not again.....

You asked, "How do I know if he'd cheat on me"... and I replied by saying..... when he infects you with STDs....

Masturbation makes one feel sexually unsatisfied... which as you clearly put, he was ones a flirt...so definitely, he will be driven to the old life again...you are depriving him of....

AngelicDamsel:
Do I care, how do I know if he'll cheat or not even if we have sex while dating?
Without marriage, the relationship is partially unofficial...........

You will know when you are infected with STDs or pro'lly when another woman claims she bore him his first child....

Again, you aint due for marriage yet... you sound very immature....

curvyibogirl:
TBC

Please mention my moniker when u post the rest of the story!..... kinda enjoy reading it....

Drabeey:
All prophecies here and there. Na waa ooo
Okay one from me too

Donald trump wont be swore in......


Anyways



Drabeey was HERE

You mean SWORN

donnie:
Only those connected to this mandate can fully comprehend and live in this rhema word for 2017.

By the way, I heard the MOG say that many website owners who were against Jesus will begin to preach Christ on thier sites.

He will knock them down like Saul!

My mind immediately went to Seun

But is he realy against Christ?...dont think so jare... it probably seemed more convenient for him to be thus minded.

After reading your post....i had to give my first ever 2017 smile.....

jibrilaminum:
Dude, all I've said are not excuses as u've lamented. They are genuine facts ailing mindsets like u won't heed to. With regard to hypocrisy, why not read Matthew 7:1-5? No need throwing more light on that. Your parochial manner is getting me reticent already.
Mentioning atheists here is only to elicit discord. For your information, I rather friend an atheist to a bloody hypocrite. They use logic as yardstick for conviction or otherwise. Unlike your kinds who are brainwashed to believed the Bible, albeit umpteen scientific, historical, mathematical and logical contrarieties, to be God's word. For me its an insult to attribute entire Bible as God's word. Out of d very many versions of different of Bible dat exists, perturbing as it seems, no two versions are identical. If I may ask you Mr,which of these versions is truly God's word. I don't know of any atheist attacking Muslims but I do know of christianist in Israel attacking Muslims, burning mosques and depriving Muslims their lands. I will highly appreciate if you share with me those atheists you claimed are attacking Muslims. In words of an erudite, " no knowledge gain is a waste"
Even if there exist any, its insanity of you comparing them with what christianist have done to Muslims and humanity as whole. Although, gaining nothing from your puerile reasoning, I still savoured educating you a bit about your belief. Its just okay that way.
Finally, you ain't giving me directives friend, giving you an iceberg of your faith so as to widen your horizons, I believe would build you more. By now you shouldn't be told, that the appellation " ISLAMIST " is only to retard Islamic Revivalism.
TERRORISM IS NOT A SPECIALITY OF ISLAM. Good day

What can I say? Even cretins don't believe that they are naturally stupiid, how much more from a dolt like you?

Your excuses obnobilate every sense of a watery brain stuck in your head...

Israelis have been the one killing christians... just few minutes ago I read on how they have stopped the erection of christmas trees in most populated christian cities in israel and a deranged terrorist is telling me contrary to the fact that christians are the killers...

I wasn't asking for friendship dude..i was only trying to give you a moral improvement to uphold on the basis that terrorists like u see everyone that opposes ur islamic practice an enemy.


Again, I equally tried to edify you on the terms you terrorists use in the killing of innocent christians to be "BLASPHEMY" being the utmost crime committed mostly by the Atheists every single day yet you people don't go after their heads as you do with christians.... google atheist and read much about them and tell me if they offend your religion or not.


Fact is.... you are a terrorist... deal with that...

jibrilaminum:
All I could sense from ur write up is summarized as thus;
1. Muslims as terrorist based on your deceptive personal whims
2. Fulani as unforgiven people (obviously that's not our bone of contention)
3. Isis and BH terrorizing places and Africa.
That's all? Common, I need factual clarifications not mere assertions. However, it wasn't I in person who labelled u as hypocrite but ur bible did. See Matthew 7:1-5. Are we friends really! friends don't stab each other's back, do they? Anyway, let me feed u with facts since you are ideologically famished.
Sum up all Muslim terrorist attacks u knw of, Saddam Hussein et al, its nothing compared to Adolf Hitler's atrocities to humanity. Talk more of christian terrorism as a whole. The appellation of d term Islamist/Muslim terrorism is intended only to hurt Muslims and malign Islam but more importantly to slowpoke Muslim revivalism.
loon watch notes that less than 1% of terror attacks in Europe were carried by Muslims. kurzman told the Young Turks in February that Islamic terrorism "doesn't even count for 1% of the 180,000 murders in d U.S since 9/11.
Listed below are terrorist sects apprehending humanity in d name of Christianity.
THE ARMY OF GOD: a violent christianist sect active since 1980s openly promoting killings, abortions, bombings etc
EASTERN LIGHTNING a.k.a the church of God: a Chinese Christian extremist group killing pple blived to b demon possessed and forcing pple to join her cult.
LORD's RESISTANCE ARMY: Run by Joseph Kony in Uganda, active in CAR & Somalia orchestrating kidnapping, railroading, young girls forced to b soldier's brides,attacking villages and refugee camps all in the name of creating Bible base state. Their tactics is nothing alien to Isis & BH.
THE NATIONAL LIBERATION FRONT OF TRIPURA: A paramilitary christianist movement active since 1989.
THE KU KLUX KLAN: Active since 1860s. A Protestant terrorist sect geared towards psychological wars.
THE CONCERNED CHRISTIANS: A doomsday cult whose mission includes d killing of Muslims in Israel or intending to do so.
THE PHINEAS PRIESTHOOD: Their violent activities ranges from abortion clinic bombings to bank robberies.
ANTIBALAKA: Active since 1990s-present, i.e 25 yrs
CATHOLIC REACTION FORCE/PROTESTANT ACTION FORCE: Another Protestant extremists.
THE ORANGE VOLUNTEERS: Active since 1970s-present, about 40 yrs. The O.V are Protestant fundamentalists responsible for atrocious attacks in Ireland.
THE CHRISTIAN IDENTITY MOVEMENT: Over 95 yrs of existence, the CIM are also responsible for terrorist attacks and bank robberies. Other noteworthy Christian terrorist cults include; the covenant, the sword, the arm of the lord, Oklahoma constitution militia, the provisional IRA, the national socialist council of negaland, the Maronite Christian militias in Lebanon and so many endless ones to mention.
Adolf Hitler was a radical Christian terrorist, who in d name of Christianity, incinerated 6 million Jews. Between 1793 & 1794, Maximilin Robespierre guillotined thousands of innocent souls. Yet, to d xtians, Muslims ate terrorist. Are Muslims really terrorists? Who then are Christians? Mr Yanabasee.
If u think these christianists do not represents Christianity, why do u label ISIS & BH as though they represent Islam. The essence of calling u a hypocrite is because, u call others terrorist while muting d fact that u have urs stains on ur very hands, hence, bloody hypocrites and undercover terrorists.
By statistics of terror attacks, Muslims are peace advocates compared to christianists. Terrorism is not a speciality of Islam. It is condemned in its strongest notion as mentioned in the holy Qur'an 5:32 "If anyone kills any human being... it is as though he had killed entire humanity."
Why do media gets cold feet to define what Christian terrorism is? The only difference b/w Christian terrorism and Islamic terrorism is that, Christian terrorism never makes the evening news. That's it.

Quit making excuses for ur ignorance....

Dude, you Re Refined hypocrite to say.... you're calling me an hypocrite but give excuses to islamic terrorism....

Every underlisted groups you listed up there have different purposes and fight for a particular course...

Unlike the islamic warriors who fight particularly for Mohamed....

I've read stories about terrors imbibe on humans as a result of blasphemy...

Infact.... Many muslims are murderers...the fact that many of you supports the devilish terror on man as a result of formal debates that leads to wrongly mentioning of Allah or Mohamed makes you islam worshipers terrorists....


You claim that my statements were mere assertions yet you ignorantly defend those assertions...

Dude... I am ur friend and I am not backstabbing you.... I am simply giving you directives.... I don't take religion that serious.... I can't die for it... I believe God fights hid battle and I wont kill a fellow man coz he accuses God...


Many atheist claim there is God...and God is Allah... Atheist have said many evil things about Allah and you people don't go after them... you only come after christians whom you know will never fight back...

jibrilaminum:
All I could sense from ur write up is summarized as thus;
1. Muslims as terrorist based on your deceptive personal whims
2. Fulani as unforgiven people (obviously that's not our bone of contention)
3. Isis and BH terrorizing places and Africa.
That's all? Common, I need factual clarifications not mere assertions. However, it wasn't I in person who labelled u as hypocrite but ur bible did. See Matthew 7:1-5. Are we friends really! friends don't stab each other's back, do they? Anyway, let me feed u with facts since you are ideologically famished.
Sum up all Muslim terrorist attacks u knw of, Saddam Hussein et al, its nothing compared to Adolf Hitler's atrocities to humanity. Talk more of christian terrorism as a whole. The appellation of d term Islamist/Muslim terrorism is intended only to hurt Muslims and malign Islam but more importantly to slowpoke Muslim revivalism.
loon watch notes that less than 1% of terror attacks in Europe were carried by Muslims. kurzman told the Young Turks in February that Islamic terrorism "doesn't even count for 1% of the 180,000 murders in d U.S since 9/11.
Listed below are terrorist sects apprehending humanity in d name of Christianity.
THE ARMY OF GOD: a violent christianist sect active since 1980s openly promoting killings, abortions, bombings etc
EASTERN LIGHTNING a.k.a the church of God: a Chinese Christian extremist group killing pple blived to b demon possessed and forcing pple to join her cult.
LORD's RESISTANCE ARMY: Run by Joseph Kony in Uganda, active in CAR & Somalia orchestrating kidnapping, railroading, young girls forced to b soldier's brides,attacking villages and refugee camps all in the name of creating Bible base state. Their tactics is nothing alien to Isis & BH.
THE NATIONAL LIBERATION FRONT OF TRIPURA: A paramilitary christianist movement active since 1989.
THE KU KLUX KLAN: Active since 1860s. A Protestant terrorist sect geared towards psychological wars.
THE CONCERNED CHRISTIANS: A doomsday cult whose mission includes d killing of Muslims in Israel or intending to do so.
THE PHINEAS PRIESTHOOD: Their violent activities ranges from abortion clinic bombings to bank robberies.
ANTIBALAKA: Active since 1990s-present, i.e 25 yrs
CATHOLIC REACTION FORCE/PROTESTANT ACTION FORCE: Another Protestant extremists.
THE ORANGE VOLUNTEERS: Active since 1970s-present, about 40 yrs. The O.V are Protestant fundamentalists responsible for atrocious attacks in Ireland.
THE CHRISTIAN IDENTITY MOVEMENT: Over 95 yrs of existence, the CIM are also responsible for terrorist attacks and bank robberies. Other noteworthy Christian terrorist cults include; the covenant, the sword, the arm of the lord, Oklahoma constitution militia, the provisional IRA, the national socialist council of negaland, the Maronite Christian militias in Lebanon and so many endless ones to mention.
Adolf Hitler was a radical Christian terrorist, who in d name of Christianity, incinerated 6 million Jews. Between 1793 & 1794, Maximilin Robespierre guillotined thousands of innocent souls. Yet, to d xtians, Muslims ate terrorist. Are Muslims really terrorists? Who then are Christians? Mr Yanabasee.
If u think these christianists do not represents Christianity, why do u label ISIS & BH as though they represent Islam. The essence of calling u a hypocrite is because, u call others terrorist while muting d fact that u have urs stains on ur very hands, hence, bloody hypocrites and undercover terrorists.
By statistics of terror attacks, Muslims are peace advocates compared to christianists. Terrorism is not a speciality of Islam. It is condemned in its strongest notion as mentioned in the holy Qur'an 5:32 "If anyone kills any human being... it is as though he had killed entire humanity."
Why do media gets cold feet to define what Christian terrorism is? The only difference b/w Christian terrorism and Islamic terrorism is that, Christian terrorism never makes the evening news. That's it.

Quit making excuses for ur ignorance....

Dude, you Re Refined hypocrite to say.... you're calling me an hypocrite but give excuses to islamic terrorism....

Every underlisted groups you listed up there have different purposes and fight for a particular course...

Unlike the islamic warriors who fight particularly for Mohamed....

I've read stories about terrors imbibe on humans as a result of blasphemy...

Infact.... Many muslims are murderers...the fact that many of you supports the devilish terror on man as a result of formal debates that leads to wrongly mentioning of Allah or Mohamed makes you islam worshipers terrorists....


You claim that my statements were mere assertions yet you ignorantly defend those assertions...

Dude... I am ur friend and I am not backstabbing you.... I am simply giving you directives.... I don't take religion that serious.... I can't die for it... I believe God fights hid battle and I wont kill a fellow man coz he accuses God...


Many atheist claim there is God...and God is Allah... Atheist have said many evil things about Allah and you people don't go after them... you only come after christians whom you know will never fight back...

princessayesha:
Lol...so we go after terrorists? i wont say anything though. May God deliver u.

Hey.... I didnt mean what I stated above... it wasnt even a joke....

Are you a fulani?

jibrilaminum:
If u want 2 knw who a person really is, ur 1st encounter with him would tell u virtually every detail u need to knw. No doubt at all! Perhaps, ur delusional statement described u vividly. Common, think about this, what has ur comment got to do with the topic. At ur age! Then what can u tell ur siblings when saddled to counsel them on matters they needed guidance? However, you raised a point, but lets talk about fact.
You r a hypocrite! Don't take that for a mistake. I mearnt dat word with every sense of sincerity. It baffles me That of all people, a christian would have the folata to call muslims terrorists! In otherwords, you know nothing about how ur blood soaked religion came into what it is today. I dare u for defence if u are a true xtian. m.

Dude....you're a born terrorist. muslims are terrorist. Even if there are good ones among you.. the fact that you guys compelled people to practice what you worship makes you Great terrorist..

Many fulani men that i've known do not forgive people. This lack of forgiving habit makes them go about creating wars and killing people without conscience. ISIS are everywhere bombing and taking humans lives... Boko haram are here terrorizing Africa....

Dude..... go and preach to your fellow counterparts whom are islamic in nature by that I mean having a destructive mindset.... let them atleast stop killing people for Mohamed's sake...



If calling you a terrorist will make me an hypocrite... then hypocrite is synonymous to saint. Christianity might be worst in the past but this present christianity practices the real peace.

And I am not your enemy but your friend... you need to step backward and have a rethink on why you got furious and began to call me names after seeing the word "terrorist" on my post... Its because you are a terrorist and I am certain that if you know where I am right now...you will come with a bomb to self-blast urself in the name of Allah...

hungerbad.....you must be a fat dreamer.... mallo babes don't go on a serious date with non-terrorists like xtians... You pro'lly should learn how to handle bombs then go after them........ Goodluck2u

wintersnow:
YOU DONT KNOW THE MTN 20GB CHEAT??

Do we still have cheats these days anymore!

k

if they hadn't gone to the presidency's gate to protest...such order wouldnt have emerged....


maybe we should just go to that sane gate Nd protest for the resignation of the president..... naybe they will understand that many of us are starving everyday....

ylaa:
Oh iyami, Abasi mbok Yak ukpono mmo edu ke emem. Mbok Abasi ku Yak Mkpo ntem Happen again Mbok Abasi.

idem mfo?

Cloetrish:
Madness at it's peak

your monica sounds more like clitrish as in "clit-to-rich"

where at abj are u based?

lastpage:
[b]I just dont understand people like you!

- Are you saying Obanikoro, travelled all the way from the United States, to LIE AGAINST HIMSELF?
- Are you saying he is lying against Ayo Fayose and Aluko?
- Are you saying all those Zenith Bank Staff who confessed and exhibited bank Accounts where they handled the money are also Ghosts?`
- Are you saying Obanikoro was not detained and later released by the EFCC
- Are you saying that Obanikoro did not return money to EFCC or did he just decide to dash EFCC money?

Finally, how is it that dolts like you dont get it that APC is just a Political party in power, the party of the current President and his job is not to jail any corrupt person?
*How is it that you dont get it that it is the job of EFCC to INVESTIGATE but NOT to JAIL anyone!
*How is it that you dont get it that once the EFCC finishes with investigation, it hands-over the accused person to a COURT of Law, for Prosecution and sentencing, if found guilty?

How is it that you keep abusing yourself by saying Buhari has not jailed anybody?
Is it ignorance, daftness, hatred, anger or hunger.... or a combination of all the above that is worrying our brothers from the East, that they cant comprehend simple SEPARATION OF POWERS, in a Democracy?



How is it that you people cant understand that "A country will certainly become broke, if its assets has been looted (by past handlers like that Goatluck Jonathan!) and recession is not something that jumps on a country in one day?


I weak O![/b]



Lastpage!

lastmumu.....


You really dont think with ur head.... you think with your anus... You zombies will always resort to vulgarity when you run out of ideas...

Will reply again when u grow much older...

The FG have now connived with NCC to extort money from the masses... what a joke....


We need a president ASAP.... As it stands now... Nigeria is without a president....

herzern:
If PDP was allowed to continue rulinq this country up till this moment.

I doubt if 70% of the Citizens of this country will be able to boast of 3 square daily meal.

Devilish party.

And right now.... 80% of the citizens can't even boast of 2square meals a day.....

madridguy:
Thank God we voted out the Satanic party. I'm sure some laminated head will still come here to shout media trial as usual.

And what is it called? "media prosecution"


Also I hope you will equally reed urself off hypocrisy when APC is voted out and another government begin a probe to unveil the underground corruption going on under Mr integrity's ruling...

jahsharon:
Some people still wonder why the country is in recession, if Goatluck Jonaddaft has continued to lead the country, by now, the country would be in depression.

Aren't we on a depressed state already? What is Buhari doing with the recovered loots he claims...

Why are you still lingering ur hate over blame to a man who had long before now moved on with his life and have been placed on int'l level with awards to go with...

Is the situation now better than the situation we had when GEJ presided as the president?

why keep the blame flaming when your hero has no economic policies to drive us afar?

Benita27:
To think Toke wrote down all that transpired between her and her bf later husband on that book is to believe Buhari will make N1 equal $1 before he leaves office.

Poo happens and because some1 cheated on you isn't a guarantee that all the guys who'll come your way will be cheats.

"All men are not the same" cheating isn't an option for me.

From this post to your profile to your signature I can boldly say that you will make a good wife..... be good!

Zombies told us that Buhari will fight insurgency from the front line with his general karki on him....

This is bullsh't....

malton:
One day, Nigeria shall import even dark skinned people.

What this country needs is a dictator with good intentions, solid policies, and the willpower to get things done. Someone who doesn't take no for an answer. Western liberalism will obviously get us nowhere.

Someone once argued that a "capable, technocratic authoritarian government on top of its game is far better for a developing, background country than a democratic one." I thought he was being naive when I read his submission. How true this is for my country.

Let's face it, Nigeria's problem isn't the system of government nor the people. Our issue stems from having successive governments that have failed to make a headway in spite of all the support they have got.

Singapore, China, S. Korea, Japan, and Taiwan, to list a few, have all turned their fortunes around despite being a unitary government. Canada, England, Spain, etc have done so as a constitutional monarchy. The US, Germany, Switzerland, etc. have gone on to achieve greatness as a republic.

Our problems:

1. Religiousity

2. Too many vested interests (generator importers cabal frustrating power stability, transport moguls frustrating railway, and so many more)

3. Lack of will

4. Skew sighted, warped, and bigoted "leaders"

5. The political circle comprises 90% illiterates who are incapable of any good by themselves.

We need a benevolent dictator to right many wrongs before things can take shape in this country. The masses are willing, but that's about as much power as they have got. The political parties keep churning out dundees.

I can't shout!

Nice piece.....

But...Nigeria needs a neutral candidate and not a dictator ...
a dictator will only drive us backward......


A neutral candidate that isn't supported by any godfather like tinubu or Obj or the likes.... these ppl chose candidates and garner votes for them so they can get something in return...These godfathers often strive to make national decisions which only favor their pockets and not for the sole interest of the citizens at large...



we just need to let them to chose their candidate via party/primary election.... then will look for Neutral candidate and vote for.... This way, the aspirant will be answerable to no one and can make decisions that will stand..