₦airaland Forum

elektra:
I also don’t want a wedding reception.
I want to go to registry and go for my honey moon.

I have noticed that weddings are only enjoyed by the visitors. The couples families always end up stressing and fighting. I’ve not heard of any wedding that family members did not fight or were unhappy about something. Somebody must complain about something!
I am unwilling to spend obscene amounts of money entertaining and feeding a bunch of people, while the people most important to me are more stressed than happy.

Will you marry me?

SA should respect us... We played a better role to setting their wretched selves from the enslavement of the white..

SERAP asked Buhari to declare public his assets, he refused. Now, they are asking Buhari's dogs to release Sani....


Why are they always asking for impossible things under Buhari?

(11) SHE'S BETWEEN 39 AND 43 YEARS OLD. At this age, this is when a woman have a brain that is very functional. She can do anything to get a man whether he's divorced or not. still married or not old with or without children. She will preach against feminism. She will preach about submissiveness.

The useless G.O.A.T.

Seems like he's planning on visiting Nigeria very soon....


And nothing will happen..... EFCC will want to arrest visit him to collect their dues from him.... Which is normal... Baba will settle them and other bigwigs and matter go just rest....

The FG closed the border but the JTF open it to extort.... Corruption is not what a government will use as a campaign strategy to mount power over his selfish interest, Without passing on death penalty for anyone caught.

Death sentence is the only way Nigerians can desist from corruption.

Add graphics sir.


I wish her quick recovery....

And I pray that God will give you the strength and finance to make this a success.

Lol.... N.Korea is just a joke on its own...

BTW, what is their take on this hovering WW3 and beef between US and Iran.

Favoritefarmer:
During sex and he will take drug to prevent her being pregnant.
A married woman also reached out to me on facebook alleging that my girl is dating her hubby thou i abused the woman of lieing and the woman directed to her particular post. I confronted with her with it, she didn't denied but said no sex between them.
thirdly, she asked for hair and transport fares which i gave and she still asked another another guy and right when she was with me last sunday about to leave for her place she was chatting this guy, 'are we meeting today or not.'
You know my girl denied all charges.

You are a virgin, she's not. She has tested the sweetness of true romance and hot banging. You now drag her into "No sex till marriage" and expect her to be cool with it....

At this point, you made a wrong choice for a woman. And you impose on her your regulations.

If you end the relationship with her..She will move on without looking back.
She is not going to lose anything.


You don't need her...If you eventually become a pastor with your own congregation...She will screw all the junior pastors to choir masters to young rich members...

This is not a grandma from hell... She's the grandma of hell.

She must have been very wicked during her youthful age....

What better funding?.... Teachers should be considered more and should be given better incentive and should be paid higher in this country.

This grammar speaking empty headed rapist, do nothing than giving handouts for students to read.

Firstly, I hope they weren't paid for skipping the IPPIS screening.

Trump wants to punish Nigeria by using SA to deal with us...

Backside pictures and front page on nairaland are inevitable.

Sentenced to prison over Court contempt.......



Our judiciary system get right at the wrong time and refused to be upright at the moment you expect them to....

People get it wrong with making friends.... There are people that you want to be friends with... But they don't feel comfortable having friendship with you.... And you can't force it on them.....


If anyone, wants to be successful.. You don't need friends but associates or partners.... And always be diplomatically enclaved.

Because, if woman no open and give, man no fit enter and collect.....

Which kind goat get N45,000 value for naija??


Stealing is a crime.... They're many ways to handle tight situation rather than stealing. If she had slept with men to fetch herself some money, it'd be more honorary.

Being 18yrs is not an excuse to be stupid and dumb.... You are an undergraduate... Everyone will expect you to be smart.....

This is your mess...Deal with it.

Because, women have fish-brain and can be easily talked into acting tough and sexy by smoking weed on shisha....

I am me.... I deal with things and my emotions the way I have it..... Cold, Warm, Hot.... Who cares?

Oga, you play or laugh way too much around her.. You talk out of proportion.... Your clique of friends around you might be acting childish. You make too much promise. You don't know how to keep her interest on yourself.


Just change your orientation....

Their sex life will be boring..... only missionary position will be permitted... No twerking on the di@k...No ass grabbing...No kitchen banging.

He should rot in jail.....

This is touching.... But, Iran will suffer it...

missimelda01:
I don't really buy the idea of housing relatives though, I like my space

You do, but when you get married, some decisions will be seen as influence from your husband to divide the family....
First daughters are the mothers of the family... Burial and other celebrations are usually their responsibilities with heavy spending..

Iraq is a useless country, that's why they barely hold down peace in their mids...

She's right.... Having a good body shape is nothing if you don't have the brain to go with... About a good percentage of female have fish brain.....

Haba....If you don't know what to do.... Take a rope, nob one end of it to a tree branch...then no the other end to your neck and swing over...


She said, she's not interested.... MOVE ON. Get a brain, bro.