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LAFO:
Some people are blessed sha....





Unlike our own wey look like tangerines

Baby, don't cry.. I assure dat i can help ur tangerine boobs acquire high esteem jus like d posted pix if only u give me d chance 2 do so;-)

sexymoma:
see dem!! one minute men make none of una come here come make mouth ooo else i go yeye una for hia... so una nor fit do 45mins naturally..nawa

Give it a try wit me & i assure dat u wil be drilled to dryness..

[quote author=Irrisistable post=51974304][color=#770077]Your post does not make sense, I have heard all these you mentioned from numerous guys but none of them has seen my panties, it is only a foolish girl that will fall for such

Babe, 4get ur dry raking. Truth is, men ve reali had their ways wit u usin dos lines or similars. Only tin is, ur eyes don finally open (if at all)..
So, no come de form stunch here..

Freeman50:
who Among these Ladies garrit ?

D first picture is 2 loving & sexy 2 be ignored. My kind of taste

kingteaser619:
true love can't lie

Notin like true luv in ds very case.. Its terms & conditions applied incase u neva knew. Know now

eyah, sori. but truth is, she neva loved you. she only played along...
just live above it and see her as though she neva existed in your life.

Liedetect0r:
its really sad!

U de vex sey u no get yansh? Shuooooo

Stil havin feelings for one lousy & useless 'hole' dat jilted u for anoda man whom she felt is beta of u?
But i wanna ask a simple qstn: Bros, why u stupid like ds?

EroticAngelina:
duh.. of course we are

we are very original and expensive.

if you don't have Wat we want, then ur not yet up to the level of marrying an Igbo babe

For ur rubber mind.. Muntula babe

tee59:
Are u serious?

See ur rubber mouth.
No be true?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#Ffd801]If you are bleeping more than 1woman you are a hoe
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But why re u attackin d 'op' in sef defense? (afta al u women re all d same.. Fuckin hoes dat shud be dugged mercilessly). Gbam!

WendyChi:
Shocking confession from the Nigerian actress Genevive Nnaji, who is said to be getting married soon. A reporter got into a steamy conversation with miss Nnaji
where she revealed she haven’t had any sexual pleasure for the past ten years and that is one of the major reasons she wants to settle down.


”I have been single for so long, it hasn’t been easy..even when dbanj came along with his thing that wasn’t long..he kept saying NO LONG THING..NO LONG THING..never that was he meant till i saw it,it was even shorter than his harmonica… We couldn’t settle down, luckily for me, I have found a man now to spend the rest of my life with”

Na wash! Dat tin wey niggas don scatter finish?
Na so all ds women de lie especially if dem de desperately luk for husband(s).

HateU2:
Lalasticlala always say that to me
So, it shld be d guy cox they enjoy it most with their eyes as if dem dey another world .




Quote me nd I will slaaaaapppp u

See ur rubber mouth..
Truth is, guys, only help u gals out in cleanin ur head-play so entangled wit cobwebs. Hence, guys deserves beta appraisals

sexysophie:
I'm just curious, because since it's a man's world we live in, most things guys do (read: cheating, sleeping around, masturbation, etc) are lauded, while they are frowned upon in the woman's case, especially in our African setting.
Me I don't masturbate o! Just asking for a friend.

Why re u masturbating when am mch available 2 help u out? Oya, call my mobile now.. 080260713**

@op, don't mind all dos 'bleached' & stinking women folks. They re jus so unnatural!

Diddyydiva:
why am I not laughing ?

Cos the description simply depicts U!!;>

QueenValerie:
Some dudes can lie!!!!
You catch him comin' outta a hotel late at night .....an he got a whole story about how his place flooded.
An he'll been had his boys ta do just that when you say you gon come by an help him clean it up!!

Some dudes can lie for Africa!!!!

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Birds of a feather, flock together (u re a slut, cheat, liar & u category deserves bn used mercilessly).

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all why would a guy want to have se.x with a girl without any commitment especially when he thinks she's ugly?[/color]

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All d bad guys/men wey don chop u finish, hw many of dem bn do committment wit u? (u de find one maga man wey u go trap now wit committment abi?). See ur life:/

RadicallyBlunt:
Nawa for wedding gown sef. Pusssy weh dem don fucck fucck tire..weh dem don fucck the sanctity of womanhhood out of it, na hm dem go come wrap inside white cloth like angel again. Funny.

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No mind dem, pussy wey don scatter finish (even scatter pass ground wey fowl scratch wit legs).
Yeye set of people

lifeisabitch:
close ya mouth

Ofcourse, thr's no such tin as 'secondary' virginity. Once dat 'hole' of urs ve bn dug, u aint different frm commercial sex workers (only tin is, u re simply a coded ashawo, just as ur profile pix depicts).

Jadekitana:
No the issue is becoming annoying. I told a friend I was bored and let's go to Elegushi to chill, he said he doesn't like chilling in open places and that we can always chill in his house with vodka and play truth or dare.

Vodka to get me drunk abi?
Who even plays truth or dare anymore?

I would stay in my house instead, but guys you all need to stop this "come to my house thing" can't this generation just hang out peacefully and have fun outside the house?

Why re u complaining 2 us now? Abi those men wey u de go their houses don too fire ur yansh? Hahaha

bclemsnews:
From www.bclems.com

Some vigilante group recently caught a commercial sex worker at night having sex with a mad man. When interrogated on why she indulged in such act, the lady said that most girls now sleep with mad men so that they can get customers and also retain them so that their clients will keep coming to them. Read her odd story here http://www.bclems.com/2015/07/photo-lady-caught-having-sex-with-mad.html

Eventually, all demons in d mad man ve possed her too & men dat patronizes her won't be left out..
Women re reali heartless.
More reason i do not aportion blame on som men dat frustrates d lives of som of ds 'holes' (women).

Strahovski1:
.... For sale

B4 now, i bn think sey u jus 'mumu' but na now i sabi sey u even be 'swalingo'

ggrin:
I’m just going to dive right in here. I recently started seeing someone new, after getting out of a lengthy relationship. This guy is perfect; he’s everything I have been looking for in a relationship. A few nights ago, things started getting a little hot and heavy, and we ended up in his bedroom . The sexual tension between the two of us was huge. I had never wanted to jump someone’s bones so bad. Things were moving pretty fast; actually so fast that we skipped most of
the pre-intimacy and he was on top of me before I knew it. I had been anticipating this moment for so long, until I saw an extremely small penis(4.3inches) . I haven’t had many sexual partners, but I seem to have lucked out in the “man junk” department. This situation was totally new to me. I have never faked an orgasm like that in my life. Now, I am terrified to get in bed with him again. How do I handle his small member without ruining our sex life?


Cc yourmain stfuareyougod

U sef, wetin make ur 'hole' big like dat (like d opening of a 50litter gallon?). Abi, u want swallow person pikin?

ZeliaLauren:
So am here again with another of my rants.
These my crazy friends won't just leave me alone with their personal issues, because i don't know why they would be filling my head with their annoying stories (which are juicy by the way) knowing that i obviously can't keep them to myself!
Well, Angela called me yesterday after returning from her PT test,crying bitterly like a woman that lost her Husband.
"Zee, I am pregnant!!!
My heart jumped to my mouth.
How can Angela, the smartest girl i know get pregnant? Not even for a fresh young dude o, Another woman's husband!
The stupid man obviously wants her to take it out, but she is scared as she is 35 and might not have this chance ever again.(You Know now, age is no longer on her side).
Me I don't know what advice to give her.
Do you guys think Abortion is a sin or a crime?

abortion is a criminal sin or a sinful crime.
Such a stupid qstn!!

Jadekitana:
A friend was chatting me up last night that he has been dating this lady for 2years now yet nothing has happened she keeps saying he should wait. The worst thing she invited him to Abuja last weekend for a wedding, after which he checked into a hotel with her. She slept with her pant and bra yet didn't allow my friend to touch her when he tried to, she threatened to leave the room for him! That's how he came to lagos empty. She would be 26 this year and has refused to have sex.

By the way i'v been tripping for this my friend for a year now,he threw me to the friend zone and keeps running to Abuja to meet madam Virgin who is busy hoarding her c.unt like it's made of gold. Some guys would just blatantly ignore the green light and be chasing what's not chasing them and yes i'm a Hater

oya come, make i help u shine dat congo cos e be like sey dat tin need thorough scrubbing

Oliviaarims:
I don't care two hoots who/what u are...And I wouldn't allow u drag me into some sordid, silly E-fight. Coz, trust me dude, if I come at u, u'd regret ur miserable existence...

Choke on ur worthless advice..I don't need it. Done with ya!

So damn funny hw som empty vessels like ya 'rant.'
A little gramma u jus learnt in nollywood & now u re deceivin ursef thinkin u knw mch.. U re such an IDIOT!

Oliviaarims:
Lol..He should goan look for what's eating him up.

If only u really know my kind of person, u wudn't be assumin trash of me. My advice again, stop bn a hypocrite!

Oliviaarims:
Ur bitterness and frustration doesn't add or subtract anything from my life.. Not a single thing... Perhaps u should channel all that energy into sth productive that would fix ur life real good...

madam-low-reasoning, i aint bitter nor frustrated abt anytin/anybody. I only advised u 2 call a spade wat exactly it is!!