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 Romance › Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Girls Of Nowadays by YankeeJoe(m): 12:34pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Revolva:i had sex just once in my whole Life n dat was when a friend of mine raped me.... Na wash |
| Romance › Re: Single Brothers Need To Stop Shying Away!!! We Single Ladies Wouldnt Bite.. by YankeeJoe(m): 11:58am On Aug 19, 2013 |
[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Are you saying she's a club girl or was a club girl and now repentant, looking for an innocent boy to settle with?  Why are you so wicked? [/color][/quote]dnt mind ds ladies, dey re nw afta innocent men dat dey( d ladies ) wil subject 2 their control n authority |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Creates Maiduguri-based Army Division For Boko Haram by YankeeJoe(m): 5:26pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
Nice1 our dear President in his humble person of Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. May God almighty bless u abundantly 4 nt allowin ds ds bunch of miscreants ( Boko haram) 2 knw an atom of peace since dey nt nt wish wel 4 ds gr8t nation, Naija. Crussssh dem H-A-R-D-E-R |
| Family › Re: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by YankeeJoe(m): 4:46am On Aug 13, 2013 |
If even thought u were stil TIGHT, neva knew u were such a loosed n worned-out ass |
| Family › Re: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by YankeeJoe(m): 4:39am On Aug 13, 2013 |
[quote author=Ms_Steph]B4 d break up I will mke sure his atm card is wit me b4 I break up dat day[/quote]u shud ve simply told us hw ''broke-ass'' u re... Too bad 4 ya |
| Family › Re: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by YankeeJoe(m): 4:37am On Aug 13, 2013 |
[quote author=Ms_Steph]B4 d break up I will mke sure his atm card is wit me b4 I break up dat day[/quote] |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Ask For Your Number But Don't Call? by YankeeJoe(m): 10:48pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
nike4luv: if a guy asks for your number, ask for his and if u wanna talk to him, dont wait for him to make the first callcorrect babe |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Bad Girls Get Married Easier Than Good Girls? by YankeeJoe(m): 11:02am On Aug 11, 2013 |
Lets rememba d story in our holy bible abt d woman dat was abt bn stoned 2 death because of adultery. Jesus ask: ''if thrs no 1 among u wit a sin here, u shud be d 1st d cast a stone...'' Moral lesson: those dat wanted castin a stone on d adulterous woman, had in 1 way or anoda committed similar or worst sin, only dat dey werent caught 4 condemnation! So thr4, we shudnt judge any1 as bn gud nor bad cos most of ds gals we describe as bn ''gud'' must ve sometime ago done worse tins or even stil do such under pretence....YANKEEJOE |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Bad Girls Get Married Easier Than Good Girls? by YankeeJoe(m): 10:51am On Aug 11, 2013 |
[quote author=buJu-234]the so called good girls; when they are pregnant after pre-marital sex will cry to u after 4 mths and when u suggest D&C they will tell u dat they dont want to die. dey sabi put good guys 4 trouble, While the so called bad girls; knws what to do immediately after pre-marital sex if they knw that they are not in their save period or that u didnt use a condom thats one reason while both the good guys & bad guys rush after the bad girls; they feel relax i am in save hands, so knowledge makes the difference, DONT FORGET ITS THE GIRL THAT IS CAUGHT; nai spoil IF THEY DIDNT CATCH U; u re a saint, like saint Obi [/quote]thumbs up 2 ya bro |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Bad Girls Get Married Easier Than Good Girls? by YankeeJoe(m): 10:34am On Aug 11, 2013 |
To all u women: ur virginity is reali nt wat makes a man 2 luv n marry u cos its not a criteria of luv. Sum of ds church gals re jus bn hypocrites dat hide their true selves jus 2 make a man see dem as bn decent even wen dey re nt. To evry1 of us, i wud rada advice dat we be ourselves n shun hypocrisy!!! |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Bad Girls Get Married Easier Than Good Girls? by YankeeJoe(m): 10:16am On Aug 11, 2013 |
I strongly disagree wit d notion of of 'good' or 'bad' gals. To my opinion, most men usually go 2 dos gals (so-called bad gals) cos dey( d men ) ve seen 1 or 2 visibly xpressed qualities/attributes by ds gals which dey so much cherished unlike d so-called good/churchy gals dat may b hypocrites hidin under d guise of a church or bn religious. My ppl, sum of ds churchy gals might b putin up d right attitudes jus 2 attract a man 4 marriage afta whic dey ( churchy gals ) bring out their real selves. Mind y'all, am nt judging anybody n nobody holy pass o |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by YankeeJoe(m): 9:57am On Aug 11, 2013 |
U gals complain abt been taken 4 granted if u eventually ask a man out. My qstn is: ''hw abt u women dat take d sincerity of serious men 4 granted?'' U ladies shud jus cut dat scrab abt been too proud 2 ask a man out cos all dat matters is PERSONALITY. YES! A Man cud ask a lady out n stil take her 4 granted, same goes 2 a lady dat ask d wrong guy out... Meet d right person n dats all 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by YankeeJoe(m): 9:37am On Aug 11, 2013 |
segzi cres: Lol, when did i say love was blind? You have an attitude problem. Im sure you will get married mid 62 with that attitude. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by YankeeJoe(m): 9:33am On Aug 11, 2013 |
segzi cres: Lol, when did i say love was blind? You have an attitude problem. Im sure you will get married mid 62 with that attitude.make una no wounju una selves o |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by YankeeJoe(m): 9:28am On Aug 11, 2013 |
Harbosede02: Av neva asked n will neva ask a guy out,sey wetin??no matter aw much i might be into d guy,i wud neva tell im m intrested in im...dats a very wrong conception by u. Its very ok for a Lady 2 ask a guy out if both of dem ve got feelins 4 each oda. Just get him 2 knw hw sincere ur feelins 4 him re n hw mch u xpect him 2 xpres same |
| Health › Re: U.S. Reports Malaria Vaccine Breakthrough by YankeeJoe(m): 3:15pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
paranorman: Good one.. We will get dere someday in this country.. I must invent something!wetin u go fit invent, when una work for ds nigeria na to 'eat' n 'shit?' |
| Health › Re: U.S. Reports Malaria Vaccine Breakthrough by YankeeJoe(m): 3:12pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Tolexander: Nice!see u, mosquitoes go just suck out dat smal quantity of blood wey remain inside ur body.... No invite dem yet o |
| Phones › Re: MTN Nigeria Handed-Out Free Data Bundles By Mistake by YankeeJoe(m): 2:50pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Useless network providers! Cheats!! Wish dey even lost evry oda thing... Rubbish |
| Phones › Re: MTN Nigeria Handed-Out Free Data Bundles By Mistake by YankeeJoe(m): 2:50pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Useless network providers! Cheats!! Wish dey even lost evry ods tin... Rubbish |
| Family › Re: Wife Saves Husband From Suicide By Holding Onto His Boxers by YankeeJoe(m): 10:59am On Aug 06, 2013 |
Wanted committin suicide 4 temporal lack of job even while living in a comfortable home n also avin a gud wife? Dat man must be a very big MUNTULA cos thr re whole lots of ppl here in naija dat doesnt even ve a home 2 rest their assess yet dey do nt contemplate suicide..... U get luck |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Jenna Presley (Pornographic-Star) Finds Jesus by YankeeJoe(m): 11:57pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
achi4u: Who go marry her now after taking three men a day.hahahaha which junction re talkin abt? Wel, thr re stil ppl dat dat can travel it...Lol |
| Health › Re: Hepatitis-B Kills Faster Than AIDS by YankeeJoe(m): 2:31pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Hmmm, as d day goes by, diseases of varyin magnitudes n manifestations showcases their ugly faces just to kill men. Na wa o, baba God, pls, watch over me and my family for none shal be our portion... In Jesus name Amen |
| Romance › Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by YankeeJoe(m): 6:22pm On Aug 01, 2013 |
If ds is how mathematics drive ppl crazy, i beta dont undastand it oooo cos me no want find d ''coefficient'' of 'x' under bed |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ASUU Suspends Strike.............. by YankeeJoe(m): 6:17pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
ucforu: ASUU suspends strike............................................e be like sey u want make i slap ur wowor spirit |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Two Boys At The Cemetery And The Priest: Pls Laff Til U Quench by YankeeJoe(m): 6:14pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
[color=#000000][/color]  abeg, no let me laugh out my intestine o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Stupid Pass Among These 2 People by YankeeJoe(m): 6:10pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
vizboy: Ochuko and Akpos started a fight outside anakpos don suffer 4 ds life |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Love Letter From Akpos To His Girl Friend by YankeeJoe(m): 6:07pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
Akpos the GRAMMARIAN!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Common Errors In English U Should See This. A MUST LAUGHED by YankeeJoe(m): 5:44pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
[quote author=p.guyokec]Guys this would go comment by comment. Your english would be as incorrect as my heading. I would posted an incorrect word you would correct me and posted yours no correct english allowed. I begin Two mens comed before.. correct me and post the worst english let's have fun[/quote]two men been came around dat time to see u |
| Crime › Re: Man Allegedly Beats Wife To Death For Killing A Snake by YankeeJoe(m): 5:38pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
[quote author=tommykiwi]If just killing a snake waz a taboo to the man then killing his wife will then be called what  ? [/quoteTABOOISM |
| Crime › Re: Man Allegedly Beats Wife To Death For Killing A Snake by YankeeJoe(m): 5:35pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
Agent8706: I thought it was the big black snake between her husband's leg she killed, maybe after some overnight heavy "Stabbings" she is afraid to encounter again...may her soul RIPHe-goat, imagine whr ur tinkin line just arrived at. Anyway, d truth is dat fertish values/beliefs shud be done away wit... Na 21st century we dey now oooo |
| Crime › Re: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by YankeeJoe(m): 9:33am On Jul 30, 2013 |
[quote author=life_style]Next time i won't cheat! [/quote]Na u for even cheat pass sef |
| Education › Re: ASUU Denies Plan To Call-off Strike by YankeeJoe(m): 1:02pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
ASUU-FG, na who una dey play pranks on? Wel no be una fault, if una children dey public skuls here in nigeria, una for do all ds nonsense? Rubbish!! |
..give it to him..