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RomanceRe: She Wants Me Back But Doesn't Know I Know This....✿. by YankeeJoe(m): 12:06pm On Jan 24, 2016
Bisjosh:
For her mind...she wants you to value her.

Tell her your fears.
I really dunno why some gals keep deceiving themselves undecided
May ur days be lengthy & fruitful for being real & sincere.. Dont mind som hypocrites
RomanceRe: She Wants Me Back But Doesn't Know I Know This....✿. by YankeeJoe(m): 11:57am On Jan 24, 2016
Oliviaarims:
A girl isn't obliged to continue having sex just because her hymen has been broken.

The events that led to her pregnancy and subsequent abortion with ur friend may have been a mistake.. An experience she probably regrets and never wants to repeat. If u love her, then stay with her, with or without the sex. But if u can't, then pls, let her go.
"birds of a feather, flock together"
Am not d least surprised at ur response in defense of d lady in question cos u re jus as fake as her and worst of it is dat pple like u crave for Mr 'Right,' even when u re rotten!!
RomanceRe: HOW MANY NAIRALAND GIRLS CAN SAY AMEN TO THIS? by YankeeJoe(m): 3:44pm On Jan 19, 2016
missyadorable:
To all Nigerian men

If you have ever slept with a girl who is not your wife,may you become completely impotent

If you have ever slept with any woman other than your wife,may your d**k disappear forever!

Amen!
Hypocrite! Na guilty conscience de worri u..
Besides, when wil u whores (Nigerian gals/women e.g miss adorable-my-ass), eva bn faithful & real?
RomanceRe: . by YankeeJoe(m): 9:22am On Jan 18, 2016
chipatra:
bros if I fчсk u with this my tøtø, hmm!!! U will be speaking heavenly language wink
Chai, see wetin i don de wait 4 since. And i blve sef sey dat ur big hole go get many obstacles wey i go like brush wel wel
RomanceRe: . by YankeeJoe(m): 9:20am On Jan 18, 2016
chipatra:
bros if I fчсk u with this my tøtø, hmm!!! U will be speaking heavenly language wink
Chai, see wetin i don de wait 4 since. And i blve sef sey dat ur big toto go get many obstacles wey i go like brush wel wel
RomanceRe: 30 Years Old Lady Got Pregnant Without Marriage by YankeeJoe(m): 9:08am On Jan 18, 2016
lekpaciouse:
I was discoursing with My Neighbor this even when she told me of 30 years old lady that was impregnated by her new boy friend who stay faraway from her and the guy is not ready for that now, what did you advice her to do? According to my Neighbor she said the lady was suggesting that she live the baby,
Please what is your advice?
Oga, na wa 2u o. Of all d young gals wey dey around, na 30yr old mama u knack & give belle. U beta no abort dat pikin o
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Girl Still In The University? by YankeeJoe(m): 7:01pm On Jan 17, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
Can you marry a girl still in the university?

Okay, so I was having a discussion with a colleague when he told me about a girl he saw a day ago. He spoke of her awesome beauty as he said he won't hesitate to get her pregnant if he should get the chance to date her. His aim is to prevent prying eyes from snatching her as the pregnancy will keep them off. This was just a 200level girl in the university. He said if she doesn't agree to have sex without condom, then he will marry her while she's still schooling.

We spoke further in which I reminded him of the problem of being married but living single which are cooking meals yourself, feeling cold with no one to warm you etc and the dangers of having your young wife in a campus surrounded by the entities in the list below:

muscular guys
Handsome baby faces cool
Yahoo boys(I hail o!)
Mr lecturer grin
Sugar daddies huh

Can you still go ahead to marry that campus girl you so much love?
the woman u re marryin outside campus, in church, place of work etc ve all being screwed. If u reali luv her, go ahead & marry her. Only tin is, spelt it out point blank dat 'infidelity' wil neva be tolerated.
RomanceRe: . by YankeeJoe(m): 9:31pm On Jan 16, 2016
chipatra:
make im dey fuכk & suck my tøtø well grin
dat ur big toto wey fit swallow person head..
RomanceRe: A Song For Your EX by YankeeJoe(m): 6:12pm On Jan 16, 2016
Sept20:
There's no song to describe my hatred for him undecided
but ur hatred 4 him cannot reverse all canning/banging u received frm him na. So y hate?
RomanceRe: Right Or Wrong?:Nigerian Groom Crying At His Wedding While Holding His Wife(pics by YankeeJoe(m): 6:02pm On Jan 16, 2016
kilode100:
Abeggi.
Na this kain Man go womanise pass.


I am not moved.
kilode>wetin happen? Wel, him de cry because he don enta one-chance or maybe dem don too chop d woman for am.. Hahaha
RomanceRe: Can You Have Sex With Your spouse/ Gf/bf Who Is Hiv Positive With Condom? by YankeeJoe(m): 10:35am On Jan 12, 2016
on the d-day, immediately you guys were about to have the sex, she confessed to you that she is HIV positive and you have an expensive condom with you. let's say Durex.
the question now is personal. if you are the one will you move on with the sex since you have an expensive protection.
remember konji Na bastard. Lols
well, if am the one, I go just wear my boxer, the kind race wey I go pick ehen, even usain bolt no go see my back.
let's hear your reply pals.
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Oga, thr is noting like expensive protection or odawise. 'condoms' re highly effective when used alwz & correctly.
To ur qstn, i'l liken such to a foolish soldier deliberately exposin himself 2 d bullets of d enemy all because he (d soldier man) feels he's got d best bullet-proof on him dat no bullet can penetrate.. Dats a big fallacy!
Moreso, since she was sincere & confident enof 2 open up b4 u, simply do not discriminate nor stigmatize her & show her more respect cos she deserves it.
HealthRe: Have You Ever Done H.I.V Check Up ? Share Your Experience by YankeeJoe(m): 12:27pm On Jan 06, 2016
excellencyabia1:
Asking myself a lot of questions like if it is positive do you know that all your certificates are now waste? I know you may laugh at this but i also start planning on how to share it.
yeye fowl, shey na everybody bn give u d hiv wey u want come turn free donor? Evil men
HealthRe: Have You Ever Done H.I.V Check Up ? Share Your Experience by YankeeJoe(m): 12:19pm On Jan 06, 2016
excellencyabia1:
Asking myself a lot of questions like if it is positive do you know that all your certificates are now waste? I know you may laugh at this but i also start planning on how to share it.
blood of god! U must be the devil himsef!!
RomanceRe: God Will Punish Anybody Having Unprotected Sex... by YankeeJoe(m): 3:51am On Jan 01, 2016
icewinz:
Please this post is free to qoute abeg.
I wana ask somthing anciously.

Them bing get wan day wey ah d F wan ashii like that and the C**D*M come break while i was still moving in and out with my thrust,it was'nt even a smal leakage it completely broke leaving my D inn her V openly, even tho in removed my D and clean up immedietly,is there any possibility in that a short period of not upto 5 thrust a transmission of STD if the ashii has.


Please the floor is open,

happy new year once again.
Guy, u don carry plenty stds wey diff men don dash her..
See levels na
RomanceRe: God Will Punish Anybody Having Unprotected Sex... by YankeeJoe(m): 3:47am On Jan 01, 2016
cruzita:
punish ke?for this new year?abeg ooooo
No mind dat op o. Jus continue wit ur skin 2 skin jare
RomanceRe: I Cant Pretend Anymore!!! by YankeeJoe(m): 10:51am On Dec 28, 2015
Glo4issy:
Hi my fellow nairalanders,

From my previous topic about how I was given a phone as a gift from a friend that's causing issues in my relationship, I gave my elder brother the phone just to prove to my boo am not materialistic and since then we have been in good terms.Recently,i decided to open another facebook account just to taste my boo's love for me,lo and behold he proved to me he is a womaniser,first he asked for my number to be checking on me,the most annoying part is I asked if he has a girlfriend to my greatest suprise he said he is single a guy that we have been dating for four years now,i can't pretend anymore, should I just walk away or keep pretending?
U claimed not being 'materialistic' yet u accepted his gift? (why wallow in self-deception & hypocrisy like u rightly stated?).
Na ur type good just for 'chop & clean mouth'
RomanceRe: Some Men & Their Silly Mindset by YankeeJoe(m): 10:16pm On Dec 27, 2015
Vikky014:
Dey fink wtout dem we can't survive,dey fink it is a must 4 us to marry dem,dey always ask dis silly questn(do u fink any man will marry u wt dis type of character?)Add urs#Winks#
see ur rubber mouth. No worri, wen time reach ur menopause, u go beg gate man 2 marry u... FUCKING HOLES!
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by YankeeJoe(m): 12:17am On Dec 27, 2015
misspicy:
hmmmmmm,very deep kweshion embarassed







waiting for the guys comments smiley

modified*****
My mum used to say something to me

'she said a man who wants to marry you,will not ask for, demand for, or pressure you for sex till after marriage"

well I guess this mentality does not hold water in our present generation smiley
Didn't u know dat all dos men & niggas diggin u deep were only afta ur hole? And why did u not resist dem just 2 preserve it 4 ur man, if indeed u re sincere
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by YankeeJoe(m): 12:12am On Dec 27, 2015
lifeisabitch:
A women u know is good enough to wife, will you respect her enough to resist the temptation to ask her for sex on first date?

I know for sure that side chicks are usuallly slept with on first date.
All women re 2 be slept with irrespective of she bn a wife-material or not. And u know why?
If her man doesn't chop her, surely, anoda man/men wil (in summary, if i no screw her, who will?)
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants To Dump Me After Two Abortions by YankeeJoe(m): 1:42pm On Dec 19, 2015
DGKN:
Saw this post on FB and decided to post it here....



So guys can be this wicked or was I a fool? After destroying the lives of different ladies, they settle down with almost the best. My boyfriend is contemplating ending our six-years-old relationship.

He hasn’t been able to come up with a reasonable excuse but quoted his pastor and I’m 100% certain it is due to the two pregnancies I or we aborted when we were undergraduates.

Of course, I had complications after the second abortion that almost took my life and since then we’ve been having protected sex. He has introduced me to his family and vice-versa but he hasn’t proposed to me.

He told me he can’t continue with the relationship because we are not meant for each other. He said his pastor told him I’m not his wife and our marriage won’t be fruitful but the pastor didn’t see it in his vision that I have once aborted twice for him.

We are still on the issue and I have let him realize he can’t walk out my life just like that! He said his mind is made up besides he has given his life to Christ and he wants a new beginning. A new beginning after destroying my future!
woman, jus take whateva decision he comes up wit in gud fate. He is d man in charge of d relationship & can end it wen d need arises.
Besides, hw abt d hrts of sincere men u ve broken? Such is life o
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants To Dump Me After Two Abortions by YankeeJoe(m): 1:37pm On Dec 19, 2015
iceberylin:
Did he rape you undecided
Did he chain and drag you to the Hospital undecided

Just pray for ya sins...
help me ask her o
RomanceRe: What Are The Songs U Can Listen When Heartbroken by YankeeJoe(m): 5:54pm On Dec 16, 2015
Oladimejy:
Mine is SOMEONE LIKE U BY ADELE...TELL ME YOURS
bros abeg, na whc woman break ur fragile hrt?
RomanceRe: Guys And Their 'come To My House' Annoying Talk by YankeeJoe(m): 5:52pm On Dec 16, 2015
mean u meet a guy newly, maybe xchange numbers cos u think he is smart, he calls nd d next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Lyk criosly? Honestly its bcumin so boring nd annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cnt u guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, wats there to b done in ur house dt we cnt do elsewhr?

Is there some solution to global hunger in ur house? Orishirishi. Its so common nauadays dt u wonder if guys hav lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new frnd yaf turn dis come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no b small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite
ladies to come to their house at
first meeting have no good
intentions at heart..nd y'all need a slap to reset ur brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

See as u de yan like one decent gal wey neva suck prick b4.
Infact, why d mata de vex u na? Hw abt dos men wey don contour u finish 4 their houses?
RomanceRe: My 24-yr-old Friend Wants To Date A 16-yr Old Girl by YankeeJoe(m): 3:46pm On Dec 16, 2015
Nope... Tell him to go cast his net elsewhere and leave secondary school children alone![/quote]u been reach 15yrs of age b4 dos pot-belle men start 2 chop u? Talk true o
RomanceRe: Why I No Dey Like To Dey Shake Hands With Some Girls by YankeeJoe(m): 11:42am On Dec 16, 2015
Teeboy22:
undecided
scratch & win promo
RomanceRe: Why I No Dey Like To Dey Shake Hands With Some Girls by YankeeJoe(m): 11:42am On Dec 16, 2015
Teeboy22:
undecided
scratch & win promo
RomanceRe: Na Wa For Men Ooooo by YankeeJoe(m): 4:30pm On Dec 06, 2015
Na who be dat man wey discard u? Tel me make i go arrest am now!!
RomanceRe: 4 Reasons Why Guys Ask For Unclad Pictures by YankeeJoe(m): 10:41am On Nov 10, 2015
Missy89:
Loser: He hasn't seen a girl unclad before apart from porn and magazines. He cant ask a girl out and still lives with his parent even after college

Sex Starved: He doesn't have a girlfriend and needs something to look at when applying the soap or Vaseline

Creep : He is a creepy individual and gets his kick by storing girls nude picture on his phone (so he can brag to his loser peers)

Immaturity: He thinks the girl does not love him if she hasn't sent one


Front page angry

Girls add yours!
TRASH!!!
RomanceRe: When The Wrong One Loves You Right by YankeeJoe(m): 6:07pm On Nov 06, 2015
Ofcourse, its a very common experience havin someone (d wrong one), lovin us but we not lovin in return & vice versa..
D bottom line howeva is hw best we handle such a situation so rationally.
My advice is: When d wrong one luvs u, be courageous enof, & in rational terms expres why u cannot get along wit he/her irrespective of hw lovin/nice/generous/romantic etc they tend 2 be 2wards u..
Playin along, or datin sm1 out of pity is a terrible tin 2 do whc often goes wit repercussion(s) in d short or long run..
"A word is enof 4 d wise"

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