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RomanceRe: Prostitute In Enugu Dies After Sex With Three Customers by YankeeJoe(m): 9:58am On Oct 26, 2015
Why is it that commercial sex workers are either Rose-line or Caro-line as names? huh huh huh

Hw u take sabi all their names? Customer!! U tight sha
RomanceRe: I Caught A Guy Sniffing My Panties In School by YankeeJoe(m): 10:28am On Oct 21, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
In my 100L in school, I caught a guy in my lodge sniffing my panties. I promised to report him to Papa (the caretaker) but he started pleading that it was the devil's work. After many hours of pleading, I allowed the matter to die. Throughout the short time he stayed in the lodge, he wasn't comfortable. He never dared look at me in the eyes and he would always feel embarrassed when with other lodge mates and I happen to show up in their midst. I know he would be thinking I had revealed it to some people in the hostel winkHe didn't stay till his rent expired; he packed out to live with a cousin of his at the other side of town. He always avoided me on campus. I pity him sha; he was just silly wink

I think this act is not only disgusting but shameful! Most guys do it at the slightest opportunity they get! I don't know what they benefit from such!!! I wonder the type of sexual pleasure they get huh Perverts! cheesy
dat guy get mind 2 sniff ur dirty & stinkin panties o.. Hmmmm
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by YankeeJoe(op): 1:52am On Oct 20, 2015
Arty2014:
You took the words outa my mouth.......I will bet my last penny that this dude' understanding of the concept LOVE is wacked,twisted and ......
nah, my understandin abt luv is very mature & rational as against ur accusation 2wards me.. Only tin is, i can't imagine my honorable self bn placed as a "fall-back" option by any hole called woman. Not even one like u!!
RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Settle Her If He Can't Marry Her? by YankeeJoe(m): 1:41am On Oct 20, 2015
Stephansmily:
Go knack ur mama..unto say she be 'hole' too.

Iranu.
see ds useless 'hole' u re jus a cheap slut like ur loosed moda.. Ashawo generation!!
RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Settle Her If He Can't Marry Her? by YankeeJoe(m): 12:34pm On Oct 18, 2015
Stephansmily:
Steewpid boy.
no worri, but when i knack u finish, u go sabi sey i no stupid as u
RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Settle Her If He Can't Marry Her? by YankeeJoe(m): 12:32pm On Oct 18, 2015
Just imagine all the evil wishes against a dude dat simply decides 2 end it all wit his gal frnd.. Besides, he neva held her down wit d promise of marriage, so y all ds shit comments against him? And hw abt u hypocrite-women dat ve jilted d luv & attention of sincere guys?
RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Settle Her If He Can't Marry Her? by YankeeJoe(m): 12:21pm On Oct 18, 2015
Stephansmily:
Is she a prostitutehuh No. I don't hv any advice for ur friend...bt I pray he ends up marrying a hoe
sorry, but all women (u inclusive), re "holes"
So, wat oda holes re u referin to?
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons To Date A Dark Skin Lady by YankeeJoe(m): 4:03pm On Oct 13, 2015
collinsflex:
Am writing this from my own point of view, amnot trying to support anyone. Am a lover of dark ladies cuz they look attractive and beautiful

1.Black Is Natural N Beautiful: Like the song favour sang, black is natural and beautiful...it not available for purchase like their rivals..

2.Black is Confident N Bold: When you see a dark lady you see d boldness in them...they are just too confident to b ignore...get one for your self n u will b lucky u did

3.Dark Ladies Are Smart: Dark ladies are smart, they are smarter Dan ur android fone...d cpu isn't a satch for them...

4.Black Respect Every Other Colour: Like their rivals who condemn other colours, dark skin girls love and respect every other colour...dark gals are far from feminism..

5.Black Has Value: dark girls have value that cannot be purchase...When you have that dark, lovely and shinny skin be grateful to God

6.Black Is not Competitive: Dark Girl do not compete to be noticed...can you imagine fly feeding on sugar? That's not possible...how will u expect an epitome of beauty to stress before being notced..Tufiakwa..Osanobua-wa-e-vhidan

7.Dark Ladies Are Lively: Have u have sat with a dark lady, dey are always nice, lively and chatty...if you haven't u better do dat now

8.They Support N Believe In Your Dreams: To all guys out there Wu really want to grow big in life... Try Dark, lovely n natural

9.Low Cost Of Maintenance: You know d rest

10. Add yours
because one black babe don agree 4u, we no go hear word again abi? Black is beautiful sha
RomanceRe: Why Did You And Your EX Breakup by YankeeJoe(m): 10:31am On Oct 01, 2015
missmary:
cry I met Christ, am Waiting for his new choice
hmmmm, time don reach 4 churchy tins.. Gud luck sha
RomanceRe: If You Are Not A Virgin You Are Fit For Prostitution Only. by YankeeJoe(m): 3:16pm On Sep 18, 2015
@op, e dey pain u sey i don chop & clean mouth dat woman u want marry? Eyah, just manage her so.. Such is life
RomanceRe: She Wants Me But Crazy In Love With Another Guy by YankeeJoe(m): 2:10am On Sep 11, 2015
Hozil92:
I and my girl have been dating for the past 6 years. It's kind of platonic relationship. Sex is not involve. Only kissing and all that. We broke up due to the fact that I can't endure it again. As you all know ' body no be firewood'. Since then she dated like two other guys. Early last year, she pleaded that we should get back together which I agreed on the basis that she have to give me the password to all her social network accounts which she did. All the same, the relationship still fell. After some months, I realized that I've missed something, so I threw away my pride and went back to beg her which after some time she agreed. Now the problem is she said she wants me but also claim to be in love with the other guy. She even uses the guy's pix as her whatsapp display pics. I really love this girl sincerely but it seems she is using me as a backup in case the other guy misbehave. My question is, should I stick around till she break up with the guy of find my way. Note that we still talk and she do come to my school at times to visit me.
.

Wat damn luv do u stil ve 4 a hole dat only keeps u as a "spare" or plan B? Its such a shame on u bro dat u allowed such a shit.. Whr is ur "Ego" as a man?
RomanceRe: Why Do Many Girls And Women Find It Hard To Resist Their Ex-boyfriends? by YankeeJoe(m): 1:59am On Sep 11, 2015
Simple truth is, those holes aint just loyal
RomanceRe: Whom Do U Prefere? by YankeeJoe(m): 1:24am On Sep 11, 2015
@op, whether or not men go afta single ladies, its exclusively their (mens choice). Besides, wats d guarantee dat dos single mothers u re agitating for, ve not committed series of abortion just like oda single ladies out thr? All of una (women), na the same (most funny & confused set of creatures>>women).. May God help us, men
HealthRe: New Form Of HIV Turns Into AIDS Before Victims Realise They Are Infected by YankeeJoe(m): 11:26am On Feb 14, 2015
Les:
I'm done fucking. grin
u wey i sabi wela? Na wash jhor!!
RomanceRe: Five Reasons Why Guys Should Quit Complaining About Being Friendzoned by YankeeJoe(m): 2:33pm On Dec 17, 2014
@Op, its very true dat all women ve a right of choice 2 any man de so chose 2 be wit just as d men folks do.. But d question is: ''why wud a woman Friendzone a man & afterwards need him in a committe/marital relationship afta she must ve finished messing up herself wit oda men?

Tink guys re fools?
RomanceRe: When Your EX Sleeps With You by YankeeJoe(m): 7:36am On Nov 25, 2014
gloryon:
Hey house,want to keep this short as possible. I once had a girl whom we dated for a considerable period of time. It happened that we broke up and we both went our seperate ways. We got in touch not too long ago and now comes this issue. I WANT her back but unfortunately she now dates a guy which she wants to get married to. Though I went ahead to express my feelings about wanting her back but she said NO. BUT she sleeps with me anytime I call her and we see,the next thing is to have sex. She wasn't like this when we were dating. She is insisiting that we can't date any longer but I wonder why she sleeps with me when she knows that she is getting married soon. N.B she is innocent when we were dating infact she is a pastor's daughter.
at op, na now ur eyes open? Truth is, she has bn doin same against u when u both dated b4 now... And such is called ''decency strategy''... Gals often put up such strategy just 2 appear decent b4 any maga-guy dat perceives dem so while beeping oda guys in their behind..

Na me fit dem, hypocrites
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Virgin by YankeeJoe(m): 12:07am On Nov 21, 2014
bustyhelen:
There are some girls that you should just never date. These girls are either too bossy, too possessive or total psychos! However, when it comes to the subject of dating virgins, men are undecided.
Most men, at least Nigerian men actually want to date girls who are virgins. They get a certain sense of security from knowing that their girlfriend is chaste.

So, what if we told you that you must never date a girl who is totally chaste? Don't pick up the brick bats, we can prove it with logic that there are many disadvantages of dating a virgin girl. And as the disadvantages outweigh the benefits, you must never date a girl who has not lost her virginity.

1 Chastity is a state of mind: Girl may be a virgin physically but that does not mean that her heart is chaste. She may have loved before and lost her chastity emotionally.

2 She does not have a benchmark: Well she cannot compare you to her abusive ex-boyfriend. So she will not understand when you compare her with your psycho ex-girlfriend. She will be jealous of your exes because she has no similar experience to set precedents. It can put you in a difficult spot because most of us like to be on friendly terms with our ex-girlfriends. That is the sign of matured relationships.

3 You have to be her guardian: Dude you are getting into a relationship, you are not signing up for adoption. Girls see their father in the men they love. So if your are going to start dating Daddy's virgin girl, then you will have to start behaving like her dad. Trust me, it is not a nice feeling.

4 You have to commit to her: Most guys try to date virgin girls only when they want to marry them. However, this approach interferes with the natural progression of a relationship. You meet a girl, fall in love and then think about marriage. What if you commit to the girl and then don't think she is the right one later?

6 She will have romantic ideas about making love:

Most virgins think that making love is like an 'end of the world' experience. They don't realise that it is a normal human activity like bathing or eating. So you may seriously disappoint her and bear the brunt for it.

6 You may not get lucky: If no one else has managed to get lucky with her then odds are not in your favour. If you are dating a virgin girl just to maneuver her into the sack, then it is a very bad idea. Never date any girl with such intentions.


These are some of the reasons for which you must never date a girl who has not lost her virginity. What is your opinion about this?
eyah!! So sori 4 losing ur virginity 2 Mr wrong... Besides, if men do not sow dem virgins d way, wo wil?
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Virgin by YankeeJoe(m): 12:05am On Nov 21, 2014
deb6:
Ah!! Nobody force you to give yours out o, so stop hating on em virgin. Afterall u can still be a secondary or tertiary virgin.
hahahaha
RomanceRe: . by YankeeJoe(m): 10:24pm On Nov 08, 2014
BreezyRita:
I wouldn't even give a guy the opportunity in church....... No matter how honourable your intentions are.
Seek the babe out after service and woo her forever if you want. Just not inside. Mbok!
rita, abadidie?
RomanceRe: We've Been Dating For 2 Years, And She Still Got Pregnant For Another Man by YankeeJoe(m): 8:31pm On Nov 06, 2014
Omolola1:
Did you go to school at all?
You should learn how to read, understand and comprehend before writing. It would do you good.
Cheers!
ya, am nt only a graduate bt also a rational thinker..

Truth, we must learn 2 cal a spade a spade!! Kill sentimental biases.. Dats jus my take
RomanceRe: We've Been Dating For 2 Years, And She Still Got Pregnant For Another Man by YankeeJoe(m): 12:55pm On Nov 06, 2014
Omolola1:
Sorry about yourr pain. It's a normal thing to get heartbroken, it's no news.
What exactly do you need advice on?
The cost of pampers in the market? Or the cost of baby food? Or probably how much each ante-natal session would cost?
Because really, the pregnancy is none of your business, so I'm wondering what advice you need asides kicking her out of your life and moving on to the next!
why wont u be in support of her misdeeds? Afta al, u ve done even worse by means of ur expression...
Little wonda most of u whores grow old witout getin married and u claim its witchcraft frm d village
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Girls So Beautiful And Elegant..? by YankeeJoe(m): 8:12pm On Oct 12, 2014
jboy73:
Praise tha lord.
I just traveled 2 owerri 2day for pastoral service at douglas.

I was so suprised and amazed at what I this evening in owerri
ALmost all the girls I saw were Beautiful and sex catching.
Why is't that you can only find fine gurls in igbo land? I mean tall fine busty gurls.
I have visited lagos, C.R.S, Sokoto e.t.c , for evangelism and pastoral works... Almost or Half of the girls there are uglyyyyyyyyy.

But in Igbo land, especially in owerri.
Almost all IBO chicks are fair.
I think Half and one quarter of the beutiful girls we have 2day in 9ja are from Igbo land.




I hope my stay at owerri last longer and longer.
Amen
ashawo oshi, na the pastoral work wey u suppose do be dat abi? Besides, whr ve u even travelled to b4 claimin dat igbo gals re d most beautiful? Note: all states of d federation ve their beautiful n ugly gals...
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by YankeeJoe(op): 1:01am On Oct 11, 2014
Arty2014:
You took the words outa my mouth.......I will bet my last penny that this dude' understanding of the concept LOVE is wacked,twisted and ......
look at both of dem... Indeed, the same old & wrecked vehicle brought u two here... I aint the least surprise
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by YankeeJoe(op): 6:57pm On Oct 09, 2014
1one:
It just feels like more than half of the replies I've been reading especially from guys are guys between 17-22years old..

"Knack am"

"Hammer am"

"Chop am"

"Give am akpakpo"


Really are your lives habitually hinged on sex?
Is it your necessary-you can't do without it-food

I find it even shady and questionable as to why the OP chose to bring his "plight" here... What exactly do you want us to do or tell you... You've "combed" her already (hopefully you didn't carry dandruff along with the combing exercise), you've made up your mind to use and get your "fair data usage" from her.... So what really is your point.


Truth is inspite of all your smack talk, I feel you still have a thing for her, there's a mixed blend of hurt, bitterness and anger in your post, in fact your post is very thick with it... But still I sense some subliminal attraction that you feel for her and that's why you're particularly hurt.. You're not just bitter because she sees you as a readily available spare tyre, but you're also hurt because you're still "feeling" the girl.


It's normal to feel cheated and used by someone you loved years back but friendzoned you only to come back later on to profess love for you... But thing is this is life... There are most times no black or white... But many grey areas... You may not have been mature enough for her then... She may not really truly have liked you or loved you enough back then, but as the years grew by, she got to learn more and more about you and hence the attraction...



Enough tori jare.. No be my matter... I've already written too long... Sorry for my boring piece.
for ur plastic mind, u think sey, u too sabi english abi? Beta stil, why dnt u go for since u feel u re more sensible than evry oda rational being here.. Call a spade a spade
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by YankeeJoe(op): 6:23pm On Oct 09, 2014
[quote author=Sunshinelady post=27001877]@OP, d grl u r datin now or d grl u will even marry , u tink say oda guys never still knack d kpekus (as u pple wuld say) abi? & u nko 4dose past 5yrs havnt grls been knackin u too? D truth is dat mayb u never rilly loved her in d frst place[/quote

miss or mrs shinshinelady, pls, get my ms straight.. Am nt offended dat she dated oda guys b4 me but my greviance is dat, y shud a lady wnt 2 use an honourable gentleman as a back-up mugu? If i were ur broda, wud u ve support such? I knw u made ur opinion based on sentiment but lets be realistic 4 @least 1ce... Tanks
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by YankeeJoe(op): 5:54pm On Oct 09, 2014
Daresh:
Is that your problem? That she dated other guys who used and dumped her? You clearly dont like her enough because if you did, you would jump at the chance to show it.
reall? Why dont u marry her 2 ur broda? Na one wicked motor carri all of una (gals) come.. Bullshit!!
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by YankeeJoe(op): 5:50pm On Oct 09, 2014
yorke1:
This is an insult to your personality. She just want to use you pass time while she wait for another guy to come into her life again before she dump you. You just have to be wise and don't act silly. But i can't really say if you are not going to fall into her trap because pussycat is involve here. And you know the correlation between guys and kittty. Na dere dey com out frm. Use your head bro. if not, the girl will have this notion that we are all f00ls. Pls, dnt give her that impression! I can count on you bro. Goodluck Jonathan to you.
chairman, i no fit fall bobos hand na.. Me too follow screw her wel... I sabi wetin she been want but i jus played along
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by YankeeJoe(op): 5:47pm On Oct 09, 2014
Famouspecky:
Maga don pay
hahahaha... Babe, me no be maga o... As a mata of fact, i combed her wela.. I only played along because dat babe tink sey i be jonsin jona
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by YankeeJoe(op): 5:42pm On Oct 09, 2014
kolomax:
Bros give her the akpako's and let her find her true love else where :-/
bros, me no dull @al..

I played along and hammered her but she de find committment now.. Me no fit do dat kind tin wit her
RomanceShe Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by YankeeJoe(op): 4:58pm On Oct 09, 2014
Helo fellow nairalanders, greetins 2 y'al..

Pls i got an experience i wud gladly luv 2 share wit u & seek ur positive advice..

I met ds gal i loved so dearly in 2006 on her bck frm skul. @1st sight, i developed a strong feelin 2 wards her ( i dnt mean infatuation, lets any man persecute me), we got along as frnds n along d line, i made my intentions knwn 2 her but she turned me down. She claimed bn ok wit me jus being a frnd 2her.

I felt d pains bt learnt hw 2 deal wit it while i continue my life wit sm1 else...
In 2013, she started showin emotional feelins 2wards wit d intention of bn in a serious n committed relationship wit me...

She came up wit d claim dat her ex did nt luv her like she wntd hence,
she quited d relationship ( na me be d maga wey go blve dat kind cock n bul story abi? Or na me go cum luv u pass nw afta dos nigas don finish wrk?)


Truth is, her ex(s) ve al used n dumped her bt nw she has rememba me (2 her she feels am a spare tire; God 4bid!!)..

She's up wit d claim dat we were both 2 young & inexperienced 2 date bck then.. Dat she alwz luvd n cherished me...

My qstn is: y wud a lady frnd-zone a guy dat sincerely luvd her bt afta wards go bck 2 him afta bn mesmerized by oda rouged guys?

Guys, pls, wat do u tink abt ds?
RomanceRe: Men And Sex!!! by YankeeJoe(m): 5:03pm On Sep 26, 2014
When a guy asked a lady out does it means the end product is always sex


Hold maybe nairaland is feeding me with all kind of stuff lately.


I wish to know,maybe am reading 2much of wobbish lately.


Get my point

1 should I start thinking every man wants sex from a babe shown green light to?

2 should I start thinking the reasons he calls ,give gift is to make him easy acess?

3 should I start thinking that's what men wants and think about?


No actual likeness or woteva?
More write up coming
*edited[/quote]afta all d canine styles, the tin don finally tire u? Abi, all dos bad guys don cop u finish?.. Eyah, such is life sha

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