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Exponental: First of all, introduction............
Is her name "Ekaitte"

i go slap ur lekpa spirit o. Must evry housemaid b called Ekaitte, hw abt Ngozi or even Biodun?

Baybe: Lol! That's not true. I have three sim cards. I chuckle a lot .

And I'm not even seeing one not to talk of seeing more than one.

na wash

Dude, ur post is absolutely true! Thumbs up man

Dude, ur post is absolute true! Thumbs up man

gals wanna date bad guys n have fun....then settle for the nice guys for marriage.


And finally hands over the worn-out engine(s) 2 the nice guys in marriage? Women oooooo

Bros, though ur qstn is a kind of silly, but d simple truth is dat d gals u view as ''decent'' might even be d most infected! Consider d followings:

1. Most of d so called ''decent'' gals do terrible things in d dark even though dey (so called ''decent'' gals) tend 2 appear pure in d open
2. Most of d gals u call decent must ve been prostitutes b4 dey finally turned a new leave( if at all)
3. D so called decent gals hang out wit alhajis. Now imagine if ds rich men ve 1 or more STD's or possibly hiv?

GUYS, make una shine una eyes like motor head lamps o cos women no be am

UNDERSTAND THIS FACTS

1. Condoms re useful in prventin unwanted pregnancy n STD's when used alwz n corectly too
2. Do not continue on a sexual relation wit sm1 dats hiv+ especially when u suddenly realize d fact abt thr hiv status. Jus 2 avoid stories dat touch
3. Alwz make sure dat thr is adequate lubrication wheneva thr is dryness while usin a condom 2 avoid possible breakage/tear
4. Alwz check 2 ensure dat condoms in use re steadily checked 2 avoid it frm slidin off ur rod!

Women and their fakeness!!

Even if d Russians sends additional battalions 2 Syria, d simple truth is dat dey (Russian) cannot afford 2 hit a strike against d U.S. It wud be disastrous. Russia-U.S war over Syria, is very much unlikely 2 happen

This is pathetic

treasureboy: Bro why ur body dey pepper naa? Am only making a request, ok, u dnt knw whr the help can come from. I beg no vex

sori abt my previous response ok? Not dat i wanted makin a mockery of u... Pls am so sorry

Wetin carry ur big eyes go down their waist? U beta focus dos eyes on ur books

Na only u be graduate 4 ds naija wey neva get job yet? Make we hear word o

timwezzb: Let's Assume there is NO ASUU...Hwo would Nigerian University BE?

emmmmh, let me think....

Natureboyfk: Keep bleaching...shea u wan dey transparent....Nton

ku boro ndiseme iban

University of Uyo (Uniuyo) PUME... This is a notice call to all candidates dat made Uniuyo their 1st choice institution & scored 180 n above in their jamb, to brace up 4 d forth comin aptitude test of d varsity which wil begin 10th-14th september, 2013. Wish y'al aspirants d very best of luck.....YankeeJoe

[quote author=sexytabhi]fighting over a useless man..mtchew razz girls[/quote

u wud ve even done worse 4 dat man u called ''useless''... U gals re so so damn funny. Na just dat long rod una want kill una sef for. Na wao

norahvivi: i will like to go straight to the point cause i need your advice right now more than ever.

I have this man that has been helping me out financially and he has been begging me to have a child for him that he will send me to any country to have my child.

Although he has children with his wife but he said he want more children which the wife refused to give him. I have been insisting we use protection, but he always insist on skin to skin.

Recently i noticed that i missed my period, so when i told him he gave me money for the test and said if it is positive i should DECIDE WHAT TO DO AND LET HIM KNOW. On my own side i don't really want to commit any sin by abortion cause my only brother who is married for the past 10yrs is childless and I'm thinking if i can have this child for my brother/family.

Secondly my fiancee who is a pastor, wants us to get married before the end of the year.

Please what should i do should?

Do I explain things to him or just do things my way i.e relocating to somewhere else to have this child including abandoning my education and work?

please i need your advice.

please advice and not insult.

when u were busy openin ur legs 4 a so-called alhaji, u didnt rememba it was sin, rite? Moreso u 4got dat u were engaged 2 a man dat wanted marrying u. Babe, u had beta tel u suppose Fiance d truth nw dat it isnt 2 late cos if u dare go ahead in marryin him ( ur fiance ) wit d truth concealed 4 nw, lata time wil becom unbearable 4 u when d wind finally blows.... Be warned!!

Its quite amazin hw ladies of 2day claim 2 bn virgins jus 2 make a guy view dem as bn decent. D truth is dat, if a guy reali wants 2 luv any gal, its her PERSONALITY dat matters n nt necessarily VIRGINITY. Reminds me abt 2yrs ago when i met a gal of 19yrs dat claimed bn a virgin, but @d long run, i only discovered dat d road inbetween her wasnt only wide as an airport junction but also deeeep as a tunnel. If not dat i was a gud swimmer, e get as e 4 be o

Its just like d Bankers being there for their customers. Thr4, those behinds re simply thr 4 our eyes 2 behold & u need 2 see dem( dos behinds ) bn cheerful wheneva we cast our stares @dem

sexytabhi: A man's destiny lies on her behind so stare as long s you can.
Happy bornday to you wishing you llnp

whose destiny? U re obviosly wrong dear... Anyway, we can't just help it but look! Look!! N look!!! If not, our day wudnt b satisfied @such a moment

[quote author=Paris-fran]I'm waiting for the MADAMS of NL to discover this tread.

as for people who have a problem with the OP 90%, we all know she is exaggerating but we get her point.

as for girls and porn, most girls I've seen will never download it or be caught dead streaming it, but they like watching it on Guys devises.[/quote]baby, u knw dats a big lie frm d pit of hell! U gals download it even d more dan we guys do. Yet, u pretend a whole lot

The onging idustrial action by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), might be called off next week as d union sets to meet with the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces himsef, President Gudluck Jonathan, ds friday, in a view 2wards a quick resolution of d crisis dat has paralysed academic activites in d nation's public universities 4 abt 8wks nw.
The strikin varsity Lecturers re demandin a total of #92billion Earn Allowance Salary Strructure paid 2 dem as part of d implementation of d greement it enterd into wit d FG in 2009 negtiations, turnin down #30billion offerd dem by d FG
b4 d strike can b called off... We hope n pray dat 2moro's meetin's wil yield d needed fruit

Guys pls dnt mind most of ds Ladies. They now place it as ''Terms n Conditions'' 4 men 2 do evrytin 4 dem as though dey dnt enjoy men's company d more

Dyt: One of d stingy negros

Bt he can do 2 me any style he wants abi
Shege bansa

jus imagine ur silly thots. By d way, aint u ladies even d ones dat enjoys intimacy d more? Muntula

Dyt: Yes I do
In fact comon garri, he does it 4 me

Dyt u shud be ashamed of ursef 4 being such a LIABILITY... Its even ladies like u dat d guys easily have their way in & out without even givin u a dime

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Yes... Including her family and other relatives[/quote]for what na? It cant b possible

Jenams: That shudnt be a problem bro! Here's d trick, just promise to buy them heaven and earth, shine congo as if u wil nt be allowed to shine again, cos sincerely u won't, then push them to d next mugu who will pay cos sincerely some boys dey pay.

nice1... U too much!!!

[quote author=Ijele-igbo](1) You buy your girlfriend a phone
and another guy buys for her
Air time……
That Is Division of Labor.

(2) You Buy Her panties and
another Guy Removes It……
That’s Separation of Power.

(3) You Pay For Her School Fees And
another Guy Pays For Her House
Rent…..
That Is Business partner.

(4) She Tells You That She Is Not
Ready For Sex & Another Man Sleeps
With Her Always, That
is_____________ ??

ANSWER IT PLEASE[/quote]its simply because u erection isnt yet ready 4 her. If nt, u wudnt n shudnt accept such a pretence

Its just an advert placement for the market they ( ladies ) ve got for sale