SOME PEOPLE WANT TO SMILE BECAUSE IYAYI DIED AND I ASK, WHY? WAS HE THE BRAIN BEHIND ASUU STRIKE?
REJOICING OVER THE DEATH OF ANYTHING DIMINISHES MAN BECAUSE, WE CAN'T CREATE LIFE.

Nollywood should be located in Enugu state because the best movie scripts come from there.
No wonder 80% of our movies are shot there. This one na real life super story but wetin go be the title?
If it is proven that Clara indeed has psychiatric challenges then, our producer fit call the film EXECUTIVE MENTAL CASE.
Or I'M LOCKED UP with AKON soundtrack.

One mermaid was also sighted in Nigeria at the Oshun Osogbo festival...but much people couldn't see it because it was contained in a BOTTLE.

I don't know if I may be right but I've observed that Femi Falana always tends to quickly show some sort of morbid interest in matters that circles around a troubled IBO figure. He will then champion it or rekindle its flames to national prominence. Ha.
Check his records. Of late is the Odua predicament and now this Chime wife.
Are there not lots of prominent Yoruba Otunbas maltreating their wives or people? Can't he champion these ones?

Abeg...what's wrong with the woman?
She speaks coherently and sane but can't be allowed near laptop or phone...abi, she be PDP spy?

Arosa:

Guy, I must commend you for your big heart but I must say, if you want to help your family members or anyone; go on and do it.
God will reward you even if they turn out ungrateful in the end. Don't get broken hearted over it.
And pls, don't come to NL and expect good advice from people over doing good cos most will discourage you.
ETC- Why the hell should you DROP 36,000 dollars on your sister's head on skool tinz? For what?
You want her to be SOYINKA?
Why not invest that money on biz tinz of which she can also benefit and you too wey all man go smile in the end?

Magic Bishop: When she came over to meet you during your service in the North, did you send her money?

When she came to Lagos to meet you did you send her money for trans?

Also, during the time you were supposedly dating did she have a job or any meaningful source of income?

I bet you never bothered to notice or care to ask if she was not employed how she got her hair done if she ever did.

You see dating is not for kids. You need a real man in a relationship .

No romance without finance.

Work on yourself and do what you have to do now. Having emotional breakdowns because of you lack of money to take care of a girl is not the issue you should bother with in this stage of your life.

The truth be said I see and hear alot of these moanings of how my girl left me for lack of money when the real reason is you guys sucked big time on every level and will quickly use money as an excuse.

I bet sex was lousy

MAGIC BISHOP, IT'S ALL TOO OBVIOUS YOU ARE A WOMAN. I AGREE WITH YOU THAT MONEY IS NEEDED TO TAKE CARE OF ROMANCE BUT I ALSO EXPECT YOU TO HAVE THAT MATURITY TO KNOW THAT, A GOOD WOMAN IS SUPPOSED TO BE SENSITIVE TO HER MAN'S FINANCIAL STATE AT THE MOMENT, KNOWING IT WILL BLOW OVER; THAN TO BUCKLE HIM WITH DEMANDS OR WALK OUT ON HIM.
TWO THINGS- IT TAKES A WOMAN WHO DOESNT LOVE YOU OR AN IMMATURE WOMAN.

I'M PROUD OF MY FELLOW MALABITE.
THE AVERAGE MALABITE IS THE MOST UNPREDICTABLE INDIVIDUAL...SURPASSING SOCIETAL LOW EXPECTATIONS OF HIM BECAUSE OF WHAT UNICAL IS MOST KNOWN FOR. HANDS TOUGHENED BY STRUGGLES THROUGH STRAINS OF THE BASTARDS.

deinma afie: Be careful of what you comment. Dont get punished because of a post you saw

DEM DON COME. I FEEL SAD SEEING YOUR QUOTE LATE BECAUSE I TRAVELLED OVERSEAS.
WHY THE THREAT? ARE YOU SSS, BOKO HARAM OR THE NEW PDP?

seunny4lif: Like really?I too dey the other side of banana island opposite dat mallam wey dey sell food stuff...AbI,na ur sister dey use dat new power range rover leg

I JUST CAME IN FROM MY ANNUAL CONFERENCE IN THE BAHAMAS TO MY BANANA ISLAND HOME...THAT'S WHY I'M SEEING THIS POST LATE.
YEA I HAVE A SIS THAT USES A RANGE ROVER PORSHE, NOT LEG.

I'M STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM WOLE SOYINKA.
FIRST HE TOLD US HOW HE ESCAPED ABACHA, PLANE CRASHES, KENYA ATTACK ETC.
I KNOW HE WILL TELL US SOMETHING THIS TIME.

GOOD FOR YOU FEMI...SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN OUT OF MUSICAL IDEAS, NOW YOU CAN START SINGING ABOUT LIZARDS.
BUT, NA MY VILLAGE PEOPLE GO BUY YOUR CD.

AS MUCH AS I COMMISERATE WITH THE VICTIMS AND MOURNERS...I MUST SAY, THE MIC BOSS SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
IT RUNS COUNTER TO SOME LAWS IN THE BOOKS OF MOSES-
NOT ALL CORPSES ARE TAKEN TO THE SKIES ALONG WITH ITS UNDERTAKER WITHOUT SOME RITES OF PASSAGE.
ELEMENTS OF THE FIRST REALM ARE SO ACTIVE.

SO IF THE FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT WILL THEY DO WITH IT?
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE BLACK BOX REPORTS OF PREVIOUS CRASHES?
ABEG THROWAY THE BOX JARE...AJAO GET PLENTY BUSH.

shymexx: Why are people so close to the scene of a plane crash?

Why that man had to die twice? - they say, you only die once.

Why did he have to die the second time with people? - they say, you die alone.

Why did they have to use a chartered flight and not the road?

Why did the aeroplane crash just after take-off?

Why was his body not cremated or buried in Lagos?

Why is Nigeria so messed up?

Why's death synonymous with Nigeria?

Why does bad news attract so much traffic on nl?

Why are Nigerians so superstitious?

And why didn't a Nigerian prophet see a vision about this since they only see bad news?

Why? Oh x3, why why why?

WHY DIDN'T JONATHAN TELL US ABOUT THIS TWO DAYS AGO IN HIS SPEECH? OOOHH. WHY, WHY WHY ( by 10)

tommykiwi: I tink is for real...God help us,rest in peace to the dead.

NOW, WHO CAN IDENTIFY AGAGU'S BODY THERE?

IT IS SAD TO NOTE BUT, MOST NIGERIANS ARE ALWAYS TO QUICK TO PASS JUDGMENTS ON PHENOMENA BEYOND THEIR FULL COMPREHENSION. IN MATTERS OF RELIGION, THE MATURE MINDED MAKES HIS VIEW WITH SOME DEGREE OF INTROSPECTION.
I CAN'T SAY I'VE LIKED JIM IYKE'S PERSONA THROUGH THE YEARS. HE CASTS THE APPEAL OF THE VINTAGE PLAYBOY ALWAYS WANTING A SHRED OF THE PRETTY GIRL HE SEES.
MOST GUYS HATE PLAYBOYS BUT MOST GUYS WANT THE PLAYBOY'S GIRL.
KNOWING THAT THERE ARE LIFE'S MYSTERIES AS, WHAT MAKES THE SUN RISE UP IN THE MORNING, WHAT KEEPS ME AS I SLEEP?
WHAT MAKES PEOPLE GROW AND DIE? WHAT KEEPS THE MOON FROM FALLING?
MY GOOD SENSE TELLS ME THERE IS A GOD SOMEWHERE. ONE'S BELIEF OR UNBELIEF CAN'T STOP HIM FROM EXISTING.
HE IS THERE.
WHATEVER JIM EXPERIENCED THERE, I WISH HIM WELL IF IT IS FOR THE GOOD OF HIM.
AND, I DON'T THINK JIM WILL PUT UP SUCH STUNT FOR WHATEVER GAIN?

Okija_juju:



OP...


Jesus was not 43 when he got screwed or nailed. (kai.. Both sound dirty)..

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THOUGH WE MAY FREELY POST COMMENTS THAT ARE MIND BENDING IN THE NAME OF CREATIVE LIBERTIES...OKIJA, YOUR ADULT SENSE SHOULD TELL YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BECOME BLASPHEMOUS. SOMETIMES I SHARTE YOUR WIT BUT, THIS VERY PICTURE OF CHRIST YOU POSTED MOCKS THE XTIAN ESSENCE. I TAKE SOLACE IN THE FACT THAT I WONT BE THERE WHEN YOU ARE JUDGED.

WAIT O. WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THOSE MISCHIVIEOUSLY OUTRAGEOUS OUTSTANDING BILLS BY PHCN?
DEM GIVE ME 50K LAST MONTH AND I PAID 4K TO CARRYOVER.
I HOPE THEY WILL CANCEL THE CARRYOVERS. THAT NA HAPPY INDEPENDA BE DAT.

yuzedo: is she a fish??

op bro just be a nice guys, make sure to hansome urself, smell nice wit good pefume, leave in a goood area like banana iceland or eko atlantick and bro truss me u will see a tread on NL "5 way to catch ur dream sweet man". truss me it work erytime for me. tenk.

YUZEDOOO...ABEG, WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS ON BANANA ISLAND?
I LIVE AT THE END OF THE STREET AND THE BABES THERE KNOW ME.

I'M REALLY BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THIS BISHOP.
EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS OWN KIDNAP AND RELEASE SSOUNDS SO FISHY.
WHY HIS OWN DIFFERENT?