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Ok sir

jerseyboy:
That one matter don pass #panama. E don reach Kuje

Congratulation from the narration of your dream u will be made ether first minister of black market but in year 5023

talktonase:
i had a dream yesterday that i was in a queue at conoil opp nnpc central area for four days only for me to wake up with an empty jerrican in my hand this morning.pls someone should interprete this dream for me.

No Nigeria senate president next

jerseyboy:
British PM next

Politicians and lies is like bread and butter, just last 2days I saw in the news a queue of generators in queue in a petrol filling station in the state capital

Oga calm down BURATAI Is still the army chief

abuayman:
Nonsense. Don't free Zakzaky, Let's see what will happen. Idiots

Op what of petrol that is now 300 per litre instead of 86 Naira per litre, this one don pas milking.quote author=denko post=44572822]
RICE
Buhari Price 14000 2,380,000,000,000.00
Previous Price 9000 1,530,000,000,000.00

collected by buhari from the masses 850,000,000,000.00
Then multiply by 2 bags per year 1,700,000,000,000.00

GROUNDNUT OIL
Buhari Price 1400 238,000,000,000.00
Previous Price 1000 170,000,000,000.00
Then multiply by 2 bags per year 68,000,000,000.00

And many other Product, these how Buhari is milking us dry, no one is spare[/quote]

Mr lai Nigerians are already seated in a one chance bus and the driver of the bus is a hits and run driver.

Ok pastor, since you said most of the people preaching are fake that means you are one of the most.

Loving someone that doesn't love you back is like going to the airport waiting for a ship

FreeBSD:
Yes..

There is nothing like love.. Love is a mirage. A fake.. an illusion. Pathetic hallucinations of the inner lusting mind.

If you love... you shall be heartbroken because you won't get what you expect as love is fake.

Love is a fraudulent crack used to mask lustful desires of men. Why do men cheat in marriage? I thought they loved their wife Its because they use that love as a scam to have the wife for sex then when she has wash finish.. it fades away and they desire another. Same with women... women use love as a scam to extort from men.. they use u and cheat on you.

Love is a fake! Love is crap!

Love, is a LIE!!

#FreeBSD

Mtswww that is not the problem of Nigeria right now.

Madam is that y u are typing in yoruba

BreketeMind:
Modz, i kno say una hand fit don dey for ban button. make una no ves. na sleep i dey when i type am. & again, u kno say, dis my mumuness fit help comot some ves wey join fuel wahala.

Madam is that y u are typing in yoruba

BreketeMind:
Modz, i kno say una hand fit don dey for ban button. make una no ves. na sleep i dey when i type am. & again, u kno say, dis my mumuness fit help comot some ves wey join fuel wahala.

Game off politics ko game of deceiving ni

zico530:
Can we easily forget this? Or should we say it is all in the game of politics? Should we call it political strategy or what is your view?

Sorry Egbon here in daura fuel is 86 Naira no queue

vicstar:
nawaooooh, fuel now 300 per litre

No no no no Egbon abeg no gree they speak the same language with the police that is lying

@op buhari should step down from were? Please explain to me in Brazilian language

Yes oga GEJ we need u to teach buhari how to solve fuel problem in Nigeria

Newsbreakers:
The immediate past president, Goodluck Jonathan on Friday declared that in spite of the fact that he lost his office as president to the All Progressives Congress (APC), he still has a lot to offer Nigeria.

Jonathan was represented at the event by a one-time Minister of State for Works, Prince Dayo Adeyeye, who explained that he was unable to attend because the award ceremony clashed with Dr. Alamiyeseigha’s burial.

"He sent his unreserved apology particularly to Uncle Sam and to the management of Vanguard newspapers” Prince Adeyeye said.

“He has asked to me also congratulate his fellow recipients particularly President Muhammadu Buhari and other recipients.

"President Ebele Goodluck Jonathan is a man of history and I believe that whatever we are celebrating now is not the final verdict, we will leave that to history because all these emotional things that we display, when a man is in office or after leaving office, are better judged by history.

I believe Jonathan will be given a better verdict by history.

“He says I should tell everybody that he is not yet finished with his good works in Nigeria, he has left office but he is not tired and therefore, he said I should announce to this audience that very soon, he will be launching his foundation.

"That foundation will enable him to render services, not only to the people of Nigeria but to humanity.”

Jonathan’s Acceptance Statement

“I thank the editorial board of Vanguard newspapers for honouring me as their Personality of the Year 2015. I believe that the people of Nigeria are more deserving of the honour than me. I am thus dedicating this award to my countrymen and women, may God bless Nigeria.”

Nafdac agents where are you?

Attention attention nairalanders, Ameachi nairaland spoke person has spoken gbam Lobatan.

ddippset:
amaechi did all these things for 8 years. Today amaechi is on the presidential delegation to China. He would probably sleep in the best hotel in China and have a very tasty meal. Stop hallucinating about Amaechi on nairaland.

Haba wike I thought Ameachi will be given doc degree in rigging and failing from this uni?

Chai this daura kid in aso rock want to confirm is it water or petrol store inside

Mtswww nonsense boko boys so you think this is GEJ abi?

So he won't talk about fuel abi?

Instead of them to carry stones they are busy carrying useless placards mtswww

Dino melaye be like nonsense who told him we are here

@op go to the hospital u see them working as a doctor, that is Nigeria for you. Claiming is not what you read

Ohhh my God saraki again? saraki this saraki that,Justice Danladi I am running out of patients.

So that is y buhari did not attend FEC emergency meeting? busy putting his luggage together to fly out again

Another pa James in the making wale adenuga please take note

jubebaister:
My UNILAG female neighbor brought out things to wash and got a call. She left then on the floor in the compound and went to bring the person that called her.

I wanted to go out, but I saw dirty and kinda soaked white undie, I grabbed it hurriedly, I sniffed it bcs I suspect that she just had sex, because one macho boy just left her room. It was still in my nose when the gate was opened. I threw away the pant.

They shouted and I was embarrassed. The girl accused me of juju and created a scene. I was so ashamed of myself. Later I got the courage. I hala for them. After all I caught her so called born again roommate sniffing my clean boxer the other day. I simply told them I wanted to retaliate.

Do me I do u... But d gal said she wil report me to landlady. The landlady na my person. No fear. No shaking..
Her panties smell like Linda ikeji's smelling pucci.

(7) make sure you call and confirm before going out

Nairalanders Joseph daudu sarakis lawyer has been detected in nairaland

kenny987:
I think it will be sub judice to comment or speculate on this matter as it is still before the tribunal. Any attempt to interpret the proceedings under any light can be misinterpreted and amount to some form of injustice.

No doubt they are mostly thieves at varying levels but it is better for them to shelve their opinions and play whatever politics they want to within themselves.