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Memoirs of an average Nigerian girl. Add no value and demand the world! Little brats (both ajebo and kpako) that would have been chopping correct beating if they were married to Pete edochie

The long and short of your story is your inexperience in penetrating a girl you deflowered perhaps by fingering is making you want to breakup with her?

You must think number 6 is an odd number

Nigerian men are tired with Nigerian women and Nigerian women are tired of Nigerian men. Who will now marry who?

Op you must think number 6 is an odd number!

Who is the head of NASENI? Regardless I'm very sure his in-laws and relatives are interested and will be involved cos this man cannot just give somebody through pass to chop money.
If they can achieve it we will clap for them

The way Nigerian police dey lie ehn...infact I'm convinced one of lie Mohd's ancestor is a policeman/woman

This should help Nigeria sadly it'll only help the Nigerians sitting in offices where documents will be signed and approvals made.

The future they say is female. This is a welcome development

The logic behind marrying a Nigerian girl and taking her abroad baffles me. 99% of men will tell you is cos of soup and home cooked meals.
Well Esau sold his birthright for a morsel of bread so... I've concluded they're behaving like their father Esau

Empathy and sympathy is not a constitutional obligation!

Work wey buhari suppose do him never do na the one wey him no suppose do dey worry una! Mtcheeeew

Instead of this heediot to go and take care of his baby mama before she go get postpartum depression cos of denial. He's on twitter being foolish!

Omihanifa:
He forgot to add that there are terms and conditions attached

* The sperm must be healthy ( no STDs)

* no history of mental disorders, genetic or inherited diseases.

.* Donors must be around 18-55 yrs and should have had children of their own.

*Sperm donors usually undergo complete physical and genital examination including checking urethral discharge, genital warts and ulcers. The presence of any of these will not make the donor acceptable.

How can 18yrs have child of his own? Na raheem sterling?

I've heard the recording . I can't say for sure it's shekau. He said there was war within their factions and mentioned many were killed. He didn't mention names, at least not that I heard of.

I understand Hausa and Yoruba by privilege

Is this news? Is the man constitutionally obligated to be there?

Are you working for Sahara reporters?!

Work wey buhari suppose do him never do na the one wey him no suppose do you dey worry about. Why now?

Promiseibritam:
Oga Don Jazzy.....Tuale
wen u go Marry?
shabi u get the money Y U dy dulling

My broda when you don't have money you will feel like that's all you need to get married. Your gf will be cheating cos you don't have.
Then when the money comes and you get married to a new girl you will now discover she has no difference from any of your employees cos you done turn office. You will now think she's different cos she's opening her legs for you but at night when you want to sleep, you realize there's nothing special cos almost every other girl will open their legs for you if you spend the same amount you're spending on her!

Moral of the story is do what makes you happy per time and don't kill yourself!

How recent is this? I thought timaya used to have dreads then cut it. Maybe I just don't know much about him or perhaps I saw this in a vision after drinking my Jack Daniels many years ago

fuckingAyaya:
Is Buhari not supposed to be there live

To do what now?

The way una dey take buhari taya me! Work wey e suppose do him never do am, na the one him no suppose do una dey worried about!

Wait I'm not understanding this story! So the man was found guilty after investigations by the emirate and then govt said emirate should drive him from office? Or I'm not reading it well?!

Instead of govt to hand him over to police for further investigation and be charged to court they're driving a criminal from his assignments to go and retire in his family home?

The governor must be foolish

This heediot is still on twitter?

Lwkm Na wike wife give this judgement o forget the name you see as presiding judge.

Waiting for lie Mohd to come and discredit the judge.

We all know this is APC news but to face facts, atiku no try o... Imagine the idiot coming to campaign again. Anybody wey vote any of these old cargos no get sense

E be like say na NSA sheikh gumi moniker be this

Front page material

But who is looking at maybe burutai killed him?! Because he has been pointing all questions about the failure of the army to burutai. I'm just saying...

illicit:
And he just lost his boss, Shekau, some days ago o

Chai

This life sha

OMDs

NwaNimo1:
A. nother

P. athetic

C. onstruction


(Very Mediocre...)

But lets clap for them!

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(not me....... the zinc don begin rust self)

Omd

What is this fool talking about? People just come up with nonsense in an attempt to sound smart but are just foolish

GodHatesBigots:
Abubakar Shekau is not one person, he is many people. He surfaces in different places at different times according to the political climate. He is alive and well. It is a plan by terrorists in the Nigerian government and military to create the false impression that they are now serious about terrorism. They are not. It is a distraction from the genocide going on in the South East. It is a ploy to attract western support.

Abubakar Shekau is not dead. He is laughing his ass off somewhere while feasting on food and women. When the time is ripe his terrorist sponsors in the government will give him the sign and he will start to cause mayhem and chaos all over again. Things are calm now because his terrorist supporters do not want their terrorists in the army to fight on two fronts.

If you believe he is dead, I have just sold you a Ferrari for 2 Naira grin grin.

You really believe the fable that he blew himself up and committed suicide? LMAO - Kai Nigerians need more brain power. I mean how convenient, the only way the terrorist government can confirm his death is that he blew himself up - so no bodies to show.

Thanks.

My broda/sista it's only news and I've not said I believe anything. Some news outlets have said he was only injured and escaped with his followers. The only similarity in the stories we have heard was that a meeting for supremacy happened. I no dey meeting how I want know if na lie?
Also this thing about many shekau's which you have said...you must be one of those who believes there's a Sudanese in aso rock

This man has 9 lives we are still awaiting confirmation but apparently a lot of news agencies are beginning to report the same

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/462774-boko-haram-leader-shekau-dead-as-iswap-fighters-capture-sambisa-forest-report.html

I don't know how to feel about this news. If he's dead with the head of iswap faction then it maybe good news. Will a subordinate take over the reigns from them? Will they be reunited and be a stronger force?

I'm just sitting like Nigerian army waiting for confirmation cos we haven't seen the dead bodies nor can we ascertain what is being reported

Na girl matter no make this one dey bring better points for fantasy abi. I for sell am now but season done finish

The NSA has spoken

Laugh want kill me

Biden no just get sense! Him done strike deal with Iran and they are the ones who instigated this Hamas crisis.
Now he's telling Nigeria to free Shiite leader here. And this blinken wey yaya bello get sense pass Just dey vex me