₦airaland Forum

Merlissa:
S.W.A.G


Something We Africans Got!!!

Sis Nigerians in particular

we can package trash to become fashion.

all of a sudden I also feel like eating from a dustbin packer

MzPecs:
Them don chop belle full that's why!

True talk jor.

naa monkey way done chop banana full dey get time for rubbish.

if dem still get excess time make dem come go help me Q for fuel ohh because some of us get tins to do.

I tut I read on NL one other lady that just got back from the states after going to deliver this guys baby and how she said she has things for sale or watin she talk self.

so with all of the previous baby mama this one done park dey line up to join the Q.

naa wa ohh.

Underwear valued at 10000.

While mobile phone is 5000.

Oga ohh.

gurunlocker:
Lagos state need prayer.... Nigeria as a whole tho

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God does not answer the prayers which are the full responsibility of the Government.

When you have an irresponsible government who don't regard life as any thing then you want God to send angels to do the work of man.

I mean what for Christ sake is wrong with nigeria that is not the fault of a man some where.

I see containers falling every day on NL is it God that is to blame.

My brother let not spiritualize every thing.

God has played his part and he has given every human been free will.

We are the course of what we are doing to oir selves.

If all lagosians stand dir ground and beat any tralier driver that drives during the day then am sure the goverment will seat up.

Haha. Kilode naa.

Must people always die clearlessly in nigeria.

Can we learn from other countries.

And please for those who are informed on political matters i would like to what does it take to send an irresponsible governor parking.

Please.

If ambode is not competent let's take him out before every where in Lagos becomes a potential death trap.

Rubbish

Pidggin:
Now the whole world can see that it wasn't GEJ's fault

You spoke my mind exactly.

Gej had some set backs mostly because of the type of people he sourounded him self with but he was by far one of the best president this country will ever have.

Its been months since buhari and apc took over and to be honest with you i really cant see any major change anywhere.

All i see is pictures of him every where posing for the carmera.

The seeds we allow to go will soon turn into a big tree. I pray nigeria does not go into a major war that will be too later to handle by then.

All this people been killed everyday have families as well and any human that breeds hurt for a long time will become somethung else overtime.

From the abducted girls to the uncountable number of people been killed everyday.

And the thing other african countries dont know is that if nigeria is pulled down by terorist is only a matter of time before africa at large will feel the heat.

I remeber when i was in seconday school those days on the news every day we heard of bombings in the middle east and it was like a daily news that no one cared about it, and now years later the product of those wars are the once causing sleepless nights in euroupe and other parts of the world including africa.

I feel we need to really step up and hold the goverment totally responsible to the security of Nigerians in the north and all over the country.

Iranu post

BABANGBALI:
so biafra is just a mirage

It is ohh.

The once shouting every where are the once that dont have any major thing a stake.

Where a mans treasure is his heart will also be dir.

You are telling an igbo man to forget his treasury just like that. Haba.

The likes of the sudan that he mentioned, war had torn every treasure apart so it is easier for them to just let go.

So all the investment own by igbo men they will carry it on dir head abi.

(Please uche if u get car me i won buy nana and i get cash now na self.

And i need car parts like 5 containers.)

Tell that to any business minded Igbo man and see if he will not for get other matters sharp sharp.

[quote author=BABANGBALI post=40025961][
Nigeria would one day, witness the wrath of Biafra. Keep on with your atrocities. [/quoteDear Biafrans I support your struggle 100% but my problem is your
approach. I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can
assure you they will work out successfully. If you can unite and follow
the following steps then I can tell, welcome to the Republic of Biafra in
advance.
Quote
STEP 1: Withdraw all your services from Nigeria as you are the
backbone of the country.
STEP 2: Withdraw your kins men who are public office holders e.g. Ike
Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C
STEP 3: Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called
Nigeria.
STEP 4: Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very
industrious people, you will be better off without it.
STEP 5: Stop all forms of importation through the Nigerian sea port so
that Nigeria will crumble without your Tax.
STEP 6: Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria
to relocate home until this fight is over then Nigeria can beg them to
come back as expatriate.
STEP 7: Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano
main market and every other market even in remote villages across
the country.
STEP 8: Go beyond closing of the Niger bridge, stop all Nigerians
from buying or selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in
Aba.
STEP 9: Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians.
STEP 10: This fight can be achieved without Violence just like south
Sudan.
Finally, make sure you don’t fight it with weapons. Igbo kwenu!!! hey!.
What do you think of these suggestions; good for the cause of Biafra or
not?quote]

The love of money is the primary heart beat of an average Igbo man.

All you are asking is way too much for a man that puts money before every other thing so please it can't happen.

At least not in this time and age.

I just heard about this sad new some mins ago any my heart really bleeds for all the dead people sofar in the world and dir life cut short because of Islamic terrorist.

I wonder how the world would be if we never had Islam. But its just sad.

And all this is happening and not one word is been said from Mecca to condem all this evil act all over the world.

The only person I know that celebrates evil is the devil him self and if this is what some people celebrates and go as far as killing people for then it say a lot about where the source of islalm is from.

I hope muhameed is happy now and you have your vargins With you all on your way to hell.

Now I know why God really created the lake of hell fire because I don't know of any better place for such people.

As mtn Don dey run down with NCC drama.

Dey one sharp sharp acquire new customers.

One networks downfall is another networks blessing.

1gb way I dey pay 1500 for those days for my BIS na him dem dey sell now for 100 naira.

God is watching all this network operators in 3D.

I really can't wait for Judgement day

All this while since elections he is just wakeing up to his responsibilities.

Good morning sir, how was your night.

Please after apapa go back to your office and draw up a program of works for all you have to do to maintain what fashola started in lagos and do better self. Because Lagos is gradually going back to its old state under you.

All this posing for camera will not get work done.

Ask baba he will tell you.

Its really funny how fast pride can destroy any thing .

I am sure the coach is doing something wrong.

I am not a football follower but this matter has passed ordinary.

Na dangote naa.

Make him sharp sharp go repair the bridge naa.

I am sure it will cost him close to nothing.

As na him truck do the damage naa

This guy just killed me on twitter.


17h17 hours ago
Mr. Wrong ✋ ‏@BLAZE_theGREAT
If you carry MAGUN, N50 million to my family before service
N20 million inconvenience allowance
N30 million burial allowance

#LagosRunzboys


18h18 hours ago
Mr. Wrong ✋ ‏@BLAZE_theGREAT
Knacking with NEPA= N20,000
With GEN = N30,000

#LagosRunzboys

Haha.

All this mouth haba.

Is it not too much.

This one is way too much ohh.

Me self need private jet from mushin to ilupeju.

What is social media Turing into.

Honestly he lacks home training.

I am something.

I don't make any valuable sense when you read me any more,

I no longer give useful information to those that read me like before.

You easily get my attention once you have information that in the true sense is not news worthy.

What am I ?

A. NL travel section
B. NL politics section
C. NL Front page.
D All of the Above
E. NL Romance Section

To best explain let him stay in the coffin and they should take him 6 feet down.

We will all understand better that way.

Since the words from the pulpit is not enough.

Nigeria is like a book with many pages but the same content on each page.

Its just written in different ways but the same content.

If Nigeria really is to be free of corruption quote me any where, 90 percent of all the politicians we have ever had will be in jail by now.

We are not still ready to be honest with ourselves as a nation.

Some one please point me to a more informative thread where I can spend my hard earn data on something to better develop my self.

Lips

Like seriously

Yeye dey always smell sha

Please I honestly want to know what the requirement for Front page is on Niraland.

Because at this rate I think some topics that are highly irrelevant are the once that makes front page this days.

What does her lips have to do with front page now.

I think its time we know where the serious topics are because this front page is becoming something else oh.

iAmCharis:
And what or who told you that she has not and still give to the poor? You will be shocked to know how much she has spent on charity alone this year. No matter how rich you are, you can't help everybody. You can't even help everyone in your street not to talk of all poor Nigerians. Not because you don't want to.


When you taste money, you will reverse that statement @bolded

Please don't get me wrong I never said she or any one does not give to the poor.

I only expressed how I felt about the having cash enough and been a blessing to others period.

And for your statement in bold, I don't need to be that rich to understand when Solomon says its all vanity at the end of the day.

Again am not accusing any one but just expressing what I feel about been rich and the state/condition of the average Nigerian out dir.



Not any accusation that any one gives or does not give to the poor.

Tinu02:
Get ur fact ryt linda ikeji gives back to the society more than any other blogger why don't u just read about her ' I'd rather be self made'

My quote was never directed to her saying she does not help people.

Please read what I said and understand.

I am speaking about been so rich generally and after all the money, what else.

I never said she does not help any one.

I am just compairing the wide gap between the rich and the poor in Nigeria and how its the cause for some of the setbacks we have in our country.

To be honest I am happy for her and every other neighbour she mentioned in her post.

But moving forward Nigeria is full of people who die on a daily basis because of poverty, hunger, lack of shelter to mention a few.

I will not love to be so rich in the midst of poor people.

The question I always ask my self is what else.

After the big cars, what else.
After the big houses, what else.
After all the money, what else.

Nigeria needs a lot of help from us all.

I respect her because I know she is a hard worker and she has all the right to do what she likes with her money.

But the feeling of giving back and to help others is a feeling I don't think money can buy.

Congrats on your new mansion

Sorry please who is Funmi.

So every one that can bring dir nysc picture now is automatic front page abi.

If I should bring mine and I don't get front page

What happened in Rome in 15BC is what I will do on this NL

But come to think of it, I kind of know this dude beside her and he does not look like a picture of him 20 years ago cos this is what he looks like right now even in 2015.

Just saying

Yeye dey always smell sha.

How is this meant to help Nigeria solve BH.

Before you told her to come to your house what were you expecting ?

Quant:
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Hello. Please can I ask for a mail I can reach you directly on.

I am not sure if the mail you sent in the ad is your direct email.

I will want to ask some questions with respect to your post above.

Thanks.

You can reach me via mail (yems002@yahoo.com) if that's fine.

Regards

Before nko

Ministerial list don turn admission list.

Am sure my name will come out with the 3rd list.

Please where can we read the full names.

If we waited this long I do hope not to see the names and get pissed of at first glance.

Cos this one that they said obasanjo was part of the people that recommended some names to him.

I am somehow worried