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Emyo: EmmyK, i will inbox your fb by 2pm.
We need to talk.
Ocgreen, Iaz and EmmyDo1 please I need you guys to please inbox me on fb please its urgent.

Ocgreen me don forget your fb name o, Ocholi? Ocheni? I swear I use 2MB find you tire on fb.

Guys we need to talk about a new glaring offer b4 us o.

Samhim abi sambas you are not invited.

why is my name not on the list?

In Benin City or in your village you call town? Here in Egor Local Government(Evboutubu), there have been constant power supply, at least 20hours each day.

Incredible.me:
Given the symptoms aformentioned, as a proffessional english gramatician i diagnosed you to have blunderanglococojitis and to treat your sickness i hereby place you on a 7hour recitation of A to Z, a 3hour reading of Queen's premier, a 6hour learning of yovr 2 and 3 letter word, a 5hour learning of the 8 parts of speech plus the indegious naija part of speech called "pidgination" and lastly 2hour 30mins devoted to the reading of the new advanced oxford dictionary. ALL SHULD BE DONE IN A DAY.
If you notice you have only 30mins left, this shuld be devoted to listening to my very own sing along english tutor. Do this for 4 months diligently then your come to jagbajantis english hospital located @ 12 ago palace way, isolo lagos for your brain enlargment injection and some red and yellow capsules for forgetfulness. By the time i am through with you Queen of england will bow, david camaron will remove tie, and obama will tuale 4 you. Just cum 2 me and your life will never remain the same.

*read and fainted*

importexpert: gtbank and many other banks are also accepted. it is just that u.b.a africard is more simpler and newbie friendly. most importantly in terms of flexibility the card stands out of the crowd.

Are you trying to say I've to open a new UBA bank account before I can start the importation business?

chistar01:

Firstly, its literally impossible for your english to "fade". I don't really. Know of a better word for you to use but there's no how you can twist the definition of "fade" that it would work in this context.

On a more serious note.
1. Try speaking in good english often, avoid pidgin as much as you can, as a matter of fact, don't speak it at all if you can.
2. Read read and read again. When I say read, I don't mean NL stories (except mine ), but foreign books, newspapers etc.
3. Think before you speak, asin before you voice out a statement mentally scan it for errors.
4. Avoid abbreviation.
5. If you use T9, auto correct etc to type, stop it because tools like that correct your errors without you even knowing its an error. If you must, type first. And when you are done, use a spell check tool.

I think that's all I have to say 4 now.

Thanks bro. I'm gonna buy more books (africa)

I really love the work of the 5th contestant.

Thread official hijacked by tribalists.

dustydee: Read, quit using abbreviations and keep learning from others.

I do all the above

Obinnau: who told you we are paid ?

You're a new mod, you should try to ignore some comment. The fact that you're not been paid does not mean other mods don't get paid. Infact, the last time I checked, Seun stil send 2500naira at the end of each year to his mods.

Please, help me o. Both my written and spoken English language is fading away. How can I get it back to normal? What could be the cause? Please, advise me.

What happened to her hips in those pictures?

Please, where can I get baking soda or power for teeth cleaning?

andymofia: what are you trying to clean in your tongue that you have to spend 30 minutes? do you have mouth odour?

I use more than 30 minutes. I wash my mouth more than twice every morning.

The title of this thread should be, "Dentist Thinks Chew Stick Is Better Than Toothbrush"
The so called Nigerian dentist never said in the post that chew quick is better toothbrush, rather, he said, "I think chewstick are better than toothbrushes" you can find it on the last paragraph.

yemi2plus: Might be paying this week. Just wanna ask, is it only UBA Africard that is accepted? What about GTBank and others banks cards?

Answer this question na.

Might be paying this week. Just wanna ask, is it only UBA Africard that is accepted? What about GTBank and others-

Non of the above. I prefer vagiinal oil

#iRepKSU The Home of Okpa

Nonsense

homesteady: If I drink two bottles unko?

You're on your own. OYO

Be it as it may, I'm quitting nairaland very soon

Deiok: Presents are usualy exchange between friends, as a sign of love.

Love is one of the complicated feeling in our environment today.

I returned back home from work today only to be informed by my mom that she brought the phone for me to help her do somethings. She later called saying she have nothing to do with me again, I charged the phone and put it on but I couldn't find anything thing inside, no bbm messages, no files, no contact just empty. Should I return the phone?

Update on the story

Madawaki01: me just enter 1 Igbo group on fb and tyed ”ojukwu is a coward” come and see e-war,chai!!

LOL. . . You nor fit try am for nairaland sha. Anyways, when I visit the forum this morning and e nor green work, I carry all my novels and begin read.

Deiok: At last, hours of boredom. Thank God for twitter alert.

you stil dey use that level?