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RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

when next would u be travelling?

Lisaflex:
Op u r a very patient person o... If i wer in ur shoes,d moment i realised he was doing dt on purpose, i would kindly ask him 2 stop it n if he doesn't, hmmmm....

are/were u a student of yct?

reporting live from Atanda Akinyemi street orile-agege Lagos.
INEC officials are yet to arrive.

DeeCherry:
Awww! sweetheart, I wud be honoured. when are we leaving?

2 days before the elections

how about a weekend together at the hidden beach sweet DeeCherry?

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sexyseun:
Am presently in love with my bobo in (Canada) and i have never met him before...

Now, the distance does not matter. I'm sure if it were Kaduna,P.H or Ghana, you would say you don't do distant relationships.

paschenko:
it has happened to me, met my current babe on facebook back in early May on Vanguard.com's comments box discussing about the Chibok girls. sent her an innocent friend request after going tru her comments on the issue, her comments were quite brilliant. she accepted the request after 2weeks. became g'mrni n g'evni friends, then by the end of july we were chatting regularly. we exchanged number mid-august and since then till date we talk on fone at least twice daily. She lives in Kaduna n me in Akwa Ibom. i most confess i never believed in falling in love with a woman i never met, but it happened with her, though she made the 1st move, visited me from kaduna early October n spent a week,i returned the favour from December 18th tru 24th when i travelled back to Uyo. i've never loved a woman d way i love my bae, am planning marrying her, even if she aint aware, planning to propose to her on birthday. i must confess it hasn't been easy completely shunning side chicks, but the Lord is my strength . So OP, u can love someone without seeing him/her....

Oya come and drop an e-offering for this glorious testimony.

Midehi:
yea it is crazy bt wen you finally meet him,it will now be madly in love...am a livin witness,love is sweet..bt wit d right person

Testimony Time! Let somebody shout halleluyah!

guess he's the only African on that list too. congrat Papilo

but that's none of my business.



Man Utd forever!

klem93:
welcome back to labour market with your smiles

I call it Favour market

agentofchange1:
Q5
b

ans = xarctan[(1+x)/(1-x)] - 1/2 ln | 1+x² | + C

Good morning bro! How was your night? Pls, mail me your contact, let's discuss business.

After the game Man Utd will be in the quarter finals. Am I right deecherry,debosola?

agentofchange1:
OK bro...

will post solutions asap..


but wait oo..how much you go pay me for. burning my MB....? lolz. ( just kidding ..never mind )

Oya mail me your number make I give you small change.

agentofchange1:
am not with pen/paper now.
Q3 put. u=7+sinx

du=cosxdx
dx= du/sinx

thus => $cosx/u *du/cosx

= $du/u = ln (u) +C

hence we have ln(7+sinx) +C . ...(as expected)
Q4.
A $sinxcosxdx

set u= sinx
dx=du/cosx

=> $u*sinx*du/sinx

= >u^2 /2 + C
= 0.5sin^2 x + C .

B. similarly

let t= 6x
dt= 6dx
dx= dt/6

=>1/6 $sint .dt
= -1/6 cost + C
= -1/6 cos6x + C .

C) guess the question is like this

x^2 e^(3x)

let's use integration by parts (I.B.P)

put u=x^2 ; du =2xdx

dv=e^(3x) dx ; v=e^(3x) /3

by $udv =u.v -$vdu. , we have

x^2 e^(3x) /3 -2/3 $ x e^(3x) dx..............(*)

again let's compute $xe^(3x)dx from. (*) above

set p= x. ; dp = dx

dq=e^(3x)dx ; q=e^(3x) /3

by $pdq = p.q -$qdp ,

we have xe^(3x) /3 - 1/3 $ e^(3x) dx

=>xe^(3x) /3. -e^(3x) /9 ..........(**)

putting (**) in (*) to get the final ans..

=>x^2 e^(3x) /3 -2/3 [ xe^(3x) /3 -e^(3x) /9 ]. + C

simply. further..
rest solution coming later... m not with pen/paper ...will use partial fraction for 1 &2 .

check Q5. are we to integrate or differentiate .?

Thanks bro Q5 is integration

agentofchange1:
OK..let's see if I can ...

or others can help out ..

Here

1. Integral 7x-4/2x^2-3x-2 dx

2. Integral x^3/x+1 dx

3. Integral cosx/7+sinx dx = In (7+sinx)+C

4. Integrate with respect to X
A. Sinxcosx
B. Sin6x
C. X^2 e^3

5. Y= sin^-1 (2x-1)
b. Y=tan^-1 (1+x/1-x)

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tpiar:
How come you were able to pull her pictures up so fast sweetie.

Were they saved on your computer before?

Yea! I've got her pictures on my phone. So,it didn't take me much time to get them.

Naijabams:
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Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye, The General
Overseer of Redeemed Christian Church of God
(RCCG), now has his very own customized Coke bottle.

The popular preacher posted a photo of his own drink, sending a thank you message to Nigerian Bottling Company makers of Coca-Cola.

He wrote: “Thank you Coca-Cola NBC for sending me
my own personal bottle shame I don’t drink coke. I
drink chivita icetea lemon and GrandMalt though. #
ShareaCokeNG.”

http://www.naijabams.com/forum/showtopic.php?id=8041

Got mine too

Katapot by Reekado Banks

prettyprettywow:
So guys, if you look like her or knows anyone that looks like her, please hurry up and apply. Who knows what will come out of it.

http://chynaduru..com/2015/02/kate-henshaw-look-alike-audition-in.html

I've got a friend that looks just like her.

MAYA! Where @ thou?

I was soo confident this didn't happen in Nigeria before opening this thread.

God bless Nigeria and all its inhabitants

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trisha01:
m jus hia to make front page

You're always on every thread to make front page. Make I no see you for my thread o!

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santos876:
I don change ma name t Godwin, I pas ma exam na Godwin...........ma gf must open 4me dis val Godwin.........she no go resist again na Godwin oooooooooooo

If she get belle nko? #Godstillwin?

nifemi25:
If I buy motor na God win, if I build fine house na God win. If marry fine girl na God win. If buhari win election na Godwin. #Godwin

Anything you win na #Godwin

biosepeter1:
The All Progressives Congress, APC, has raised the alarm that some people suspected to be agents of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, have resorted to underhand tactics, including the purchase of PVCs and the intimidation of some voters to seize their PVCs, in the wake of the recent postponement of the general elections.

In a statement issued in Lagos on Tuesday by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the party also said a company, Agro-Allied Communities Service Nigeria Limited, has been formed ostensibly to provide 50,000 Naira loan each to ‘empower’ women. It said, however, that anyone seeking to get the loan must provide her PVC as ‘collateral’, which is basically the essence of the establishment of the company that is supposedly a private concern but in reality a PDP front to mop up PVCs, especially in opposition strongholds.

APC said it is now getting clearer by the day what the PDP-led Federal government sought to gain by forcing the postponement of the elections for six weeks – which is to perfect their rigging plans.

The party warned those behind the abhorrent acts to desist from such tactics, which reflect the desperation by some people to hold on to power at all cost, even when it is clear that Nigerians have widely rejected them due to non performance, massive corruption and profligacy under their watch.

It also appealed to its members and supporters in particular, and Nigerians in general, not to sell their PVCs under any guise, saying that is the only power they have to effect a meaningful change that can ensure the deliverance of democratic dividends to them.

”Our members have alerted us to the fact that PDP agents have been operating in all villages between Kobape and Orile-Imo along the Sagamu-Abeokuta Expressway in Ogun State, giving 10,000 Naira to each poor villager and collecting their PVCs. The PDP agents are also promising each villager a monthly stipend of 10,000 Naira if and when their party assumes office in the state.

”Indications are that this objectionable PVC mop-up is being replicated in all opposition strongholds by the frenzied PDP, hence we at the APC have decided to alert the nation to the reprehensible act,” APC said.

The party also said that some Immigration personnel, acting under the guise of arresting illegal aliens with voter cards, are dispossessing a lot of unsuspecting locals in the northern part of the country of their PVCs. These unsuspecting people are arrested and their cards seized, all in an attempt to disenfranchise them.

Presidency bitter with Jega for excusing elections postponement on security chiefs
”This act of desperation is totally unacceptable and must stop forthwith. Every voter should be allowed to exercise his or her franchise in accordance with his/her conscience, without intimidation or inducement,” it said.”We hope this is not part of the reasons that the PDP relentlessly campaigned for a postponement of the elections, so it can engage in PVC purchase and the disenfranchisement of innocent Nigerians through harassment and intimidation.”


http://dailypost.ng/2015/02/10/pdp-buying-pvcs-n10000-apc/

Lol! So APC fit complain. They started this game na! Two of their agents accosted me when I went for my PVC collection. They offered me more of what they claimed PDP did.
The both parties are not worth voting for. I wish Nigerians could ignore both parties and vote another party.

Mavin records singer Korede Bello is currently rocking the airwaves and has finally revealed his inspiration for his current hit song, “GODWIN”.



The Mavin Record singer is currently experiencing a good start to the year with his single, ‘Godwin’, enjoying massive acceptance in the country and he revealed his reason for making the song.

“It’s a personal philosophy of mine to do my music, to make people happy, joyous and feel better. That’s the reason why I think I’m a musician. So yeah, it’s kinda like the drive (for the single).”

“The love is massive, the love is mega. I’m really grateful, thank you for loving ‘Godwin’. God will win on your matter.

Korede Bello has within the past year, grown in recognition and status, gathering a huge followership which he has tagged ‘Bellovers’.

He also advised them all to believe deeply in his song.

“Keep believing in that phrase ‘God win’, that statement right there. No matter what happens, no matter what goes on, God will surely win on your
matter.”