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Twaci
Lurlah2014
Tohpahz
Sandranaub


Cc NLjega

ej77:
Congrats my brother. That is d hand of GOD.

hand ke? it is the whole body of God.

I vote

Twaci

Tohpahz

Lurlah2014

cc NLjega

winetapper:
No sauce and the side of bash isnt the drivers side

u meant source?
check his instagram page for dat

A car smashed Bovi's car last night while returning from his office. Fortunately for him, he only sustained minor injuries but his car was seriously bashed. see pics below.

Before nko? were u expecting them to still hang around u?

Adaobi12:
Jesus take the wheel by Carrie underwood.

it has been on repeat for weeks now.
Break every chain by tasha cobbs
we cry Abba father by Chris Morgan
God of second chance by Juanita brynum.
like an avalanche by hilsong
All I need by Meredith Andrew.
these songs and many makes me feel His presence around me.

nice choice of songs...I still led tasha cobbs 'break every chain' in my church 2day.

Luedave:
What a great day in Oando filling station at ile-epo, agege, lagos.... I bounced out of my house at around 11a.m in the terrible heat in search of fuel, and after trekking up to a mile and visited eight filling stations, i landed in HELL...

Yes i called it hell because it was a very big battle ground as every buyer fought to get served... Hundreds of buyers were beaten for misbehaving by the MOPOL and SOLDIERS in charge...

I recorded over 28 fight videos but too bad i can't upload them here... Even the MOPOLs fought With Soldiers... It was fun as i 'gisted' political issues with many people and scoped the beautiful ladies on the queue.... To see how bad we Nigerians are, the branch manager was beaten by a soldier for filling four 50 litres kegs of petrol and kept in his office to sell for those interested in black market....

Bro! I was there too o! spent 2hrs there then I left for the fuel station before Iyana-Ipaja along Ipaja-Agege road opposite Government college. I eventually got fuel 10pm after 5hrs on the queue.

Reporting live from WARD 11 UNIT 013 Atanda Akinremi street, orile-agege Lagos state.


Report: we are currently experiencing low turn out of voters today.
INEC officials arrived at exactly 7:20am and accreditation commenced at exactly 8:00am.
Roughly 70 people have been accredited so far

borehole?

tohpahz:
lolzzz. Well she lost d feelings na.. wat can a gal do..
Kpele iyeh..

Lmao. how cud she have lost it. she was careless nnni.

I'm over it anyways.



BTW, if that's u on ur dp, ure a fine geh....xpeciali dose eyes. *no comment*

tohpahz:
I no know for am oo

should I say yours is good.

my ex told me she stopped having feelings for me. a girl that wud always say "Yemi, I don't wanna lose u. I wudnt take it if it happens"

tohpahz:
Evening yall!!
And so i made a comment on a thread about break up..
And i remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, i just had to smile..

He said. " amy,i have to break up with you because i want to serve God more and i can't do that with u"

Lolzz.
So, share any break up line that was funny to you,lets have fun!

Cc. Bobopupa
Falconey
Dharay99
Orijin101
Wristwatch
Hobowobo
Lala247
Kinglekan

lol. some guys sha! when ure not MAMMON

I was here

SaiBuharii:
Is champagne bad?

lol. no it isn't

as long as these lines dey

"Korede Bello don jazzy again o"

"omo olope"

"mega super star o"

"oh na na"

"See we go pop champagne today"

it's worldly

and by the way, GOD dey lose before?

missdebs:
guys be taking lesson notes on charlesnneji's thread...lol

I soo love your eyes and lips....we wud make pretty babies.

let me also be the first nairalander to wish you a Happy Birthday. God bless ur new age.

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Love your self first before you love any other person.

cocokiller1:
Lol
inside church again?
I jst tire 4 d people wey invite am
but sum churches do pop champagne...I suspect pastor bling bling church

what this world is turning too ehn!
I wonder what happened to the likes of Sonnie badu,mike Abdul. it's a church for crying out loud.

anyways, that's their own.

cocokiller1:
after Godwin dat is quite manageable ,him go come sing its cold outside followed by african princess nd den 123
y ddnt d church invite a gospel artiste instead
na money matter so make dem free d boy



Lol
can imagine hw d godwin started
korede bello
its don jazzy again
omo lope
doromegasuperstar
oh na na
I don change my name to godwin

You know the part I'd be waiting for?

"see we go pop champagne today cos godwin o"

biditune:
now!!!!!!! am lost

God will find U

C.U students are the best dressed students. I've visited that school a whole lot. I also love how they speak with their campus shuttle drivers.....mehn! them get respect.

I'd pick Unilag too, they gat it.

Yaba left victims everywhere.

#thankGodbabaishere

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Vickybee:
Keep studying us, you'll never graduate.

lol. I'm convocating this friday

Ishilove:
This one is small. When i was serving in Ondo state, I asked

Question: What Is Heat Period In Animals?

The Student Answered: Heat Period is when male and woman come together for joiking.

in Wasimi?

hilarious indeed

Sai Herrera!

kitnah:
What's so bad in all this??

If you love her,you will do it

happy birthday miss!

FUNNY MESSAGE TO BUHARI‪#‎BabaNowThatYouA‬reThere (trending)

(1) Don't come-up with 36-pointagenda. Just give us Light andsecurity. Others will fall in place

2) Replacepetrolsubsidy

3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle it.

4) Baba, d numberof fishin each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8in 1999. Please do something about it.

5) Shutallborders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed toescape to Cotonou.

6) Don't Use 1billion Naira toEat.No Be Food We Say Make U Go Chop.

7) Jobsforgraduates and Please arrest that lady that says yourcall credit is low please recharge!

Stop jumbosalary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civilservant 2discourage rogues from our politics.

9) Don'tuse all our money to buy shoes and private jets. Useur oldmilitary boots and okada ifnecessary.

10) Let there be electricity, we don'twantto be hugging transformers.

11) We want NTA to beclear like CNN, BBC, Al-Jazeera and so on.

Nigerians won't kill me....pls add yours

Lisaflex:
Nah... wot's d full meaning of yct?

yabatech! the background of ur p.pic looked like that of yct's chapel path.