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EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by yemstok(m): 2:39pm On Oct 14, 2014
brainy02:
absolutely
Thanks sir! But this candidate didn't make it to 180 in Jamb. That means she's ineligible to apply?
SportsRe: Any Mathematical Chance For Nigeria's Qualification To AFCON 2015? by yemstok(m): 12:10pm On Oct 14, 2014
Mathematical chance kor! Biological chance ni!
EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by yemstok(m): 10:34am On Oct 14, 2014
brainy02:
The change of course form is on sales now..... Courses Available for Change
of Course
B.SC(ED) (ART EDUCATION) FULL
TIME
B.SC(ED) (BIOLOGY EDUCATION)
FULL TIME
B.SC(ED) (BUSINESS EDUCATION)
FULL TIME
B.SC(ED) (CHEMISTRY EDUCATION)
FULL TIME
B.SC(ED) (COMPUTER EDUCATION)
FULL TIME
B.SC(ED) (HOME ECONOMICS
EDUCATION) FULL TIME
B.SC(ED) (INDUSTRIAL TECHNICAL
EDUCATION) FULL TIME
B.SC(ED) (INTEGRATED SCIENCE
EDUCATION) FULL TIME
B.SC(ED) (MATHEMATICS
EDUCATION) FULL TIME
B.SC(ED) (PHYSICS EDUCATION)
FULL TIME
ND (AGRICULTURAL & BIO-
ENVIRONMENTAL ENGINEERING)
FULL TIME
ND (AGRICULTURAL TECHNOLOGY)
FULL TIME
ND (BUILDING TECHNOLOGY) FULL
TIME
ND (HOSPITALITY MANAGEMENT)
FULL TIME
ND (INDUSTRIAL DESIGN - FASHION)
FULL TIME
ND (INDUSTRIAL MAINTENANCE
ENGINEERING) FULL TIME
ND (LEISURE & TOURISM) FULL TIME
ND (METALLURGICAL ENGINEERING)
FULL TIME
ND (POLYMER TECHNOLOGY) FULL
TIME
ND (PRINTING TECHNOLOGY) FULL
TIME
ND (QUANTITY SURVEYING) FULL
TIME
ND (STATISTICS) FULL TIME
ND (SURVEYING &
GEOINFORMATICS) FULL TIME
ND (TEXTILE TECHNOLOGY) FULL
TIME


For those that would be willing to do change of course, i would advice you do proper consultation before chznging anything so u dont do more damage than u hv already......

for enquiry and form collection do reach me on 08189218421
Mr Brainy02, can a candidate with aggregate score '40' apply for the change of course to Textile Technology? Pla reply asap.
Music/RadioRe: What Are The Most Played Songs On Your Phone? Here Are Mine by yemstok(m):
1. Read all about it III BY Emeli Sande
2.Anywhere is BY Enya
3.Wild Child BY Enya
4.I'm with U BY Avril Lavinge
5.Be myself BY Chidinma
6.Behind these hazel eyes BY Kelly Clarkson
7.I was here BY Beyonce
8.Smartphones BY Trey Songz
9.Dream come true BY Lagbaja
10.Everyday BY Phil Collins
11.Greatest Love BY Whitney Houston
12.I believe I can fly BY R.Kelly
13.How Long BY Lionel Richie
14.Impossible BY Shontelle
15.In your eyes BY 2Face
16.Let somebody love you BY 2face
17.Always be my baby BY Mariah Carey
18.My boo BY Usher&Alicia Keys
19.Questions BY Asa
20.Rehab BY Rihanna


More coming soon
RomanceRe: Amazing Pick-up Lines. by yemstok(m): 12:04am On Oct 11, 2014
*Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

*If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

*For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me

*If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by yemstok(m): 11:09pm On Oct 10, 2014
Smartphones-----Trey Songz
FamilyRe: What Was Your Nickname As A Child? by yemstok(m): 4:00am On Oct 03, 2014
I was called "little prof" cos I love reading my books almost everytime. When I return from school, I'd immediately grab my books and start reading/goin through what I was taught for the day. I'd ignore my food till I'm satisfied with studying.
I'm happy it paid off today.
EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by yemstok(m): 9:54pm On Oct 02, 2014
Mr. brainy02....is the change of course application on?
RomanceRe: Guys Gisting: Would You Marry A R.aped Girl? by yemstok(m): 11:30pm On Sep 30, 2014
I would marry her a hundred times over if I loved her. She was molested and not out of intent.
I'd cherish her for opening up to me cos if she hadn't, I wouldn't have known.
EventsRe: As October 1st Approaches, How Will You Celebrate This Great Country? by yemstok(m): 7:46am On Sep 30, 2014
I'd be @ an half marathon praise concert 9am-9pm.
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Wooed You, Share Your Experiences by yemstok(m): 10:37pm On Sep 29, 2014
debosola: Hmmm! And u didn't tell me about this one o! Oya come and finish it jor! What happened next?
I'm sorry sweetie, it escaped my mind ni....pay no attention to it. It's in the past.
And u wudnt wanna hear the rest of the story.
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Wooed You, Share Your Experiences by yemstok(m): 10:33pm On Sep 29, 2014
ShagariAbacha: Grenade.
Bruno mars's? Or the real Grenade?
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Wooed You, Share Your Experiences by yemstok(m): 11:36pm On Sep 28, 2014
chibwike: wow...lol..u bad gan..badt guy
And I no bad o! I swear!
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Wooed You, Share Your Experiences by yemstok(m):
Back in school then, there's this beautiful lady we attended the same fellowship W.C.F. Everytime we had morning devotions/bible study, she'd always wanna sit with me, she'd ask for my pen,borrow my bible when she had hers. I knew what she was up to but kept my cool. When she realized I was an engineering student, she was soo happy and demanded I would take her MTH tutorials. I couldn't disagree cos she was irresistible.
We fixed a night class the following week...the class we used was very scanty of students, we got started with Laws of indices,logarithm and the likes sha. I realised when I explain a particular law to her, she'd pretend she didn't get it. She wud want me to repeat the explanation cos anytime I do that we make eye contact..me I knew what she wanted.
To cut the story short sha, after 4 night classes. She told me that she'd want a change of location. She said she wasn't comfortable with the class we were using, we changed the venue to a more scanty class..on the fifth tutorial, we had a very long one(na teach I teach am o), she was sleepy and asked if she could sleep. I was like 'sure, u shud rest now' I was shocked when she demanded she'd place her head on my laps.
Who was I to say NO? My laps served as her pillow for the night. She slept comfortably. That wasn't shocking enough. When I was seeing her off to her hostel, she stopped and told me she appreciates me for being there, her exact words "I appreciate u so much for being there. I love how u take me MTH, u made it seem so easy. I knew uve got something special when I first saw you. I love you..I want more from U" and she gave me a big,long hug. Then I took over from there....

I'm gonna stop here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by yemstok(m): 5:59pm On Sep 27, 2014
debosola: Lol! U can do better!

90% of chelsea fans in my area are Touts, Danfo drivers, concentrated illiterates. There's an old and haggard man that supports Chelsea, everytime he goes to watch chelsea play, he'd buy the biggest bottle of Chelsea gin and wud drink himself to stupor, he vomits @ all times..Chelsea fans in my hood are just irritating and I know most of dem are like dat everywhere.
U inclusive, makkitush. Ur comments are always harsh...not surprised though cos ure a Chelsea fan and it's normal.

But we man Utd fans are full of beautiful, responsible and handsome dudes,damsels..we are cool.
An example is the first citizen of Lagos state, Fashola, he's damn responsible. Missberrypop5 too, she's beauty itself, yemstok, he's cool and cute.

I know there are other cool united faithfuls here.
God bless u sweetheart..a sweet response from u.

Thank God someone else has noticed mr makkitush's harshness. A lady for crying out loud!..bros, take am easy...no one is getting paid for hating.
Just hate with consciousness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by yemstok(m): 5:39pm On Sep 27, 2014
yemstok: Thank God we won today....Man Utd can make person shiver fa! All d same, 3points bagged..2 ahead of liverpool. We are getting there.

Missberrypop5,debosola,Cherieb2...my united damsels. How do we celebrate this victory?
Aiit dearies, I'm on the Ijebu garriumSulphate with Amarone wine from mexico...red meat too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by yemstok(m): 5:21pm On Sep 27, 2014
Thank God we won today....Man Utd can make person shiver fa! All d same, 3points bagged..2 ahead of liverpool. We are getting there.

Missberrypop5,debosola,Cherieb2...my united damsels. How do we celebrate this victory?
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by yemstok(m): 6:57pm On Sep 26, 2014
Smartphones by Trey Songz
RomanceRe: How Does A Rich Young Guy Attract A Humble, Respectful And God Fearing Woman? by yemstok(m): 12:33am On Sep 25, 2014
Lol! NL girls have suddenly become Humble,Respectful&God fearing. That's the power of money.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed. by yemstok(m): 11:11am On Sep 24, 2014
O.p too much of nollywood is hazardous to your brain. Pls reduce the rate at which you see dem.
RomanceRe: Girls: Can U Marry A Man From Same Poor Background With You And Why? by yemstok(m): 10:52am On Sep 24, 2014
I'd just pretend I'm poor/like an ordinary guy for a while just to see if she wud love me for who I am.....I wouldn't want her to fall in love with ma money instead. Then afterwards, I'd let her know my true worth.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed. by yemstok(m): 10:38am On Sep 24, 2014
So? What advice do you need? Ure not being clear enough.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton: Capital One Cup (1 - 2) On 23rd September 2014 by yemstok(m): 11:34pm On Sep 23, 2014
missberrypop5: eiyah, makkitush, so you're a known man utd "jealouser" good. #drink otapiapia tongue we better pass shellsea draw draw soup.
Dnt mind him jare. Just leave him be
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton: Capital One Cup (1 - 2) On 23rd September 2014 by yemstok(m): 11:31pm On Sep 23, 2014
missberrypop5: my twin bro laugh me soteh i begin cry. When the match ended i called him and gave him a large box of laughter grin
Lol! He was even bold to pick the call....serves him right.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton: Capital One Cup (1 - 2) On 23rd September 2014 by yemstok(m): 11:22pm On Sep 23, 2014
missberrypop5: Arsenal fans how una deh? cool
Arsenal fans went agog when man utd lost to leicester...I was like 'Karma ain't loyal o, wen it catches up wif u ehn' I didn't know it would be this soon.'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton: Capital One Cup (1 - 2) On 23rd September 2014 by yemstok(m): 11:14pm On Sep 23, 2014
missberrypop5: Shellsea best ko. If i hear.
Leave makkitush alone jare, he's a big time Man Utd hater.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Advise To Girls Who Bleach Their Skins?? by yemstok(m): 3:20pm On Sep 23, 2014
They should keep at it cos it's irreversible. Also, they've got nothing to lose cos they are already looking brighter than their future.
PhonesRe: Glo Back As Nigeria's Second Largest Operator –NCC by yemstok(m): 9:25am On Sep 23, 2014
tspun: i have used all networks. I still crown glo the best among all. Those saying glo has crappy network, i quess you leave in forest.




Still flexing my 3gb for just 1k. Which could be more beter?
See this one. Agege,Iyana-Ipaja are forests abi?
PhonesRe: Glo Back As Nigeria's Second Largest Operator –NCC by yemstok(m): 9:22am On Sep 23, 2014
Liability: is it still working? How fast is it?

Please reply
I advise u ask around your hood if their signal is okay before you port to glo. Else,u wud regret it o.
PhonesRe: Glo Back As Nigeria's Second Largest Operator –NCC by yemstok(m): 9:18am On Sep 23, 2014
donbenie: True talk..what's the use of free MB if you can't use it..
Abi! Their service is crap...their 3G network in my area is no match to etisalat's 2G. I cdnt wait for my subscription to expire b4 I ported to etisa. I sacrificed my 2.8GB data cos it was just damn annoying.
PhonesRe: Glo Back As Nigeria's Second Largest Operator –NCC by yemstok(m): 7:09am On Sep 23, 2014
It is only Glo that will give you free MB and take network signal from your phone. How you wan take use am?
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by yemstok(m): 10:44pm On Sep 21, 2014
E don red for you/U don enter am........You are in trouble

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