I wish it was a threat! Quit being so foolish and tell the girl there's someone else. Why the hell is she waiting for you?! For crying out loud!?!? You deserve to be dumped wonderfully, beautifully and painfully.

obowunmi:

I couldn't understand anything written in that text ---- yikes! People's writing skills suck.

Took me a while to read it too!

Ms. Potato:

Oh Lord. . . ive done so many things that i can't even remember but he is worth doing all those things cause he has burdened himself many times because of me and has ended up in many troubles because of me so he is worth it!

Just would tell u one. He had alot of assignments to do and he had work as well so the whole day he has been working alot and leaving his assignments thinking that he could start doing it by midnight but he got so tired from work that by 1am he fell asleep, he told me h would set the alarm to wake up in an hour but when he got to bed, I switch off his alarm and I ended up doing his entire assignment till 6am

So that was one of it.

That's sweet. You are very supportive.

roymary:

Thanks You are not welcome!

dont deal wth fakes.   psssttttt

*slammed the door and went on a search for the real yeneks*

Hehehe, good luck with that! FYI, this is the real me!

Tingles:

I always feel like a wise man each time I read a dumb post.

The feeling is mutual!

Mr, Cork:

begged for punnny for 2 hours non stop, and then I cried!

Hahaha! You are really living up to your name! I'm crying!

BoboYekini:

am i the only one who finds this absolutely stinky,
uurghh

Don't worry, the feeling is mutual but what can we say? Apparently different people, different ways of expressing love

taosola:

@Yeneks, You have a very good point. It's left to one to delete or ignore silly comments and remove some nasty friends.

190:

YOU GUD

Thanks That's just the way I feel.

roymary:


Seriously, sorry dont be like that! if you were anywhere close to Lake Shore, Chicago, woulda been there to look for you this weekend.

George is a married man, dunno what the heck is doin over here.

Point taken. Thanks.

Stromae:

i think you have to look at your nigerian history books again. The year of Buhari was the last peak in Nigeria's life. I don't think you realize as things were consistently getting better under Buhari, it was IBB that overthrew him and brought in the SAP that finally crippled our economy. I am not saying Buhari is a saint or that he is perfect but just look objectively at history do not make the amateur and lazy mistake of grouping all military uniforms together. Ghana's Jerry Rawlings did pretty much the same thing as a military coupist of a 'corrupt' civilian regime and look how fast and well the country is developing now, till today he is still a NATIONALLY revered icon even after ordering the execution of numerous prominent corrupt ghanaians.

Thank you but I know all that. Trust me, I'm not grouping all military uniforms together, It's just my personal opinion that we need a change. I feel that what we need is a chance for fresh people with new ideas. I'm a teenager and all the years of my life, we've had presidents who had ruled before and i'm not blind to see that none of them effected a great change. Now that we have a chance of someone new, to propose new ideas, do you blame me for not wanting another ex-president to rule? I know my country's history but i'm tired of history repeating itself. You are entitled to your own opinion and I'm entitled to mine. Thanks again though,

9ijaMan:

If I were you, I'd abstain from contributing on threads where matured adults are having intellectual discussions. You complained about every single candidate and did not proffer a solution. Abeg go back to the babies section of NL to vent your frustrations.

And i'm being insulted because i voiced out my opinion, wow, please you are so mature, so worthy of emulation. I've read everything here and if you think you as a mature adult has proffered a reasonable solution then I'd rather remain a baby. If you think talking to me like that proves your maturity over me, then i really wonder who is the juvenile here.

George_D:

yeneks,
new things should be done in bed only.

Hahaha

roymary:


Your lips are so kissable,edible and able.

Thank you sir! looolz!

Pweety4me:

Aww 9ice

Thank you

enamaye:

all dis girls wey dey post silly coments abeg make una shup up jor.,d tin dey pain to dey see d man wey don blow your babe everyday its nt abt trustin her or nt. D best tin to do @O.P if u truely luv d girl change location my guy.

bobbyray:

invite your boss to the house, relaxx him down with ice cold beer and eran igbe, nkwobi, or asun.

bleep your girl while your boss watch,

u be mumu

Looooooolz! I'm so rolling!

Natasha,,:

did you not hear that he was kidnapped ? and please get serious if they kidnap you and ask for your fathers details won't you give it? Don't you know that giving such details will put the parents at peace at least they will know their son is alive and he has been kidnapped

My dear chilax, read it again. They kidnapped him after he opened his mouth. Thank God he wasn't completely stupid sha, kudos.

Really?!?! Wow, impressive!! We need to resurrect Abacha to campaign for the next elections. All those talking about experience, please give me a break! Most of the leaders we've had our old men who ruled at least twice in different eras! Please with all their experience, how great is the country now?!? Don't even use PDP as an excuse because that's just Bull! Nigeria does not need the likes of Buhari that could not effect a change before and think they can now. We need new people with different ideas. Right now, Johnathan and Ribadu are the best candidates. In my opinion, Ribadu is not ready, i'll definitely vote for him in the next 4 years and Johnathan would have just been great if he did not belong to PDP because unfortunately, that party is nothing to write home about, but Buhari, Never! Nigeria would not progress if we keep recycling these great grandfathers!

Congrats. I pray for your success,

hardbody:

Bash Ali did not need to be evacuated, he is in top form and could have jabbed his way out of trouble in Libya and because he is very fit, he will run 'across countries' into Nigeria, maybe we will pick him at Tchad/Bornu border or Sokoto.

OMG!!! Hahahahaha! I don die! Loooooolz!

Goodluck for president! Thank God, the most positive thing i've read today!

There's nothing extraordinarily smart about the boy! How can you be 12 and be so foolish!?!? You just met these men and you start opening your mouth?!?! That is very smart ohh, Thank God he took the passport though, if not i would have pronounced him world's most foolish son!

lagerwhenindoubt:

@OP you try, very good points let me list a few

1: Belonging to Chelsea FC when your mate belongs to Arsenal
2: "My-Pastor Says" Mentality in Women
3: Refusing Friday-Night out with the Boyz
4: Suspecting every house-girl working in the house
5: Moving Beer to bottom cabinet of Fridge instead of Top Cabinet for easy-reach
6: Waking up in the middle of the night claiming to see Vision "Let us pray" @ freaking 2AM!!

OH Lord! I'm rolling but this is so true!! Very nice thread!

Oh the nerve! Excuse me but haven't you slept with other girls? Yeah she slept with men but if she was faithful to you in the period of your relationship then I think you should think about it. So after sleeping with her, you are now worried that other men did to?? When you slept with her for the first time you did not think of the other men?!?! And wow, the girl too sha, first night, you guys already hit the bed dayumn. Anyways, her past does not define her future. If she has changed and has been faithful to you, then please think about it. If not feel free to tell her off and kiss your royal butt!

M M M:

licking her Womanliness when she is menstruate.

Errrm Mr are you ok? That's not love, that's madness! If you don't know, please know now! Coming from a lady by the way.

I just want my man to stand by me, support me, help me. I want him to trust me and me to be able to trust him. We should be best friends, He doesn't have to jump in front of a train for me, as long as he tells me when a train is coming, i'm good!

Ahn ahn? WTF?!?! A woman who wants to cheat will cheat, Facebook or not. Ok yeah, there are some ladies out there who use fb as a means to display stupidity but come on, if fb did not exist, won't they cheat elsewhere?!?! My fb is filled up with pics and comments, it's left for me as a responsible lady to ignore some fools, that's why you have ignore and delete and whatever.

kokoye:

I blame the girl for telling you. . . . .couldnt she see you're not matured enough to handle such?

You said she's no longer with your boss.

grow up. get her a new job and move apartments if you cant handle seeing him.

So true, she told you cuz she's mature and that's what grown women do. It's up to you to let your boss come in the way of your happiness or not!

WTF?? I'm actually mad at your wife. You married her not her family. She should be able to defend you in any situation, unless there's something you've not told us. You did not marry her against her will i suppose so what is this?!?! You should have slapped that last born for doing that rubbish. My man is my man, my family has no right to come and control my household, abi you no pay brideprice?!?! Please sir, have the courage to walk those people out of your house! If you've been respectful, you treat their daughter well and you love her then there is no reason on this earth for her family to treat you like shit!!! Please grow some balls!

Well, identifying that you have a problem is a good start. Let's be realistic, you telling your woman/man is gonna cause problems but it's necessary. Look for new things to do with your partner everyday. Even in bed, i mean especially in bed!

baby.me:

I just wanted to feel him in a different way

Dayumn! Wooow! Na wa 4 luv!

Carlosein:

Through his shite

Hehehee!!! Lmao! She loves her man!

It wasn't scary for me at all, I don't know why. I told my dad i wanted to do it, I will never forget the look on his face! I used the excuse that as a Med student, knowing my status was necessary, i convinced him to let the whole family do it, and we all did, Negative! I just felt you can't be living in ignorance. That's just me though.

Intrepid!:

Your animal-fuckin' mother

LMAO! @Topic, Nkiru but since she's not listed, Mercy Johnson! Dayumn she can cry! It does not do justice to her face at all!

Calabar girl!! I'm a calabar girl ohh but dat song, lord have mercy!! Disgusting song!

oweniwe:

i de vex mehn. Side passing and back passing don tire me. Mtchew!   
squad is too shallow. Imagine no central midfielder on the bench. 
and the boys are old jor! Ferira, benayoun, lamps, anelka should be sold o jare. Use the money bring in young players not more than 24 yrs old
and anceloti, . . make e go resolve the problem within his tech crew. If he plays this kind game again eh, make Roman sack am ASAP! 

Ermmm nt more dan 24 yrs old, what happened 2 Chelsea "has experience nd Arsenal lacks it cuz dey r too young". Up gunners nd Ramirez, kudos 4 destroying ur team!!