₦airaland Forum

OmoEpe:
Not Gingo but Jingo

am shocked also o.... Jingo from philosophy class, I will forever grateful to my school. amphitheatre block seat. not easy but worth it.


#love my school

Rayfield:
Becoming a Man encompases all the machoness and exertion of dorminance.
You have to understand people, mostly women psychology to thrive in marriage.
A Pregnant woman's emotion changes like a Clock. (If you are not patient as a man during this period, you may run away from your own house because of her emotional inbalance).
All through that period, as a man, you have to play along. Sometimes, instead of saying a dirct NO that can cause World War Two in your marriage, there are better ways to say NO without being direct. Just Agree to Disagree or just use your sense of humour and change the subject to something more interesting (example, "You're the most sexiest fair/dark complexion pregnant woman I have ever seen. This your biggy tommy is so romantic...".
Women love kind words that are True!

I learn this from my Mum and Dad when I was growing up.

you make sense Bro..... am dealing with one with bad mood swing during her period. not easy at all

Nwaohafia1:
The most stewpid of them all is the NIM. They will cajole you into enrolling into it with a promise that you will get the certificate immediately after camp.

thank God o, those people don dey disturb me with SMS

OluwaWizzy:
My PPA na better village ooo... God go help us

same down here... cool village if you're a low key dude. light and water is stable with cheap transport to my ppa. #nah only God o

good day guys.... hope we're all enjoying our PPA side.

am always surprised why people do such thing. My carpenter is owning the some amount for my rabbits cage business here. just watching the man in 3D.

Mustack:
thank god 4 duta whatsapp

smile... nice game tho

nairaland Bleep up today.... looking for.the scoreline since. same as livescore and the useless whatsapp soccer update

nice job
best happy birthday to jose

@irenosen22 hope you're enjoying your camp well..... this cold ehen

top of the morning guys..... how camp life

Fynestboi:

Congratulations Bro....

I hail dz dude oo... over 400k just like that boss. am here still thinking about how to get 20k for my rabbits cage o. God's really good.

Y0ruba:
If you live in Osun, outside of Osogbo, please share what other places cars ply in high numbers. And I’m not talking roads feeding interstate highways like Olaiya road in Osogbo, Moro road in Sekona & the liked. I’m speaking regular toads tjat cut through streets.

In addition, since these roads have been done tell us if there has been high traffic flow in your area and how it has attracted industries fo your vicinity that created jobs for your environment.

I’ll wait.

lovely point Bro...... from oshogbo dada estate side.

phizzle017:
Did you go to school at all? How in the world will good roads not add to to the purse and economic upgrade of the states? Like seriously I don't understand the sort of youths we have in this country now. Bunch of dead brains

no mind my brother o, if his still talking about the citizens standard of living now (salaries)

voucher:
When will stream 2 print call up letter pls?

Printing of call up letter starts on Friday

My friend said that Arsenal' hope of defending d FA cup didn't last 4-2 long...���

Dammysmart:
Original cert/statement of result, Passports photograph atleast get 8 (the 20 story was jes a hoax), photocopies of all documnts highlighted in the callup letter which is to be printwd nextweek and things of comfort for yourself. Note:any cardigan or cold containing wears u might wanna bring to camp must be white or else it'll be confiscated. Theres a list of all necesities spreading on numerous Nysc Batch B 17 groups on whatsapp.

ps: I am equally a stream 2 prospective corp member

if you want to be enjoying ur cardigan just bring pure white to camp. those soja' no go talk. you're 100% right. hold money well also

hinere:
BEWARE!!! HOW MY MEDICAL CERTIFICATE OF FITNESS WAS REJECTED IN CAMP

Just like everyone preparing to go to camp, i needed medical certificate of fitness. 2017 batch b stream 1 orientation course was around the corner so contacted one of these guys who sell fake medical certificate of fitness here on nairaland.
I paid the money and it was sent to me. When i got to camp, the nysc medical officials rejected it immediately. I started pleading and begging but all to no avail. Infact the more you plead, the more it annoys the officials. I began to wonder what the reason was but i couldnt understand. Should i call the guy i bought it from? Will he even pick my call? He should refund my money back....where the thoughts that ran through my mind... What was i going to do now?... time was running out . People where moving on to the other stages of the camp registration and i was still at the first stage. Before, i knew it they started rejecting some peoples medicals also
due to the same reason....FAKE! FAKE!! FAKE MEDICAL CERTIFICATE OF FITNESS!!!
The officials told us without it, we wont be registered. They later pitied us and directed us to a general hospital in the state where we had to start doing fresh medicals. I started interacting with the others and discovered we all did the same thing.....patronised fake medical certificate vendors....Time wasnt even on my side becos the deadline for camp registration was just 2 days. I was so unbalanced, stressed, sad, nervous, tensed and angry.
Will my result be ready in the general hospital before the close of registration? Will i miss my service because of this?...All these ran through my mind.
Since I wasnt the only one who patronised fake medical certificate of fitness vendors. We all had to start running around inorder to complete the medicals before registration ends. Mehn, it was a bad experience. From the hospital to camp was our route for 2 days straight. Luckily for us, the NYSC officials had to beg the hospital to hasten the process for our sake since we were much. That was how we were able to do the tests and get our results before the end of registration.
Had i known, i would have gone to a govt hospital and did things the right way before travelling.
PCM, please i beg you in the name of God, dont patronize these fake medical certificate of fitness here on nairaland or elsewhere. NYSC officials know about them and they take it SERIOUSLY. There are key these they look for in those certificate that they wont tell you. These key things are what differentiate the authentic from the fake. You wont even know until you get there. I would have loved to state those key things here but i wont becos of these scammers....
Please im begging you stream 2 like my brothers and sisters becos i dont want you all to go through what i went through. It was a bad experience.
I thank God i was able to go to camp, face the hurdles and come back safely despite all i faced during the first 2 registration days of my arrival in that state.
I have learnt my lessons the hard way.
A word is enough for the wise.

hmmmm... which is nysc medical official again. the only thing they're going to check well is your certificate / statement of results. nothing like medical official in my own camp o.

omo1:
PLEASE WHEN IS STREAM 2 CAMP SET TO START

I think by next week sha. .... printing of necessary documents.

Priest200:
Pls i need advice from well meaning and experience people here. I have not collect my statement of result from my school because of the non academic staff strike and this is required in camp ..pls is there any way out of this ...

compulsory o... they're going to check the signatures on it well also.

somehow:
Are the clubs owing not Nigerians? Nobi Nigerians dey there? Meaning if anything is to be fixed, na Nigerians go need fix am. I don't complain when I ain't ready to go fix it. Complaining without working towards fixing it is a lazy man's way of solving problems.

When last you went to watch any of our league matches? The more people at the stands, the less the violence because the govt will take security serious but when the stadiums are scanty, the govt look away and miscreants end up reigning surpreme (+ home teams and officials)

hmmm.....

iamawara:
What's up my guy. How was your journey. Hope you got to your PPA safely.

I just received an SMS that we (DELTA) are doing our clearance on 8th, 9th and probably on 10th the final day. What our ur local government?

@iamawara


awfa ur side? am done with clearance and bio-metric stuff here.

thank God ... done with clearance shiit now .

somehow:
Like God saved the leagues of other countries? It was their citizens that changed and made their leagues what they are today. LMC na Nigerians same with NFF, so before you say na NFF or LMC no make am work well, remember it means "Nigerians" no want am work well.

do you know that some clubs are still owing their players. both NFF and LMC should help the club's by getting better supports and sponsorship

looolz

Morata is useless as the 'Ueue' in queue

taurus21:
Just see how nairalanders avoided this thread like a plague... if it were a Champions league or EPL thread, it would have been flooded by now. The LMC have a lot to do to reawaken the public interest in our league.

I swear ooo... nah only God fit save us in this country.

mechanics:
Eyah, it's a common practice in the higher instituting, we call them NFA- No Future Ambition, what you need to do is to keep praying for them to change, you can't disown them nor abandon your responsibilities to them.

they're plenty in federal univ'. free accommodation for them to survive for years on campus halls. #second chance is cool.

some factors -
1 - protest leaders (suspension ish)
2 - bad results in a course (carry over and not been able to pay on time)
3 - lecturers (victimisation of students)
4 - peer groups (smokers, stabbing classes, clubbing....)
5 - missing registers (attendances )
6 - group work / project
7 - poor grades
8 - lack of information (info about test/exams time) some people missed exams why reading in my school library before.
9 - no getting motivated (your folks)
10 - manipulation during admission processing.

iamawara:
What's up my guy. How was your journey. Hope you got to your PPA safely.

I just received an SMS that we (DELTA) are doing our clearance on 8th, 9th and probably on 10th the final day. What our ur local government?

different info down here boss. Jan 04 is the starting date for clearance, just reaching omu aran town. happy new year

going to update you more tomorrow.

happy new year boss....

happy new year..... enjoying home