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Travel / Re: Ongoing Bridge Construction In Odo-ona, Apata Axis By Seyi Makinde Govt(pics) by Yhemzie(m): 6:51pm On Apr 10
ignis:
Please what is with a particular region and brown rusty roof? Is it as a result of acid rain or cultural heritage ?
This sounds so childish.
Food / Re: Milky Garri Doughnuts by Yhemzie(m): 2:35pm On Apr 04
Pussyisgud:
Wtf! STOP EATING NONSENSE!! Gari is meant to be swallowed as eba with any soup of your choice, like egusi or okra soup.
Milk is for tea, cake, baking or any other oyibo food.
Stop this nonsense before una go give person running belle or food poisoning.
She has done nothing wrong. All the foods we know today came as a result of innovation and creativity. No food came from heaven.

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Car Talk / Re: How A Nairalander Pimped VW Golf2 From Scrap by Yhemzie(m): 12:31am On Apr 04
Honestly, I prefer the initial state of the car to your pimped state. The colour looks odd kind of.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With Eighty Thousand Naira Please! by Yhemzie(m): 11:57am On Mar 18
You can be buying crates of eggs from poultry farmers and be reselling to retail sellers or final consumers

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Romance / Re: Doctors In The House I Need Your Help!!!! by Yhemzie(m): 12:11am On Mar 04
GeneralKoko:


Although she took malaria and typhoid pills and claimed it altered her cycle. Is that possible?? PS she took the malaria pills late January or early feb
Yes, very possible. Drugs could alter hormone production wch could relatively alter her cycle.
Romance / Re: Doctors In The House I Need Your Help!!!! by Yhemzie(m): 11:59pm On Mar 03
If truly she was suppose to have her period on 14th and you panshed on 7th and she's claiming to be pregnant. It's very likely you aren't responsible for the pregnancy because she was approaching her safe period which is few days b4 her period or few days after her period. Ovulating period, wch is d period of highest chances of getting pregnant comes @2 weeks b4 and after period. DNA is still your surest bet anyway.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by Yhemzie(m): 8:12pm On Jan 22
millionboi2:
very useless team,I'm now supporting Equatorial guinea not Nigeria again, how can a team be unable to score a goal
I must tell you, this is the worst set of players we have had. Nothing fascinating about their game.

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Romance / Re: What's One Thing That Reminds You, You Are Not Getting Younger? by Yhemzie(m): 6:27pm On Jan 21
Like someone rightly said above, the best ageing indicator is getting married and watching your kids grow.
Romance / Re: Newly-wed Couple Spotted Eating At A Fast Food After Their Wedding (pics/video) by Yhemzie(m): 8:04pm On Jan 14
MisterBanny:
Could this be some kind of Skits or what?

Was food not served at their wedding?

Can they serve guests food and not keep some for the couple?

Even if there was no food remaining after the wedding, why should they go to an eatery in their wedding attires?

This isn't nice at all. I condemn this act in totality. They should be summoned to explain this.
Simply to gain attention, nothing else.

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Car Talk / Re: RPM: Meaning And Its Importance In Automobiles by Yhemzie(m): 11:16pm On Jan 13
Informative

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Agriculture / Re: Help Nairalanders, My Farm Is Going Down by Yhemzie(m): 1:15pm On Jan 10
RainMoreDFARMS:
Oh boy, farming is not easy.
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Day by day now, my plantain trees have started breaking into two. I know it's the effect of drought, but hey it's heart breaking
Use stick with V- mouth to support.
Business / Re: Ebenebe Residents Trooped Into Blord's House For Christmas Gifts (Pictures) by Yhemzie(m): 8:50am On Dec 27, 2023
LordBiden:

Which billionaire?
The same crypto that is dipping everyday with losses.

He only uses crypto as cover up for his main hustle,never trust an anambarian when it comes to money things.
I think you have little knowledge about crypto, as the market is dipping, you can still be making millions steadily, that is future trading and that's what big boyz in crypto do.
Car Talk / Re: How Can I Obtain FRSC Drivers License In Ibadan Oyo State ? by Yhemzie(m): 8:17pm On Dec 26, 2023
Go to licensing office at Onireke, Dugbe. Ask for FRSC office and ask for Mr Babalola. He's the one in charge.

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Autos / Re: Camry 2007 For Sale by Yhemzie(m): 11:44pm On Dec 21, 2023
Still available?
Car Talk / Re: Camry 2007,2008 And 2009 Users - How Do You Cope With Bad Road. by Yhemzie(m): 5:11pm On Nov 13, 2023
Don't try to raise your camry. I guess your camry comes with rim 16. if you don't mind the cost involved, you can change the rims to 17 this will give you better ground clearance.

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Family / Re: As A Man 5 important Reasons Why you Should Reconsider Marriage by Yhemzie(m): 11:18pm On Oct 27, 2023
HUSTLER001:
Who marriage help?Mtchew!
It actually worth it and helps a lot if you meet the right partner.

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Romance / Re: Choose $100k In Cash Or Relocate To UK, U.S.A by Yhemzie(m): 11:04pm On Oct 25, 2023
The second offer is just too juicy to be turned down, relocation with house and car. In the nearest future, my children will be praying for me for bringing them to a country with a working system.

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Events / Re: Nigerian Man Spends 40m Naira At A Nightclub (pics/video) by Yhemzie(m): 9:42pm On Oct 16, 2023
Babangidapikin:
As long as it is Legit ... enjoy ...but if it's from other people's sorrow,tears and blood .. spend with sense
Legit money can't be spent in that reckless manner.

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Romance / Re: Early Morning Urine, What Do You Know About It by Yhemzie(m): 11:59am On Oct 02, 2023
Early morning urine is a great indicator of our well being and it's important to always take note of its colour, odour and the likes. It says a lot about our health condition.

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Travel / Re: After JAPA - How Long It Took To Make Your First 100 Million by Yhemzie(m): 10:41am On Sep 09, 2023
etrange:
I've lived in 4 countries, so let me offer my two cents.

First, if you're looking at it from a financial standpoint, those who live in Nigeria and work for organizations in Europe or the Americas are far more gainfully employed than those living in these places (even though those living abroad are more paid than thier offshore counterparts). Even if you spend mindlessly, you'd still likely be very rich cause of exchange rate. If you're single, you'd probably be spending between 5% to 10% of your salary (depending on your level) and the remaining part (which could be more than a million depending on your level) could go to savings and investment. Meanwhile, your counterparts in the Western world will be spending in the currency of the resident countries. Some of them might even be struggling to save after paying monthly house rent of about $2,300 in NY and bills like electricity, water, gas, internet, phone, cable etc. as well as other expenses like transportation, groceries, wears, haircut and entertainment. There's simply no comparison here.

That said, like someone has already mentioned, living abroad isn't all about money for some people. Other factors like amenities, safety, passport (freedom of movement), exposure to diversity and, most importantly, the future of your offspring all come into play. Now, to your question, it all depends on the individual's field, level, the country where they are and the exchange rare at the time. Some countries pay more than others. Some fields pay more than others and advanced/senior professionals earn more than mid level and entry level professionals. So it's not very practical to give a figure. Moreover, people aren't dumb enough to keep compounding money in the bank like that. That's a poor man's mindset. Buying assets that appreciate with time or investing in financial instruments that counters inflation is the only way to secure the value of your money. Finally, whether you move or not is up to you. You might save less (even though you get paid more when you're there), live in a much smaller apartment and deal with the cold weather and racism, but there are benefits like thes ones I mentioned above. It's an individual thing. So take a moment to understand your priorities. And if you're still not so sure, secure a visitors' visa and go see for yourself first (bearing in mind visiting/vacationing in a place is far more fun than actually living there).

Good luck!
Perfect response to op's question.
Car Talk / Re: Between Es350 And Highlander 2015 by Yhemzie(m): 9:24am On Sep 09, 2023
Specify the year of ES350.
Car Talk / Re: Moving Faster Save More Fuel When Road Is Free by Yhemzie(m): 9:06pm On Aug 23, 2023
buygala:



For dis nonsense wey you talk so, dem suppose gun you down..


So when a car downshifts from gear 3 to gear 2, it has downshifted to a higher gear?

My brother, nairaland is not a battleground, it's an educative forum. We give opinions to learn. Learn to attend to different opinions, it goes a long way.
Car Talk / Re: Moving Faster Save More Fuel When Road Is Free by Yhemzie(m): 8:02pm On Aug 23, 2023
fineboynl:
Let me clear this wrong misconception.

Due to the popular believe that hard acceleration draw in more fuel. As a result of this i keep see many vehicles lately moving very slowly on an empty road in other to save fuel.

Moving slowly should be when the road is not free, because braking after hard acceleration is a waste of energy. but not when the road is free.

Moving on higher gear save fuel than low gear. And Thats why you get better MPG on highway.

You can go slow when road is not free. But when the road is clear move faster to ensure the gear shift to higher gear.
Romance / Re: What Can You Do With 5M by Yhemzie(m): 3:11pm On Aug 17, 2023
G12:


Thanks, I'll check them out.
Alright, you'll also need the service of your lawyer.
Romance / Re: What Can You Do With 5M by Yhemzie(m): 8:26am On Aug 17, 2023
rickleye:


“Though the money is a little bit small“

That’s how the scammers start their sentences…
It isn't your fault sir, the society is so dysfunctional that every average nigerian is seen as scammer.
Romance / Re: What Can You Do With 5M by Yhemzie(m): 2:28pm On Aug 16, 2023
G12:


Great idea. Nice way to earn passive income. Can you mention the MFB you're using or any other good option?
I partner with Globus bank, I heard Jaiz bank is also doing well.

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Romance / Re: What Can You Do With 5M by Yhemzie(m): 2:08pm On Aug 16, 2023
Athena6:
So my half brother sold a piece of my father property and I received my share which was 5M, my intention was to use the money to relocate out of naija but seeing as how things are very expensive I decided to pause and wait till next year so as to be able to add to it.
I am working so I dont need to touch the money but I need to invest the money because it sitting in my account will probably just devalue it.
So is there any business I can do and mind you I am planning on something I can easily just withdraw the money when it is time for me to relocate.
Please advice needed
Though the money is a little bit small. Nevertheless, you can still partner with some reputable micro finance institutions that are into proof of fund provision for the japa people. I did the one of 10M with the support of my wife, and we're getting up to 300k as interest on monthly basis. The interest rate is always between 3-5% on monthly basis depending on bank. The good path is that, the people you're borrowing the money won't have access to it. It's really a booming business at this japa period.

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Car Talk / Re: Why Do People Get Discouraged From Buying Hyundai Vehicles In Nigeria? by Yhemzie(m): 6:53pm On Aug 05, 2023
Are people really getting discouraged?, I think hyundai is even getting more common on our roads, especially in the west, can't say for other parts anyway.

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Career / Re: I Failed Job Pre Medical Tests by Yhemzie(m): 3:04pm On Jul 31, 2023
Acidosis:


Count it all joy. Undetected and untreated hepatitis could damage your organs. You can only treat what you know. You didn't get the job but you got a medical report that could spare your life.
Insightful comment

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Romance / Re: If Your Wife Refuse To Give You Sex, Do This Immediately by Yhemzie(m): 1:25am On Jul 18, 2023
I guess this OP is above 50yrs, all he said is 100% fact.

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Career / Re: I Need Your Advice On Whether To Relocate To Canada Or Start Poultry Farm by Yhemzie(m): 3:47pm On Jul 06, 2023
Dshocker:


Canada will do you more good...

Due the suffering in Nigeria, if you start the poultry farming, in less than 4yrs you will resemble the fowls you are rearing.

The day people wey dey thief fowl go come, dem fit do mistake thief you join, even when you dey shout i be human being, the sound wey dem go dey hear na fowl sound, because condition don turn you to fowl.
Very funny comment
Romance / Re: My Husband Is No Longer There: Actress Joke Silva Opens Up On Husband's Dementia by Yhemzie(m): 11:29am On Jul 03, 2023
OriOko88:
Still get marveld at the fast pace at Which olu jacobs degenerated. Hes not even 80years. What coud have happened to the jolly good fellow? Sad

He should be around 81

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