₦airaland Forum

A guy was stabbed in my area 2 years ago. He was rushed to 3 hospitals. The 1st 2 rejected him on the ground of police report, the 3rd hospital demanded for immediate payment of 50k. He died while guys were looking for the 4th hospital that would not be mean like the rest.

Abeg, hardly do we attend to any medical emergency in this country. Are our medics mediocres ?

Do you want to fall in love ? There are many tryourluckgirls on nairaland. Start stalking them.

@ Incisor, bro u re great. Thanks for helping guys out. When it comes to feasible business ideas, i have got the river flowing. That article was great. T.Y

Tope u re fat .

@ OP, name names and post pics. I know nobody

How do you mean ? Lets c

thanks incisor, still going through the article. Will get back to you.

thanks very much 3line. I guess u work in an ad agency .

@ Ajanlekoko, pls is their any major difference between marketing communications and marketing? Would a strategist on the ad agency side have an edge if he wants to cross to the client's side? Am thinking of spending 2 years in the advertising agency world and later move on to marketing/brand department of corporate coys.

Thot she wanted to break ma head. . .! . .Now, Yes I can

Yes ke, mama ngozi

Am gross with anywho here ?

@ Incisor, can i get a copy ? (jackobzn@yahoo.com) The article is just like what Philip Kotler said in his book " Principles of Marketing Management" " many employees yearn for job security without knowing that only the Customer can help secure your job. Keep the Customer happy, and he reciprocates by being a loyal one who comes back to patronize your org". David Ogilvy once said, "customers want value for their money; they prefer to pay less for higher value.we cant deceive them into buying. We need to handle them with care because they are our wives". Its time every employee learnt that his customer relationship management goes a long way in achieving the financial objective of the company and also in securing his job.

Am into Marketing Communications. Presently undergoing personal training with 3 different Creative Directors in Top Ad agencies in the country and a Telecom coy. I need to equip myself with the nitty gritty of the career in order to have an edge when I finish my Nysc mid next year.

Deleted

I dont woo ladies, they run after me. Try having a bath with me in the jacuzzi . . .and u will know far.

Ashy

Next

@ 190.
me, Akin ? nah, you got it wrong.

Duh

Great Read ! Mine to come July 14. Hope I would not be posted to Northern Naija.

Marry the 2 of them.

(strolling on the street of Lagos ) 15/18/2098.

Akin: Hello baby, I was the one waving my hands when you passed by the one-storey building, as in the one painted chocolate red.

Lizy: Ok, how do I help you.

Akin: **chuckles** am Akin a geophysics graduate of University of Ikoyi.

Lizy: sorry I don't have much time to discuss. Anyway, am Lizy. . . and what do u do?

Akin: I just finished my nysc and would be going for a managerial post interview in an International Oil Company in PH. Actually your face looks familiar, as in I know you somewhere.

Lizy: really ? wow. . . .a good job is ahead of you. But I dont think I know you.

Akin: i love your swag style. You re chic gurl. I love the way you smile, walk, talk. Oh my you re an angel.

Lizy: thank you. (shouting) okada, okada, motocycle, Obalende


(the duo exchanges tele number)

(at respective homes, Akin dials Lizy)

Akin: Hi Lizy, thanks for talking to you yesterday

Lizy: how are u Akin ?

Akin: i have a confession.

Lizy: go on Bwoy, am all ears.

Akin: the very first time I saw you, my love for you was gallivanting like an antelope. My love for you is as hard as nairaland. You are the sugar in my tea and the place I call home. Anytime I hear your voice, i feel like jumping into your arms. You are the woman that shares my dream. Please Nkem Lizy, I want to marry you. Please please, i love you, true to God. Are u there ?

Lizy: I can hear you. How come you love me so much for the first time of seeing.

Akin: love surpasses time barrier, am on my kneels, just say yes.

Lizy: am not interested in any relationship. I have some issues bothering me.

Akin: what is it ? Tell me, I would help.

Lizy: em . . .em. . .thats my darling. I lost my Aunt's N120,000 on my way to the market. If you can help me with N100k.

Akin:  ha, serious issue. 120k. Ok I would try my best. If you can come to my house on  Sunday. 8pm.

Lizy: ey, i love you. Ok, i will. Bye.

(hangs phone)

** soliloquizing in their rooms**

Akin: (rolling and laughing all alone in his unceilled cubicle)stupid girl, she wants money. God will just catch her and make her come on sunday. I will make sure i tear her to pieces. Suck her breasts like viju milk. 9 rounds is my mission.

Lizy: (applying pancake infront of a mirror) mumu boy , maga don pay. So him think say i be ashewo ? When Sunday come, I would tell him to come to Tantalizers with money. He will not only give me 100k but also pay for rice and chicken + ice tea. Now I can buy 11 G-strings, 8 Bras, 9 armless and 3 high soles (cocoshoe) like that of T*pe2000.

(light fades)
THE END.