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Just discovered this evening that Obama is a Nlander. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=334279

Thank God, finally finally this brov escape from Naija.

A friend sent me this Yahoo ! link. Its a good one for newly married. http://in.news.yahoo.com/32/20090531/1072/ten-let-love-last.html
Did I tell you its not for singles ? Then y peeping ? Enjoy !

Its Manual on 4 gears. Makes some screechy catty sounds when you want to engage the gear. Its a notice me jalopy with the burst silencer, everybody knows you are coming, all eyes on you thingy. Do you still love the classic vintage jalopy that never ceases to perform more ? I swell, u 'll like to drive !

When is one gudder ?

Thinking if platinumnk would prefer my opel jalopy to a new car. I will give her free of charge. She only pays for the shipping to Amerrycar.

Intloduce i to the girl, me wil marke her falling in love in ur behalf. Sowi por my pure Engrish.

1. Damn, so people and chicken are the same when it comes to death. Adieu Babalola.

2. How on earth do you think some one have to read over 1850 books you bought while in school. I guess you have to start rereading everything.

3. Nawa this work na marathon. Since friday till now now now, am still working like a jackazz. Yet to have my sit for the past 48 hours.

4. I dont take Nairaland serious !

@ missyb
Etu la ?

Edogram wey neva 4k b4 dey praise im big dik.

Richo u don start abi ? How many times did i steal ur picshur ? Welcome back to the Land.

I don't tell a lady I love her on the 1st date. Reason; Its not love but lust.

Instead, I let her understand i prefer intimacy without the thought of marriage.

It could be a long escapede, who cares. . . .as far as we understand our aims and objectives.

I promise to do better than her hubby but she should not groom the thought of taking me as one.

I let her name her price . . . . .and the bargaining starts.

Funny enough, every lady has a price tag that can be negotiated.

Start flinging and flirting with your now never to be bride.

Lucky you, ladies cherish guys that tell them the goal of the relationship. You end up having someone that would give you everything in value for you money. Indeed every coochie has a price!
Excerpt from why ladies fall

Another psychotic patience on the loose. Guy go get a life ! Yab them, if dem yab u ? Btw, are u able to get any black girls in the uk ?

Enough of this tittle tattle. Dont mind them TOH, they are all agbayas. Thats y i don't take Nairaland seriously serious. When am off, am off.

Askew, should i reveal ur old id ?

Gbam ! Egbani elaja.

We are d Leaders of 2moro !

Ibkaye y d guilt ? Please, please, i dont take nairaland serious. When am off, am off !

Omo ina welcome o, btw, u didnt even leave dis thread since yestdy. . . . .so y d greetings ?

Is Starstruck a flirt ? I wont mind a fling !

Moderator, please lock this thread. It been bastardized. Lets not make any further scene out of the faddy situation. Nothing reasonable will come out of this shit . . . . . . . .it would only tarnish the integrity of the forum. If we keep ranting till rapture day, sluts will still be sluts. Nobody teaches a child not to play with fire. We can't start shaping a rotten life. If you want to dash out your body at the voice of vain promises; thats your headache, bon voyage. We have many below18 viewing this thread and it is just sad they might not have any positive thing to learn.

The thread is full of grey hair that is void of mature solution to simple issue. Let the Mod lock it and allow peace to reign.
Am out !

Shit Hapunz !

What happens to the UK PARTY that is being organized ?

at Ify, which of the profile pix do u want ? Theyve been archived. I once worked for MI

@ y me, please join me. I won't mind paying for your klm return ticket.
P.S. I have no place to crash in London. . . . .though thats no big deal since we can use Whisky's yayo.

I'm feeling Hot, next weekend must be spent in London.

@ agielove, don't be stupid. So everything said about u was true ?

You dont need to date a lady before you see her panties. Some ladies are just stupid. . . . all you need is convince them to ur room on 1st date. Leave the rest to them. They seduce perfectly.

My babe said the girl is a LovePeddler. Please what does LovePeddler means ?

Girls are not God, they are prone to errs.

And the babe na fine girl o. From her pics i saw in Cambridge.