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Dont blind una eyes o. What concerns d thread wif ma profile ?

I told you not to check.

The difference between dun un dun and potato chips is the packaging. Lol

As if say she fine pass wetin i c .

Lolarde, lolarde. Fine girl, no pimples.

Pweety Shurry !

Its time I broke Na2day's skull.

The 2011 general election is fast approaching and we are tired of cheats ruling us. Let us nominate a credible Person we can all support to become our president come 2011.

Ha ! OMG ! Do you want to overfeed me? Thats way 2 much. Hope u re not one of the Nairaland ladies that put water and salt on fire before adding rice and spice ? Shes cooking white rice, not jollof

Hmmm. *sniffing** what did you cook ? Pastries ?

So, watsup since morning? Shopping ? Cooking ? Or . . . ?

Stockfish live in the ice. I pick one or 2 spanish words. . . . . .not that fluent.

Flex ke? U know hear say economic meltdown dey ? I used to think Spain was a cold country where u can only survive if you have stock fish head.
Usted habla espanol ?

Miss Y ME of Nairaland, this1 wey every guy dey throway salute this evening. Guess you are now an hottymeatycake.

Imagine, I ended up spending my saturday like the first monday of the year. Too much work jare.
How ur end? Aint the weather getting scorchier ?

Were you Interviewed at the Embassy before you left for Uk? Hope you don't have problems passing exams in the Uni ? Do you Speak Yoruba or Spanish with the redheaded, blondes and blacks ? Or are you in UK street in Mushin, Lagos ? Have a nice day.

Ah kid 4 where? Its gud sha.

Pat, re u looking 4 husband ni ? U re always online with d nl server.

I was never a party to pseudo journalism. Yeah, such things happen round the world. . . . .but I can categorically tell you with evidence that ours is + 1. Atleast i have witnessed more than 2 of these gory sights. I saw it live, not on TV. Probably it woulda been better if the story was left unpicturesqued.

No matter how sensational it could be, we can't deny the fact that worse atrocious acts happen in our society.

OneNaija again ?

Bros The he that makes you smile naw. Abi any oda bros dey ? Which kai eclipse of the weather be that for madrid? Hot n Cool at the same time?

Just woke up, have been sleeping for hours until i heard a terrible bang at the gate. Its anoda weekend jare. Hows Bros and Madrid ?

Yous is funny Guy ,
Why did you talk to her when you have no plan. It all depends on you. Do you want to fuc.k her and run or you want to nourish a relationship that leads to marriage? Whichever you want, start getting to know her better, her dos and donts, how both of you make each other happy etc. Abeg don't slack o. Or else you will be dating her by mouth while others will be shagging her by deed.

Ha Y me Babez, don't dismantle me o. I was only needleticklingyourribs. How u dey naw ? B.t.w, that picture tells you what am capable of.

smh

I'm just tired of this section. Every Chukwu, Bala and Kunle sits behind his computer blabing and making stupid comments on how to make Naija better. We are tired of stories, we need physical action. If you know you are ready to die for this country, come in here. All we need is 1% of the populace. Army no fit kill all of us. Its either we put the right person in power or Nigeria ceases to exist by 2011.

Same of the same sitting by the system trying to make naija a beta palace.

I be wan chat. My name na y me o, i dey live 4 yoruba. I get 2 husbands and 81 children. I like to dey do men.

Oh my ! This is serious.

FlGatorz or Hebonzsilk.

walahi, those abokis dey enjoy. They are even begging them to go to school free of charge.