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Can anyone believe that a whole Governor had to escape under the PRETENCE of a woman? The Governor was alleged to have dressed up like a woman with a fine HEAD GEAR and a wonderful apparel to match, took a train to France, connected Douala in Cameroon with an Air France flight and straight to BAyelsa. Was wondering why and how he wasnt caught at the immigrations in Cameroon, PERHAPS HIS WOMAN PRETENCE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL THAT HE JUST COULDNT BE SUSPECTED. The picture i saw was really very pretty!!!!!!! Good enough for a MIss World

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sad isnt it? i think seun has said it all. try and squeeze out whatever u can from the woman and see if she is on the right side cos some of our galz tooo could be mischevious!!!!!!! perhaps she did somefin ........ donno but its only fair ro get adequate info from both parties b4 taking action.

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fantastic. i think i ll get jiggy with it. as an oracle certified associate in DBA i think it ll help a lot.

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I'll help them come against all pricipalities and powers ... sure u don't want me to finish that because it will affect you all, eh? Why are u saying it will crash? I say it will last long and produce fruits. I want to bet. My bank is Barclays and I put down 1000000..0 (quite a lot u know) MY PHoNE NUMBER IS 0800000..00

Just give me a call. I wish them the best.

; hi there and welcome to nairaland. wishing you plenty of good time.

it all happenened when The queen of England, George bush and OBJ went for a summit in japan. They all were in the same jet conveying them to their respective counbtries when the pilot said "may day may day we are not touching down in any of your countries! please when u feel u are home, pick a parachute and buzz off" the pilot hung up.!!!!!!! after about 30 mins, the queen saw the eiffel tower in paris and screamed " Gracious I am home, i ll ask charles and camilla to pick me up" and she flew out. soon Bush saw the statue of liberty and he also jumped out keaving OBJ. For about 7 hours the plane kept moving and OBJ had no national monument to ID nigeria so as he was thinking of what to do, when he miistakingly stucjk his hand out of the window and alas HIS WRIST WATCH WAS GONE then OBJ shouted
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS MUST BE OSHODI" NO DOUBT then he flew out of the plane!!!!! poor him!

Its quite sad that in this world of IT, many nigerian schools are yet to get a website and the few that have haven't got students visiting them. Why? A lot of people don't even know the URL link of the site let alone knowing how it looks!

Nigerian students: Have you seen your school website? Does it have crucial information like your time-table, history of departments etc.?

i am a Prof. and its books all the time!!!!1 i received my first kiss from a book!!! Macmillans Nationwide English!!!!! emmm pls dont boooo me it ll take a while for me to kiss a lady.... oh! my experiment..pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz see you all l8r. no kisses, no comments

Hi all
I can bet my Fortune (if i have got any now)! Nigeria will make it through to the World Cup! Angola will falter.

This is final, this is settled!

i am sorry that i have violated some of the rules but the point is the crew is trying to enforce morality and uprightness but cant short forms of words be permitted e.g. (the ---- d or da). I wanna know and the punctuation rule just makes me laugh too. Its alright but i am always scared not to misuse any of them because i last took notice of my punctuations in my high school final exams!!!!!!!!

hi y'all emmmm........ its good to know u is reading this but emm... i want to know your views about 'NOT BEING URSELF' a lot of people have said wow! its kool to pretend, bla bla bla, its fun ya yayayayaya ai donno but everything they say has got its advantages and disadvantages!!!!!!! has  pretence got its own advs and disadvs want to know your opinoin!!!! and u know what PEACE BE UNTO THEE AS U DO SO

Smoking ain't the best thing for any sensible individual. Of course, we all know it's bad [so] my contribution is going to be terse: stop turning your lungs and organs into suya - barbequed meat!