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lefulefu:
only a jobless man does such .who get time to dey monitor a woman and the men she talks to.anyman who does such is very jobless.

Absolutely!

Mynewdawn15:
Based on Nigeria system of driving 3 is wrong, you are not supposed to overtake when the road line is Solid.

And why would there be unbroken lines at bends (dangerous bend).
I was even trying to figure out perhaps it's a right hand drive community, it still not right to overtake there.

It's like there's even a zebra crossing at the bend as well... so blame those who constructed those lines

nnamdibig:
if 1 and 4 are overtaking, all of them are wrong.
2 and 3 on the wrong lane, 1 and 4 overtaking from the wrong side(impatient).

Oga this is Nigeria o, how will 1 and 4 be overtaking?...we are using the left hand drive so we keep right always

BISIXCLUSIVE:
That time we live with grandma, has tough as our childhood was, we never Huck, instead we follow our friends dat huck around,for instance if I follow my friend it will be tru out the day, we came back at night and part ways. At Grandma's house we have alot of corners, I will sneak in at nite and went to one corner pretending I've been sleeping there since morning, as if grandma is daft she will give u food that nite and later wake u up in the middle of the night to beat the hell out of u. The most amazing part is that we children Sleep together den... because we are very young,immediately grandma start beating me others will wake up and run for their dear life because they don't know who is next

Another one is.... Whenever you offended do not call neighbors to beg on your behalf, hmmmm na die ooo. If you do that, she will pardon u for that moment, sha follow the neighbor and don't sleep with her in that house, else, you will explain the reason why u offend and the reason why u think neighbor should come and beg her, as she is beating she will be asking you your offense and also asking if you will do that next time, hmmm who born u to say you will do that next time, we are talking about long òmórogun hr

Indomie children won't understand

Orestino:
When I was in jss2, my mum sent me to get some stuffs at a market nearby. it shouldn't take 10 minutes at most on a normal good day. so I branched in game house to play some rounds of ps2. I got carried away until it got really dark. my mum came to the game house looking for me. I spotted her and I hid in between two guys so she didnt see me but she had the feeling I was around there so she hid around. as I was sneaking out, she grabbed me by my shirt.. haha enough beating that night.. I was crying like a ram

This guy don open ma yansh o

ppogba:
I remember a cherubim and Seraphim family I grew up in Lagos. One day, the father was beating one of the children and when cane landed on the boy's head he shouted 'ELI ELI LAMASABATHANI" translated "My Father, My father why have you forsaken me".

The father and every one around marveled at the promptness and relevance of the quotation that day.

Till this moment, I still laugh at that.

Oga!!! U no go kill person o

ojun50:
Will dey holiday since na,

A tire o

athaboi:
The government did not pay 1naira to anybody..if they had, the gencos won't be denying it

The money is yet to drop, make dem chill... beans nor dey quick done like indomie

moderatedguy:
Attack is d best form of defence

Yes, you defend, knowing fully well that your striker and goal post is weak... in other word, you ain't doing well enough to gain the trust of the masses

Kido90:
Obaseki should pick his battle. He appears to be losing his grip. My point is that you can't be seen to be fighting everyone.

He's a gonner

Xisnin:
That means you haven't been paying attention.

Forget Hollyhood's hype and the "testimonies" given by lucky immigrant,
the US probably house the dumbest people on planet earth per capita.

Their saving grace is that the dumb have been relegated to the backbench since the
founding of the country and the smart immigration policy of attracting talents from around
the world.

But that is changing, the unmasking of America will be sealed if Trump is re-elected and
someone like him continues after him.

They wouldn't be better than any third world country.

Absolutely!

And many of them are without nose mask or hand gloves... they should all be quarantined

jumxie:
“You miss chances in your club sides and you still play the next game and people forget about it, but going back home you miss chances and people still think about it.

Mumu!

Most painful part, was when he began to smile at that moment

Blame the coach wey no allow you treck come back home

naptu2:
Lagos State Police Command II @rrslagos767



https://twitter.com/rrslagos767/status/1251840900998877185



https://twitter.com/rrslagos767/status/1251840909844656128

You're doing well

Imagine... buying a time piece for about 800 US dollars and ear piece for 159USD, all in the name of 'brand' (overrated)


*Thank God for China*

Nyamuriflathead:
Weed Smoking, Tobacco sniffing and coccaine licking governor. Always hyperactive and hyperventing

And was he making reference to the South East governors when he alluded that some governors were going to pay homage to Buhari For favors? how kom there's no vocal governor like wike in the whole of south east?

Like for cowardice Share for Respect

He's very unprofessional and lacks manners!
He's not qualified to be a leader not to talk of governor of a state.

Imagine him making comment about winning in2015 and 2019, chai! What an hypocrite!
Well...that's is African magic all the way

pyyxxaro:
As at when they play that match , u still de suck feeding bottle

Nor be u de wear dirty mother care pant de run our compound


So which eye u con take watch am

What if he watched the replay?
At least he still watched the same match, diff. Is just the fact that he didn't watch the live broadcast

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