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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Terrorist 'Pepper' Arrested By Soldiers. Photos by ylaa(f): 10:29pm On May 15, 2017
This one na broad day light wizard. See him eye like who pepper enter. Tufia.
CrimeRe: Policewoman, Helen Sunday Shot Dead By Gunmen In Enugu (Graphic Photos) by ylaa(f): 9:51pm On May 14, 2017
Ok

quote author=GrandFinale2017 post=56516766]so?[/quote]
CrimeRe: The Face Of The Thief Electrocuted By Barbed Wire in Kogi (Photos) by ylaa(f): 3:44pm On May 14, 2017
I resemble u for thinking bros

quote author=enemyofprogress post=56513982]bros the way you dey reason tire me o, make you pikin no take brain resemble you o[/quote]
CrimeRe: Policewoman, Helen Sunday Shot Dead By Gunmen In Enugu (Graphic Photos) by ylaa(f): 3:35pm On May 14, 2017
I c

quote author=GrandFinale2017 post=56513695] I want to chat wit you on whatsapp I like you already[/quote]
CrimeRe: The Face Of The Thief Electrocuted By Barbed Wire in Kogi (Photos) by ylaa(f): 3:33pm On May 14, 2017
Same thought came to my mind
I don't think he's a thief
I see no weapon nor bag to conceal or carry any.
The first pix shows a face with a smile
May his soul finds rest
So pathetic.

uote author=kingzizzy post=56499707]Is he actually dead? The second picture shows him raising up his hand!

Besides, how do we know he is even a thief? The guy could have been just a guy jumping the wall to meet his lover secretly. Who knows?[/quote]
CrimeRe: Policewoman, Helen Sunday Shot Dead By Gunmen In Enugu (Graphic Photos) by ylaa(f): 3:28pm On May 14, 2017
Ami cannot kot se afo write mbok

uote author=GrandFinale2017 post=56490966] Wow duchess akpa ado se nnyin e relate ke whatsapp?

ME ma fi already.[/quote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do You Answer The Question "Sell Me This Pen " In A Sales Interview? by ylaa(f): 3:27pm On May 14, 2017
Hahaha
Tnx but am not selling anythg

quote author=judgedredd22 post=56505655]

you know i will buy anything as long as you are the one selling it! grin grin[/quote]
CrimeRe: Policewoman, Helen Sunday Shot Dead By Gunmen In Enugu (Graphic Photos) by ylaa(f): 5:45pm On May 13, 2017
Udeme obong ami nkere duchess kokoeme

quote author=GrandFinale2017 post=56486294] afo akere di eh? Ami nkere Udeme[/quote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do You Answer The Question "Sell Me This Pen " In A Sales Interview? by ylaa(f): 12:23pm On May 13, 2017
Thumps up
nice one

wunmi590:
Lol, this got me laughing, I nearly pee on my body when similar question was asked in my present coy.

When I got there I was asked to introduce myself and other question and how my last experience can profer solution to the organization, I did all that.

But to the main question, one of the interviewer was having a bottled water beside her, and she said please can you market this water for us? And I was like wetin this one dey ask self, not knowing that's what would give me the job.

And it goes thus:

Me (Marketer): Good morning ma, please may I have few minute of your time and she said yes.

Interviewer : For what? Okey go on

Me (marketer): Am really sorry to take few minute of your time, I have a water I want to introduce to you ma.

Interviewer: Am listening

Me (marketer): This water i used my name for the product, is one of the best, it is refreshing, odourless, it quenches taste and makes you ask for more, as a microbiological manufactured water, it has gone through all normal microbiological analysis to make sure it is free from germs and microorganism.

And finally ma, if anybody takes this water, it would wash away the person's sins and take them straight to heaven.

Interviewers: Started laughing, and one of them asked if its holy water.

Me (marketer): Just stood there and started laughing.

That's how I got the job.
CrimeRe: Policewoman, Helen Sunday Shot Dead By Gunmen In Enugu (Graphic Photos) by ylaa(f): 12:20pm On May 13, 2017
ofon ufan ima smiley

GrandFinale2017:
ima ima mmi abadie?
PoliticsRe: FFK Mocks Osinbajo With A Photo Of Buhari Carrying VP (Photoshopped) by ylaa(f): 10:31pm On May 12, 2017
Not just a clown
But a circus clown



greatgod2012:
Lol.......
Honestly, this FFK is a clown!


I personally don't see anything wrong with VP's statement but I guess in politics, I might be wrong!
PoliticsRe: FFK Mocks Osinbajo With A Photo Of Buhari Carrying VP (Photoshopped) by ylaa(f): 10:30pm On May 12, 2017
Not just a clown
But a circus clown
The one with the big red nose


greatgod2012:
Lol.......
Honestly, this FFK is a clown!


I personally don't see anything wrong with VP's statement but I guess in politics, I might be wrong!
CrimeRe: Navy Officials Kill Jobs Seekers At Warri Refinery (Photos) by ylaa(f): 9:28pm On May 12, 2017
This is very wrong, what wrong did they do that their lives has to be taken in this manner? If they stay at home, its a problem, they, will be tagged cultist or robbers. They went looking for what will fetch them daily bread, they loose their lives. What do these uniform pple want from Innocent pple in this country especially young men. So they want to finish our future hope? Whoever killed this vibrant guys will never know peace. May God not hear u when u call Him. Are there no other ways of scaring them away if that was ur intention?
CrimeRe: Policewoman, Helen Sunday Shot Dead By Gunmen In Enugu (Graphic Photos) by ylaa(f): 9:16pm On May 12, 2017
Thats y there are some jobs i will not accept. Perhaps if she was working in one of the stations, this wouldn't have happened. Like some one stated here, probably she knows too much or ......
May her soul finds rest n for the killers let God'swill (not Akpabio Oh!) be done.
RomanceRe: 26-Year-Old Virgin Lady Decides To Remain So Till Marriage (Photos) by ylaa(f): 9:06pm On May 12, 2017
I believe you but stop broadcasting it.
CrimeRe: Wife In Aba Stabs Husband To Death With Scissors (Photos) by ylaa(f): 8:39pm On May 12, 2017
smiley smiley


uote author=judgedredd22 post=56460628]


ok, no wahala, i dey come abuja come pay bride price sharp sharp! grin grin grin[/quote]
CrimeRe: Wife In Aba Stabs Husband To Death With Scissors (Photos) by ylaa(f): 5:22pm On May 12, 2017
God forbid cant n will never do such.
Life is so precious.


uote author=judgedredd22 post=56450925]


chai, see my beautiful wifey oo! hope say you no go stab me with fork and spoon sha! grin grin grin[/quote]
CrimeRe: Wife In Aba Stabs Husband To Death With Scissors (Photos) by ylaa(f): 5:19pm On May 12, 2017
No name calling pls
Have mercy
I dont know any name abeg
Tnk u

quote author=Reference post=56448497]

Yes, we are here. Oya na. Start name calling. You must call her what you call men who act violently. No sugar coating.[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: 2face To Blackface: Apologise To Me Or I Sue You by ylaa(f): 5:15pm On May 12, 2017
I have done that already
Thank you.

uote author=dyadeleye post=56459214]
Broke ass blackface always looking for trouble in da wrong places.
You better call tubaba and apologize on his behalf asap..
I dey wait[/quote]
CrimeRe: Wife In Aba Stabs Husband To Death With Scissors (Photos) by ylaa(f): 10:42am On May 12, 2017
ok sis
i understand
tnx

pocohantas:
Babe, I intentionally wrote that comment for psychos on NL. If it were a woman now, they'll flood here to tell us how women run their mouth. Forgetting that no one has monopoly of violence.


You know right!
Car TalkRe: Toyota Boss Laments Nigeria’s Lowest Vehicle Sales Record In Decades by ylaa(f): 10:38am On May 12, 2017
this man no see as we country be?
where him want make we see money buy him motor
if him go gi us for credit, after recession we pay
am interested, you nko?
CrimeRe: Wife In Aba Stabs Husband To Death With Scissors (Photos) by ylaa(f): 10:35am On May 12, 2017
i agree with you but no matter what
she shouldn't have gone this far
no matter how bad a man may be
i believe there is still some good in him.
my opinion

pocohantas:
Before judging the woman, can we ask what he did?
You know men are evil and annoying.
He was probably running his mouth, or abusing her emotionally. Everyone has a limit you know.

Now, I hope people like martyns303 can see why violence is bad.
Please come write us a nice story. I am sure you should have one...
CrimeRe: Wife In Aba Stabs Husband To Death With Scissors (Photos) by ylaa(f): 10:29am On May 12, 2017
too bad
where is the killer woman?
now guys go come dey curse us for here
pls my fellow women, no matter how bad your hubby might be,
never ever think of hurting him, rather prayer and patience is the answer
may the soul of this man rest in peace
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
EventsRe: Ghanaian Woman, Elizabeth Celebrates Her 90th Birthday (Photos). by ylaa(f): 10:28am On May 12, 2017
who said banku n okro no be good food?
so this woman is 10 years away from hundred
and she is still looking like this?
money is good
i wish u many beautiful years ahead.
may the Lord continue to keep you safe
i love you mama
PoliticsRe: Olujonwo Obasanjo And Tope Adebutu's Traditional Wedding Photos by ylaa(f): 10:25am On May 12, 2017
baba ijebu vs baba iyabo
hml to the babas' pikin dem
CrimeRe: Body Of Marine Police Officer Who Was Ambushed In Delta Recovered. Graphic Photo by ylaa(f): 10:20am On May 12, 2017
amen amen amen fire n thunder


IRobot7:
What a terrible way to die. Shame on the perpetrators. They will surely pay in one way or another.
CelebritiesRe: 2face To Blackface: Apologise To Me Or I Sue You by ylaa(f): 10:18am On May 12, 2017
i warned him to forget about this issue
but him no hear.
i shall call TUBABA and apologise.
i pray he answers me n tamper justices with mercy

dyadeleye:
Which kind wahala be this?
Where blackface wan see money ?
CelebritiesRe: Chacha Eke Gushes Over Her Daughter by ylaa(f): 10:10am On May 12, 2017
hahahahahahahaha
u dey find some pple trouble abi


GudluckIBB:
Cute Baby
Not like the comedians baby that is round like sumo wrestlers
CelebritiesRe: Chacha Eke Gushes Over Her Daughter by ylaa(f): 10:06am On May 12, 2017
y didn't you crush her?

SoftP:
She've been my crush right from day one
CelebritiesRe: Chacha Eke Gushes Over Her Daughter by ylaa(f):
perfect is understatement
look for another word pls
never c this kind cute baby b4
CelebritiesRe: Skales And Olusegun Obasanjo Pictured On The Same Plane From Addis Ababa by ylaa(f): 10:02am On May 12, 2017
me i recall i no vex i just said ur headache but i don withdraw am.

RealHaute:
Nawa o...I can't even recall quoting you. No vex abeg.
CrimeRe: Policemen Fighting At Muhammadu Buhari Junction in Abuja (Pics, Video) by ylaa(f): 6:29pm On May 11, 2017
hahahahahahahahahahaha
best comment for the topic

mekaboy:
The name of the junction says it all.

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