₦airaland Forum

sseunth: "then I got the message that she was my wife and we
eventually got married two years after our service
year."....who sent the message?

silversonuc: bros do u have a sis named zainab?

slex: U r right but In pronunciation its panimaete,wen u write its ponimaete

slightlyMad: 1. The menu is poorly implemented for mobile, ALL mobile.
When trying to select a service on the left, once you touch the collapsible, it opens fine, when you touch the service, it loads fine, but when you scroll down the main view to transact, the menu pops open again which means you have to scroll down more.
when you scroll down more, the menu hides itself again so you have to scroll back up.
I have call their customer service and all they do it "we will forward it to the right department"
this problem is almost a year old now.

2. There are so many distractions, adverts, heavy data consuming graphics that can be implemented with CSS and still look great.

3. GTbank till date is unable to securely implement their payment gateway- GTPay.
The gateway is very insecure as there is absolutely no webservice or API to query transactions till date.
They expect the developer to login to their online account manually to verify orders, though they forward transaction statuses back to your return URL, They implemented this on the clientside. (imagine forwarding successful transaction details back to merchants with the help of the client's browser...lol learners.)

4. Do you know that if you dial *737*500# on your mobile phone, Your phone will be credited with cash deducted from your bank account?
No token is required. The problem with this approach is for instance Dad leaves his phone behind and a broke son decided to borrow credit from dad's account. He dials the code, loads dad's phone with N5000 and transfers the credit to a proxy who laters converts the credit to cash.
I can imagine how these guys just leave such a huge security gap on every account all in the name of innovations (I complained, nothing has happened till date)

5. Logging users out every 60 seconds of inactivity is not security sir, so also is disabling right clicks, At times, we always want to copy account numbers by simply right clicking.
You only end up giving me extra work to do by having to navigate to where the disable javascript is in my browser.

6. Before your server goes down, Let us know ahead, Lives do sometimes depend on being able to access our accounts on time
I pray we have no medical emergency, I will sue you for what you are worth.
I can remember spending hours at their Ajose Adeogun branch simply because their server went down and my car was running out of fuel
I had to park within the bank's premise and take a cab home.


7. When we make online transactions, and merchants dont come for funds in 1 weeks, please make the funds available to us.
Imagine a scenario where i make $1000 payment when the exchange rate is 160 naira to a dollar
and the merchant shows up 2 months later after the exchange rate may have become 170 naira to a dollar
Instead of paying 160,000 naira, i end up paying 170,000 naira because the merchant did not pick it up on time?
come on! do something to protect our interests.
the hold time is too much, reduce it.

MizMyColi: Okay @Ymodulus. Noted

slex: So its naija gals that can be trusted 100% abi? Dude just accept this first. . Every country got their hoes and good girls. Panimaete?

MizMyColi: LoL


I've heard the terms Atheist, Apatheist, Agnostic, budhist, among others.
"Empiricist" is quite new....having read up a little on empiricism, it's likely they're Atheists who are more open-minded compared to mainstream Atheists......
I wouldn't know for sure.
Could you please throw more light?

goofyone: I like your interests. It does appear you are a very open person and it's doing you a lot of good, winning you a lot of friends.
I think you'll find me a good person to talk to on most of your interests, except spiritual enlightenment. Not such a big fan of such things. But I'm an empericist, and so still open to these things.

Goofy? I like to see myself as goofy. It's a reminder not too get too carried away with reason.

Nice to meet you.

Ahmed0336: Guy why u dey drink panadol for mikel's headache na? He is old enough to date whoever he wants to.

Colynx: Ymodulus is definitely legit. Bought 250mb from him to "test". He came through.

He will the same for you.

hary158: pls i would like tp purchase 1g data. pls how much does it cost and validity. how do i pay and wen to get it. thanks

sarutobie: the ignorance of nigerians with access to the Internet is just mind boggling...they just refuse to seek out knowledge on their own..imagine someone saying an already advanced leukaemia is better than ebola? A lot of them will even choose leukaemia over hiv out of sheer ignorance jeez!

Sarimah: At least Leukemia is beta dan Ebola

glitest: Google was never down.

Mendo007: mumu

Mcslize: All right...I will like to buy the one of 250MB data plan mtn. So how do I pay and wen wil I get the MB?

Mcslize: if I buy the 250MB of N300, how long wiill I use the MB before it expire?