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Education / Re: Cgpa Palaver by Yohans(m): 5:49pm On Jul 03, 2021
olamoses75:
so, they will only calculate the cgpa of 3 sessions at the end of the program? Am actually asking for a brother.Thanks for your input!
Yes.

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Science/Technology / Re: How To Tell If A Snake Is Venomous Vs Non Venomous (Photos) by Yohans(m): 5:49pm On Jul 03, 2021
Nothing will join me and that creature be it non venomous or venomous snake.
Education / Re: Pls Guys What Is The Full Meaning Of 'op' by Yohans(m): 6:49am On Jun 28, 2021
Styluss:
omohhh
Lol
Education / Re: Cgpa Palaver by Yohans(m): 6:34am On Jun 28, 2021
Your CGPA will be from your 200l result.
Education / Re: Pls Guys What Is The Full Meaning Of 'op' by Yohans(m): 6:40pm On Jun 27, 2021
OGA PYTHON.
Travel / Re: Prospective Nairalanders Who Wants To Study Abroad Let’s Meet Here ! by Yohans(m): 12:58pm On Jun 19, 2021
Following
Education / Re: . by Yohans(m): 7:43am On Jun 08, 2021
Yeah you can but only if you hit 5.0 and 4.80 then you can graduate with a 2.1
Education / Re: Good Day Nairalanders, I Got UK Admission. by Yohans(m): 6:20am On Jun 06, 2021
Which school if may ask.
Education / Re: Recommend Free Online Courses by Yohans(m): 6:45am On Jun 05, 2021
Cybrary.it
Romance / Re: I've Been Wooing This Girl For 6 Years Now by Yohans(m): 11:17pm On Jun 04, 2021
6 years is the duration of years you spent in secondary school. Now remaining for you to spend like 10 years to continue wooing her.
Breakdown of the 10 years you will spend is below;
4 years - degree in wooing
1 year - service in wooing
2 years - masters in wooing
3 years - PhD in wooing
After all the above and she no gree maybe you'll start reasoning logically.

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Family / Re: Airtime Giveaway For Students by Yohans(m): 9:32pm On Jun 02, 2021
cochtrane:
Hello everyone,

I'm giving away 50k in airtime to students. That's 1k airtime for the first 50 students. I would have made this cash, but for some reasons I can't at the moment. If you need this in cash, you may just want to sell the airtime to those who need it in exchange for cash. If you are interested, just follow this procedure:

- You may indicate interest here. Please do not drop your phone number here.
- Send a PM
- I'll ask for a snapshot of your student ID and your phone number in response to your PM.
- Once your details are confirmed okay, you should get the airtime in a few mins.
- I will check your account before replying your message. If your account is created after May 25, 2021, I'm sorry I won't be replying your email
- Please understand that I will be sharing the handles of those who receive airtime here for record purposes

Goodluck.


List of those who've received so far:
seen, thank you very much sir.
Family / Re: Airtime Giveaway For Students by Yohans(m): 7:45am On Jun 02, 2021
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Romance / Re: How Do I Know If My Girlfriend Wants Sex? by Yohans(m): 7:08am On Jun 02, 2021
You mean you are scared of losing your girl friend, I gat no advice for you.
Travel / Re: Canada Vs Uk: Which Country Is Better For Master. by Yohans(m): 3:21pm On May 28, 2021
opomulero:


pls, what are the conditions that must be met to get the 2 yrs work visa after graduation and what is the next move if after 2 yrs d graduate did not find job?
You must be a student who studied a full degree in order to be eligible for it. I think people who studied short courses are not qualified for it.
Travel / Re: 8 Things You Need To Know About New Zealand by Yohans(m): 1:32pm On May 26, 2021
Cceemmaa:
Hello Everyone. Please I'm new in this platform. I'm trying to apply for canada student visa but I'm confused on the schools and programs.
I graduated in law in 2012 with a 3rd class. Please I would like to know the schools and what program I should go for so as to get a student permit visa. Should I go for diploma courses or certificate courses since most of the schools don't accept a 3rd class for post graduate programmes. Please help me.
I have applied for court clerk and paralegal program in humber college because English proficiency isn't needed because I don't have an ielet.
Please I need more schools. Thanks
Check scholarshipsads.com

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Family / Re: What Are The First 3 Words You See In This Photo? by Yohans(m): 8:57am On May 26, 2021
Doe,son and lesson.
Family / Re: It Really Hard Being An Introvert. by Yohans(m): 7:07pm On May 20, 2021
We are almost alike, but it's just that I have more friends than you.
Sports / Re: Who Will Win 2021 Ballon D'or.....poll by Yohans(m): 6:41pm On May 20, 2021
ThierryJay:


I believe Mbappe is the front runner for the B'Dor cos he had the best individual performance in the UCL this season and getting to the semis also counts for something. Remember Messi won despite being eliminated at the semis in 2019 because he had the best individual performance that UCL season.

De Bruyne is also a strong contender if he puts up a strong showing in the final and Man City wins the UCL, he can usurp Mbappe.

Don't think Lewy will win as he was eliminated from the UCL too early and did not have same impact as Mbappe even in the games he participated.

Messi and Ronaldo are outsiders in the running.

The Euros and Copa will likely still play a deciding factor and can catapult Messi or CR into front runners, or cement the existing front runners stake for the ultimate prize.
I believe Mbappe is not the front runner because Hallland will be the UCL golden boot winner with 10 goals and he also won DFB pokal.
But I think you are right about Euro and Copa America which will play a role in deciding who will win the ballin d'or.
Romance / Re: How Do You Feel Been Alone Or Single by Yohans(m): 5:41pm On May 13, 2021
I am happy, besides I don't think I need any girlfriend right now.
Romance / Re: Why Is Love So Difficult To Find When You're Good? by Yohans(m): 5:38pm On May 13, 2021
No, just keep being good. But are you sure you're that good?
Romance / Re: She Have Anger Issues And Is Affecting Our Relationship by Yohans(m): 12:22pm On May 02, 2021
[quote author=Issues2 post=101306270]but honestly I love her.]

You still love, I weak for your matter.
Romance / Re: Am I Making A Mistake? by Yohans(m): 7:19pm On May 01, 2021
dannyla20:
Hello everyone, happy new year 2021
This is dannyla with a new account.
I just thought I should share an update on how things turned out 1yr+ later.

This thread was a bombshell to me, I got so much responses, I could feel the concern and pity of the commenters which I appreciate so much.

I made up my mind to leave him but I didn't know how, there was this fear about what he'll do if I leave. I didn't reply DMs because I didn't want to drag anyone in. First thing I tried to do was to be financially stable, I went back to my Business and got something going, it wasn't easy but remembering all he did gave me courage, it took me about 6months to be able to stand. Those months were hell as some of it were in the lockdown but I thank God for support, there were big fights cus he beat me up and tore my cheque book and my sister went to challenge him, he beat her up and her boyfriend got guys to beat him up as well.
He threatened my family and I reported him to the police and he had to sign an undertaking that he won't try anything funny, he called to say that he doesn't have to attack me physically and there are plenty spiritual means. I told him to do his worst. I had to fast for some days just to be careful.

Leaving him was like coming out of a shell after 3yrs, I was able to meet old friends and everyone wondered where I have been. Being able to talk to people on the road without some kinda fear of being interrogated later, being able to attend meetings, travel, hangout with friends, post pictures on social media etc felt like privilege from heaven.
I met nice men as well but I don't want to rush things, I still feel scared of any kinda relationship, I know they're not anything like him but I don't want to carry any toxic mentality to a new relationship cus I've almost forgotten how to be normal.

My advise to everyone out there is:
Stay away from narcissists, obsession is not love, it's a crazy and twisted feeling that breaks people.
There are thousands of good people out there, don't stay in an abusive relationship for anything.

If you're in an abusive relationship, know this: your abuser only has as much power as you let them wield, you can leave them and nothing will happen, they're not as powerful as they claim. Nobody will judge you and there are hundreds of good people waiting to meet you. If you don't leave, it won't get better, it'll keep getting worse till it ends in death. Trust me, that person is not the will of God for you, forget about all the prophesies saying otherwise. God speaks to everyone of us who cares to listen, He doesn't need to speak to a prophet somewhere concerning your marriage unless you ask him to. If I could leave my ex and stand, you can do so too, lots of love kiss kiss kiss

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Romance / Re: Which Music Reminds You Of Your Dead Love Ones? by Yohans(m): 9:46am On Jul 30, 2020
Memories by Maroon 5
Romance / Re: She Just Walked Away Without Any Reason by Yohans(m): 9:01am On Jul 30, 2020
Move on with your life bro and try to build your career. I want you to know that in any relationship the person with the most power is the one who needs the other the least, so forget that your me I be confirm street boy thigz.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Too Introverted by Yohans(m): 8:16am On Jul 27, 2020
Swtbabyvee:
I swear manipulative , dated a guy who cried too but was a very wicked person . Introvertion has nothing to do with crying tho . I am kinda introverted too but I hate dating an introvert, tried it and it was very dull and very boring . In fact I don’t like mingling with introverts, in general. If u are an introvert and only hv introverted friends mehn u would be very stagnant in life .
Pure trash, ur comment reeks of hatred towards introverts and stop lieing u are not an introvert cos you seem to know nothing about them. Being stagnant has nothing to do with having friends who are introverts but u were just lazy and lack focus.

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Romance / Re: I'm Shocked To See Ozo In Big Brother Naija by Yohans(m): 1:28pm On Jul 21, 2020
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Romance / Re: Give Away!!!!!! To First 50 Person That Subscribe To My Youtube Channel by Yohans(m): 8:27am On Jun 06, 2020
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Family / Re: What's The Most Senseless Thing You Thought/Did As A Growing Child by Yohans(m): 5:06pm On May 23, 2020
Munzy14:

A lot of us where on this table till house help corrupt us...cheesy

I will tell mom then, to eat well so her stomach can grow big for her to poo out a baby..grin
Lolz
Family / Re: What Nick-name Did Your Bear Back Then In School&why The Name? by Yohans(m): 5:05pm On May 23, 2020
Ethiopia cos an emperor bearing my first name which is Johannes once ruled the country.

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