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what village do you hail from? to prove its self defence in Nigeria, you must have God, lawyer and plenty kaluba

jackpiperr:
He should be released. He has the right to self defense in his property. I hope he gets a good lawyer to help him win the case . He came back from work and found an intruder raping his wife and he killed the man in self defense . case closed .

NCAN Scouts...............Ready for dispatch !

That someday will never happen when it comes to basketball. So wakeup and smell what the rock is cooking kai imagine the hairy sweaty armpits rubbing on your mouth...eeeueuuuuuwwww!

LydayBobo:
The guys tried. I saw the games and noticed improvement. We will get there someday just like before our Falcons became fear factors, they were hammered 8:0s but that can't happen again. We will get there

You fine and you can cook moderately well, send me your details.. Mek we connect. can you control well too?

sade1994:
Thank God I can cook the basics and intermediates

So no need to panic

So you don't trust your mum.... Guy you are wicked!

Kenneth205:
Don't no about you guys o... but me

*I don't trust people who bleed for days and don't die*

I didn't marry a cook, I married my woman, a friend, soul mate, lover and wife, not a cook! Cooking does not define the qualities in a woman, she. Might not be good in cooking but good in other things that's why there are professional cooks ..,this life is simple why complicate it.. You and your wife working 9-5! Coming home from work everyday is a struggle and you now want her to go in the kitchen and spend another 2-3hrs in the heat... I advice any single girl that can't cook to stay away from Redeem church. It's not a friendly hunting ground.

Jesus, please refrain me from slapping some idiots in here, for heaven sake what has Saudi Arabia got to with this thread? This is the most stupid question anyone has ever asked on nairaland, and you got 24 likes...ignorant like givers.

wowmenow:
How come Saudi Arabia is not in recession

This must be a Porsche wedding, not like Ilaje wedding

Very Funny about the poverty and IQ, but since you such an intellectual, please answer me this, on average how long does a coconut take before it starts producing? Now apply that same analogy to power issues in Nigeria, everyone knows fashola did well in Lagos, and he didn't achieve it under one year. So how dare you think he is a god that will just cast some incantations and the light problems will be solve. Guy use your brain now? God gave you the sense for free, it won't cost you to use it sometimes. PS I live well above the poverty line mate.. Check my postcode!

globe16:
The same fashola made so many foolish statements under the GEJ administration, saying that it is not a serious government because it couldnt guarantee steady power supply.. Now he has been appointed to fix the power problem and you are here talking nonsense.. So if fashola cannot fix the power as minister, he should be rewarded with presidency? I dont blame you... The average IQ of a Nigerian is in the negative due to poverty

Didn't he warn ever everybody.. " I am for nobody" so why we acting surprised like a virgin that's just seen penis for the 1st time.

Imagine how much dollars was siphoned out of this declining economy or is it Naira they spending there?

You are so dim-witted with that statement. when you plant coconut , does it start sprouting coconut under 1 year. since you were born , have you ever had constant light? sometimes i read the comments here then look at some of the profile pictures or handle and realize how the internet has made some stupid people managed to be on social media

globe16:
Nigerians will troop out to vote Fashola that have spread darkness all through Nigeria in 2019.. Yeye

These are the problems we Nigerians have , any demonstration we turn it into celebration, is that not crate of drinks and drums i see in these pictures? so how are they going to take us serious. Same thing during the occupy Nigeria move, the Park that was used to demonstrate turned into a carnival, music stars were called, one particular song that stuck with me was " emi le se omo ti o fine" no wonder the demonstration failed if something like this is being turned into a jamboree. If we want to be taken serious, hurt a these conglomerates where it hurts.... their money! that will get their attention.

What is so fascinating or delicious in eating snakes? 35k... Is it a macho thing or right of passage into manhood?

Whao! Speechless.

obainosis4real:
second letter to senseless Christians by ex Muslim Ishaku
Abdul'rahman Mohammed
LETTER TO SENSELESS CHRISTIANS part 2 -Ishaku
Abdul'rahman Mohammed
Dear Nigerian Christian,
If you saw my first letter you would have known that I used
to be a Muslim but now a Christian. I have been in hiding
because, anyone born a Muslim and converts to Christianity
has a death sentence on his head. It is even worse now that
they know I have decided to reveal their hidden agenda to
the Nigerian Christian who stupidly voted Buhari, a known
jihadist as president.
In that letter I told you about the subtle ways president
Buhari is going about his islamization agenda. In this part I
will explain, with Islamic teachings why our president is
making some of his moves without caring about the feelings
and sensibilities of Christians in Nigeria.
So much has happened since my last letter and God willing, I
will continue to educate you as things unfold. Please pray
for me cause the forces of darkness are arrayed against me
for telling the truth. And if you ever hear that I get killed
don't weep for me. Just know I have finished my race and
am with the Lord Jesus. The same Jesus I rejected all my life
as Muslim. The same Jesus I called a prophet of Allah who is
a little lower that the false prophet Mohammed. To Jesus
alone be all the praise, glory and honor for saving me from
the satanic cult called Islam. I now worship this same Jesus
and will do so till is expire.
Have you noticed that whenever any Christian, occupying a
high position in any government agency is removed only
muslims get to replace him or her?
200 military officers were retired recently and guess what?
They were either southerners or Northern Christians. As far
as the northern Muslim is concerned, if you are a
southerner you are a Christian. And being a Christian means
you are the worst creatures of Allah. Now you may ask, why
is that important?
By 1914, the ottomans of turkey began a propaganda that
presented the Armenian Christians as a security threat. So
what did they do? In 1915 they retired all Christians from the
Turkish army. Once they Christians were disarmed they
started killing the Christians. This is how turkey became
almost one hundred percent Muslim country. For those who
do not know. Remember the seven letters to the seven
churches of revelations 1-3? All those churches were located
in today's turkey. Islam has wiped out Christianity from
turkey. This was the exact model that Hitler used in Germany
to wipe out six million Jews.
I want to advice Niger delta never to disarm. There is what
we call in Islam, the treaty of hudaibiya. This is the peace
agreement that their prophet, Mohammed had with the
meccans. the peace treaty was to last for ten years but
Mohammed, seeing that the meccans had relaxed, launched
a military campaign two years into the peace treaty and that
was how Mecca fell to Islam. This was Yar A'dua's plan when
he gave the militants amnesty. Had he lived longer the
amnesty would have been stopped. Buhari actually thought
that the militants had fully disarmed hence he stopped the
amnesty. I guess Jonathan, by the leading of the Lord
empowered them even more militarily before he left.
Mohammed said, war is deception.
In my last letter I told you about the useful idiots. The GMD
of NNPC Mr Kachikwu was just relieved of his position and
guess who replaced him? Another Muslim. Now they have
started instituting corruption charges against him. One down
more to go. Soon Amaechi will go too. Almost every
Christian is out of government. All the military chiefs are
muslims. Custom, immigration etc are all headed by
muslims now. Yet my fellow senseless Christians still cannot
see what is happening. Did you know that the new IG of
police is also a Muslim? Do you know how many senior
officers were retired just to pave the way for the new IG?
Guess the first thing he did? Accused the former IG of
stealing 24 police vehicles. Thank God that alarm was
proven false but they never give up. They must find some
frivolous charges against him. Just wait and see.
Again, during the elections you would have been familiar
with the grandest deception called the #bringbackourgirls
led by a Christian Mrs Oby Ezekwesili in collaboration with
other Northern women. Do you know that the female
principal of the chibok girls college has now been appointed
to the position of commissioner of education in Borno state?
Since when do secondary school principals get appointed as
the commissioner of education in a state where you have
university and polytechnic lecturers, VCs and Rectors?
Madam Oby's Muslim Vice was first appointed as chief of
staff by El Rufai of kaduna state and guess what happened
next? Buhari just appointed her MD of NPA. What did the
useful idiot Christian. Oby get? Nothing. Where are the so
called missing girls? Still at large but they used it to deceive
you to voting out a Christian president.
Talking about a Christian president. Do you know that in
Islam it is forbidden for a Christian to hold a position of
authority over muslims? Since they could not deny the
achievements of our christian president Dr Goodluck
Jonathan they spun a huge propaganda around corruption.
He was vilified as the most corrupt president Nigeria ever
had. The press had a field day reporting monumental
corruption under Jonathan. They knew the only way they
could get the attention of the Nigerian is to mention
corruption and we all fell for the deception hook, line and
sinker. I will be naive to say there was no corruption under
GEJ. No government in the world can claim to be corruption
free. Yet it was made to look like Jonathan had stolen the
wealth of the nation and crippled the economy. Buhari
made huge promises that got people ecstatic. He was seen
as the Messiah. Nigerians refused to see the economic
growth under GEJ. Even when Nigeria was rated as the 3rd
and 1st fastest growing economy in the world and Africa no
one paid any heed to it. Nigeria became the no 1 investment
destination in Africa yet it seemed like it was all fairy tale.
Today, just one year after GEJ we are no longer in the list of
growing economies of the world. The effects are everywhere.
The Nigerian economy is almost grounding to a halt. And
guess what? They have now spun another propaganda that
what we are experiencing now is the effect of the misrule of
GEJ. Again, Christians are buying this crap and swallowing it
like a hot plate of delicious food. Eight months into the
Buhari regime, the bureau of national statistics release a
report that over 4.5 million Nigerians have lost their jobs
under Buhari. Time will fail me to expatiate.
Have you noticed how Christians and muslims are treated
when it comes to corruption cases? They go to the media to
convict people of corruption and when they eventually take
them to court and the court gives a verdict they don't like
the disobey the court order. Mr Fani Kayode was in
detention for over sixty days. You were told that it was
because of corruption. How many muslims have been so
treated? As far as I know. Only Dasuki is getting that
treatment but again that is understandable. It was Dasuki,
then a very junior officer that arrested Buhari during the
babangida coup that overthrew Buhari in 1983. Muslims
don't forgive. The god of Islam requires muslims to take
vengeance unlike our God that says vengeance is mine.
The most unfortunate part of this is that we Christians use
our values to judge muslims yet we know absolutely nothing
about their values. We don't know anything about the tenets
of that religion. Mohammed was a very vengeful person. He
killed all those who made fun of him. Even those who
criticized him. That is why Buhari cannot stand criticism.
We have seen in the news how innocent Christian women
were killed by muslims and our dear president has been
silent. Whole communities are being wiped out by Muslim
Fulani herdsmen yet no word from your president. The
latest is that farmers will now pay for protection while
Buhari is now going to use the military to protect Fulani
herdsmen and their cows. Buhari is now protecting
murderers against innocent Citizens of the country yet you
still can't see anything wrong? Do you know what they have
just introduced? It is called the jizya. Jizya happens to be the
Islamic protection tax payable by Christians and Jews so
they don't get killed. Muslims don't pay jizya. It may not
make sense to you now but soon you will be told to pay
protection tax. They may call it whatever but it is the jizya.
And since only Christian communities will be attacked only
Christians will have to pay.
Am going to stop here and update you as things unfold.
Yours in Christ
Abdul'rahman Mohammed
Please copy and share on all your social networks.
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Simple correction ! When you accused someone for spamming instead of using flooding your belle sweet you, now an enlightened enigma corrected you and you took offence... See ur life... PoopooBrain

AntiIPOOP:
Ok mango park

My dear not everybody you see on the road is human, pray God open your spiritual eyes, I doubt if you will be able to walk another meter., they should call the bale of that area make her confess who sent her, because she's definitely not alone

vivaciousvivi:
People are just heartless. Dunno how you would wake up, shower and make it your day's mission to cause harm to a family by kidnapping. Wicked world!

Bros with due respect and correction it's not spamming, it's flooding!

AntiIPOOP:
With due respect, stop spamming the forum with this childish post.

am trying to understand you

KayodeAjani:
The reason why people dispose cars is because of fear. I bought my car as London use and it served me for two years b4 it started with black smoke and brian box issues. I spent fortune but i never relent .eventually i had d car's problem fixed now am still enjoying it. If you buys a car and u can fix d problem that might rises good luck. No bad car to me someone used it from new to that present stage and can be fixed.

it wont be easy, but with God and stable government free of corruption, you will accomplish all that you set to achieve

No knowledge is a waste, yes you not gaining anything, but believe me it will look good on your CV and make you standout from other jobseekers.

Happy monday, all have a good week

Look ! Whether she slapped the guy or not is not the question here, the issue is: is it right to hit a woman yes or no? but it's Nigeria so anything goes, a country where a woman reports rape and the police will ask her did she enjoy it, did you scream, what were you doing there? A country were women's right was rejected by the govt. Did you too ever consider what the woman felt, how much abuse she has been taking and finally reached the point where all the pent up anger just exploded, I respect the guy for not beating her, whatever happen after that only God knows . And the guy that use Jayz as an example as been passive when solan get attacked him in the lift, that's what you call a gentleman, read the comments and see how people applauded Jayz for keeping his cool. Again I say , sow evil , reap evil, statistics shows men that beat women are from broken or disfucntional homes where they have been exposed to violence against women. Everywhere in the world now there is a campaign going on . " abolish women violence ". Google it.. Do you also know, if your wife,sidechick, babe , or causal 4uckmate tells you she's not doing and you force her, it's classed as rape?

faced4tp:
mr /Mrs yomz1e, I do hope u r talking from experience having been slapped in public by someone of the opposite gender. funny how people talk about how a real man shud behave but Neva consider for a second if he has his emotions, pride or self worth intact. if u had criticized the woman who assaulted her husband you could then truly convince us that you can act like a more sensible person than the woman.

It's all clear now, that typical Nija mentality, beat the weaker sex to make you feel manly.. Stay in your 4kd up mindset because I know there a lot of men in Nigeria that won't raise their hands against a woman regardless of what she may do.. That's what you call a real man, but I guess you seen your dad beat your mum so much that so you see it as well deserve beating .. or perhaps you were raised in a brothel where diff men come in and beat women

SycophanticGoat:
Bunkum also means foolish words.. Don't you think your words were foolish enough? In where the furk you're, is it a norm for you dummies to be bitchslapped by any girl that comes your way while you lots take it just cuz you scared of jail? I guess it's not a crime for your irresponsible girls over there to slap the taste out of your mouth on daily basis? Oh, lemme guess, you think every one is you or JayZ? Go sit your ass someone lemme have a good view of reasonable comments and not the trash you keep typing..

Read the 1st line of your comment dummy! , Try that shit here ,your ass will be straight to jail where you will be someone's ho! . Stupid Neanderthal man and your use of bunkum is totally out context.

SycophanticGoat:
This guy just ended up talking absolute bunkum. You tried really hard to make sense but there was actually no sense in what you typed and it didn't correlate with what I typed. My advise to you, when you're dating a girl, give her the free liberty to always slap the sense out of you OK?

I've never hit a woman, I hate it as a matter of fact. That's same way I hate it if a woman should hit me, so I expect any woman I date or get married to, to be reasonable enough to settle issues with me as a reasonable adult, not slapping me as if I'm her houseboy. Why I'm I even explaining to you sine it seems you find it hard to understand simple statements..?

Shey you know one day you too will hav a daughter and she will get killed by her craze boyfriend because she checked his phone, and also if it's your son that beats another mans daughter and she dies, that's murder case. Who will lose?

SycophanticGoat:
The day a girl raises her hand on me is the day I beat the living daylight out of a girl...

If I do you any wrong, you can nag, insult me, or even leave me but don't you dare lift that hand of yours and hit me, or if you'd do, make sure you use a big stuff and that I don't survive it.. Nobody deserves the monopoly of violence and nobody should be physically abused no matter what!

Liked your comment until the last sentence... So you beat women ..... How wud u feel if your dad bitchslap your mum because she put too much salt in the soup? Or your sister gets beaten up and ends up in coma because she answered her boyfriend phone.. So after pounding her like wrestlemania, you will now want to 4uck her again in the night....shame on you and any guys that beat a woman... Wish you end up in prison and let some prisoner treats you like their bitch!

skondo09:
See wetin telemundo dey cause?
Is quite d opposite in proper naija setting, u check my fone wtout my consent, u receive d hard slap of ur life

What nonsense you talking about spiritual food ko, mamywater food ni, I don't know where you got ur stats from but you wrong. Perhaps the people returning are over 70's coming back home to die in their fathers land. You need food Bro or you start hallucinating and thinking your neighbours are raw meat

AlphaCentauri:
bro, its funny you say that but there is a huge amount of people returning to nigeria from the past 5 years till now. like i am subscribed to like 20 of them on youtube and they have a network in nigeria of returnees. bro, even though naija is tough physically, but spiritually it is rich - and some people prefer to feed their spirit than their body. it is those who prefer to feed their body who dont want to return. question is whats more important to you ? your spirit or your body ?

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