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HealthRe: Phosguard Fumigant To Buy Rats From Lagosians For "Kill Rats, Make Money.’ by yomz1e(m): 11:48am On Aug 29, 2016
Those rat pie sellers will now hike up their price.. And blame Buhari too
BusinessRe: Naira Exchanges For 414 A Dollar by yomz1e(m): 11:44am On Aug 29, 2016
Not everybody uses forex to buy foods, I need for my training here, some need it for their business to buy materials we don't have in Nija and technology as well. So expand your reasoning. The fact is the political big cheats don't have these issues, it's end users like us that are suffering. Some people in their houses have stacks on deck of foreign currency which belonged to the nation.


Lifestone:
Some will blame PMB for this but I won't.
So long our appetite for foreign goods consumption is high, Naira will continue to fall. I heard the story of a Nigerian family that buys their vegetables from stores in the UK.
Buhari must stand firm with steady hands and force a change of taste from Nigerians.This is our time to finally restructure how our FX are utilised.
We must eat Nigerian Rice, buy Nigeria made cars etc.
CelebritiesRe: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities That Are Yoruba Men by yomz1e(m):
My cousin, Benny

CelebritiesRe: Kevin Ikeduba Celebrates His 40th Birthday With Throwback Photo by yomz1e(m): 3:01pm On Aug 21, 2016
Wishing him the very best from NCAN UK chapter.. Correct actor. Never knew he was from that side of the neighbourhood . Well done
HealthRe: Nigerian Dupes Cancer Stricken White Woman (Photos) by yomz1e(m): 2:43pm On Aug 21, 2016
TerrorSquad147:
when your head is like this, sense eludes you
grin grin wise men says 2heads is better than one. So thank you.. By the way have you seen your family portrait below, you and ya mother, father and uncle Clarus Okon , no wonder dat ya cone head and mouth like platypus come dey talk yansh talk.

HealthRe: Nigerian Dupes Cancer Stricken White Woman (Photos) by yomz1e(m):
Again I must apologise for one idiotic shameful yoba bringing shame to oduduwa clan! We shall deal with him in our own way if the identity is true and confirmed yoba boy.,So all you association of flat-head NCANs be rest assured it's been handle by the correct authority. On a lighter note, he wasn't peddling drugs and in addition I don't want to believe that upon all the news in the media about advance fraud scam, this woman still took the bait. From experience 419ers don't use their real identity and pictures to perpetrate fraud. This could be a mistaken identity or gross impersonation by an iPob/flat-head. Our investigation dept will examine all evidences and report back to NCAN UK Essex chapter. Thank you for your patience.

PS : Nice try IPOBs/Flat-heads, No shit can stick on us, because we flush it away!
RomanceRe: 10 Pictures Every Lady Who Is No Longer A Virgin Can Relate To by yomz1e(m): 4:27am On Aug 21, 2016
tosyne2much:
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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Pilgrims’ Cocaine Scandal : Buhari Angry With Ndlea by yomz1e(m):
Kabrud abi Kabiru,. My friend hol up hol up ! Muslims dont believe Jesus Christ is the son of God,(disrespect no 1) you believe he is just a messenger/ servant like your warmonger, paedophile Moh-am-mad! When Jesus asked his desciples " who do people say I am?" All his desciples told him what different people say he is and Some even said he was a prophet maybe from one small mumuslim community back then. Only one desciple gave the right answer, and Jesus said, it was God that reveal this to him. So why then do muslims still insist he is a prophet when he states he is the only son of God. Even God vouched for him after the baptism, this my truly beloveth son, in who am well please. Or did you read somewhere in the bible where Jesus referred to himself As prophet of God? We have so many prophets in the bible, Elisha, Samuel! Elijah, John the Baptist etc these are prophets and that's the category Mo belongs to, Erand boys which is stated in the Quran. Again Mr. kabiru, (Disrespect no 2)God never Called himself Allah anywhere in the bible, he gave his names to his people and when they should use each name as each had specific meaning, Yahweh , Elohim, El Shaddai, Adonai! Abba, Jehova Nisi, I don't recollect him saying call me Allah.When his being appeared to Moses on mount Sinai, he reintroduce himself again to Moses as "I am the I am" not I am Allah the Allah. His prophethood...guy u give me jokes! Prophethood ko....gangsterhood ni.


kabrud:
I can assure u that no single muslim has ever and will ever say anything derogatory against Jesus Christ cos his prophethood is well captured in the muslim Holy Book. Muslims don't play with divinity the way u just did and let me tell u, the word 'Allah' is an Arabic word meaning God. So continue with ur blasphemy in the name of provoking the muslims and I wish u the best of whatever u deserve by ur sayings and actions.
SportsRe: Rio Football Olympic bronze Medal Ceremony Photos by yomz1e(m): 3:12am On Aug 21, 2016
Well done boys, now go sample all those Brazilian natives ....they are hmmmmmmmmm....
EventsRe: Akinade And Olufunto Married As Virgins!! (Photos) by yomz1e(m):
Yeah she bought this from my shop just before the wedding... True! am sure he has masturbated once if. It many self and she too has Love Machine herself so technically they are still Virgins for their minds. When you have wet dream and cum, dats it, you no longer a virgin grin grin

EducationRe: Onyemaechi Christian Wins Cartoon Networks Africas Best Cartoonist 2016 (photos) by yomz1e(m): 7:24pm On Aug 20, 2016
well done OP .... i typed Flat-head and it substituted it to Igbo boy..... grin grin grin grin grin nice work behind the scene.
EducationRe: Onyemaechi Christian Wins Cartoon Networks Africas Best Cartoonist 2016 (photos) by yomz1e(m): 7:21pm On Aug 20, 2016
Let us all come together for once and celebrate in this igbo boy achievement. grin grin grin grin Oduduwa children no dulling next time.

Signed
NCAN Essex President
CrimeRe: Izuchukwu Ezimoha Who Was Executed In Indonesia Buried In Ihiala, Anambra - Pics by yomz1e(m): 7:08pm On Aug 20, 2016
kai! Nairalanders don't have mercy at all, at least let the family grief in peace now! but on a serious note, the Nigerian Embassy should have been able to negotiate some kind of deal for this guys' life. Other countries do it, mark my words if it was an Indonesian in Nigerian that committed any hideous crime, the Indo govt will strike a deal with FG. Anyways, I hope his family advises his relatives, friends and community that drug trafficking is one way traffic to death sentence in some countries.

That money for his burial could have been used to spread the danger of drug trafficking in that community rather than wasting it because am sure some mules would have seen his house and pray too to become drug peddlers

On behalf of NCAN UK chapter, we pray may his soul find a good highway to heaven and not through Indonesia. RIP Mate.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, PDP And The Road To 2019 - By Dele Momodu by yomz1e(m): 6:47pm On Aug 20, 2016
Why the 4uk can't Nigerian journalist use simple english when writing an article, must we consult oxford dictionary to understand what you writing or are they trying to impress the chief editor? Anyways , again, 2019 is not here yet and I can already predict the future is still not bright for Nigerians.
EducationRe: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by yomz1e(m): 6:44pm On Aug 20, 2016
http://www.scout.com/college/basketball/recruiting . He should go to a court and throw some hoops, states his height and a little intro about himself and why he loves basketball. There are other European countries looking for teams. He should also try with the Nigerian Basketball association.

poundlander:
how do u mean? elucidate please
Car TalkRe: Duties On Tokunbo Cars To Be Reduced - Kemi Adeosun by yomz1e(m): 5:20pm On Aug 20, 2016
let me add to it, all they read is the 1st line and quickly straight to comment.... dumb twits. which means bringing cars from places like Cotonou will incur less tariff... kapish?

vedaxcool:
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Dude just learn to Read and Comprehend
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Man For Duping ‘wife’ Of N6.7m by yomz1e(m): 3:58pm On Aug 20, 2016
Emo101:
Am From South West...But We Are All One Is Just For The Fun Ooo
And that's what some people here fail to grasp, it's all harmless fun. Some people can't sleep when they read comedic comments
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Man For Duping ‘wife’ Of N6.7m by yomz1e(m): 3:55pm On Aug 20, 2016
Brother ? Play with me joh, no call me brother cheesy grin.. Inbox me your details mek we start application process

grin
Gracito:
I get o my brother. Abi?
EducationRe: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by yomz1e(m): 3:36pm On Aug 20, 2016
His gift can make way for him...
EducationRe: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by yomz1e(m): 3:33pm On Aug 20, 2016
He should start applying to American universities and pose with basketball even if he can't play.
Jokes EtcRe: Woman Use cooking Pot As Helmet While Riding on A Motorcycle {pic} by yomz1e(m): 3:18pm On Aug 20, 2016
Another stupid example why white people mock us, she should be whipped and show example of people without proper helmet. She would be better off with head wrapper like the sheiks do . there is only one tribe where the women ride okadas and its common in south south
CelebritiesRe: Singer Tekno Dyes His Hair Blonde... You Like It? (photos) by yomz1e(m): 11:31am On Aug 20, 2016
Ugly shirt lifter....
PoliticsRe: PDP Responds To Oyegun's Statement‎: "We Handed Over A Better Nigeria To Buhari" by yomz1e(m): 10:41am On Aug 20, 2016
Whether APC or PDP , Nigeria was heading downhill, we were leaving on credit and overdraft, I use the UK as an example, when Labour govt was in charge, everyone was doing well especially the low earners, more benefits for them thereby taking away more from the rich. The Labour govt were borrowing money to sustain the UK economy, covering the deficits and fully knowing that the credit will run out soon. When the conservative took over , they discovered all the deficits the labour govt has left, so to patch up the economy, they increased vat,tax and cut benefits, people with low wages complained that the conservative where not listening to the Uk citizen and they are for the rich people, which in all honesty they are, but the difference is their agenda favoured everyone somehow. The conservative govtdecisions made the UK economy strong again and now made the UK stable again. In the case of Nigeria, there are similarities, PDP were spending lavishly and only enriching their friends, family and not the people. For APC to gain the people's confidence that they are serious about helping Nigeria to recover, they have to curb corruption within the party and initiate wealth generating programs for the masses because a rich nation generates rich happy people, but sadly APC have not shown any characteristics that they are the party that can deliver and with these budget padding, Fulani killings and undisclosed issues we in for a hardship. my final words are these , if we had continue under PDP, the country will be in a direadful situation, with APC atleast our Dec et into the abyss has slowed down so only time can tell.
PoliticsRe: I And Others Brought Buhari To Salvage Nigeria- Obasanjo by yomz1e(m): 10:04am On Aug 20, 2016
My fellow Nigerians what you've just read is what politics is all about, there are no enemies in politics. in the he public eye, there are rifts between the two parties , behind the curtains they are allies. The people been hounded by EFCC are people both parties have a grudge against. so believe it when OBJ says he is part of the ruling council responsible for choosing PMB.
CelebritiesRe: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities that are Igbo men by yomz1e(m): 11:54pm On Aug 19, 2016
For your palm kernel mind right?

cstr14:
C'mon, the winner is obvious. There is no competition here. Igbo men win hands down.
The only people that can offer a bit of competition are actually akwa-ibom and cross-river folks.
CelebritiesRe: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities that are Igbo men by yomz1e(m): 11:51pm On Aug 19, 2016
This thread never break?
CelebritiesRe: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities that are Igbo men by yomz1e(m): 8:00pm On Aug 19, 2016
I don't even know why I had to search far self, dear NLs, may I present my own 2nd cousin Heavy weight kick boxing champion. Ibi to bale lati ri Omo Kunrin.. Meaning...We find real men in hard places.

CelebritiesRe: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities that are Igbo men by yomz1e(m): 7:30pm On Aug 19, 2016
you present all these pix to fool who exactly.. To boost your egos. grin grin grin grin.. I have only one picture of a real man for you. cool

CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Man For Duping ‘wife’ Of N6.7m by yomz1e(m): 7:09pm On Aug 19, 2016
You get Int passpo? I go arrange visa and return tkt.. Cos your u know money no be problem.. wink
Gracito:
Lmao, ngwanu. Where do we flex?
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Man For Duping ‘wife’ Of N6.7m by yomz1e(m): 2:35pm On Aug 19, 2016
just checked ur profile, can we forget this tribe thing and flex... grin grin grin


Gracito:
Another thread for the NCAN embarassed lipsrsealed cry. The woman mumu sha, getting married without any idea what to expect when she finally meets his people. Too bad

Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump: "I Regret Things I Have Said That Caused Pain" by yomz1e(m): 1:36pm On Aug 19, 2016
Hello Trump! I salute you

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