Mad people everywhere. God will save us all.

ILoveDemMANNA:


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Bubu shark doo doo doo
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Bubu shark!

okoroemeka:
honestly I don't know how you got the idea of riding a power bike from a bicycle it will not end well,I had such ideas when I was in school and my dear friend told me to halt buying one until I have actually riden one to know if it is what I really wanted,we got a Kawasaki ninja with 4 cylinders and after a few turns with it I decided that I still have things to do with my life,the power,acceralation,balance is something else,it's best left for fearless men that has ridden bikes for many years, imagine riding something with two wheels with so much power that I can't think of any vehicle in Nigeria that can overtake that beast of a bike the Kawasaki gpz9000 ninja, 0 to 97-100 km/hr in 3.5 seconds,

why would you even start on a gpz900, that bike is for experienced riders. your friend didn't advice you well you would have looked for a ninja 250 or ninja 400 and enjoy your ride.

Nigeria is a joke.

Hi Acunon, I need TV stands for Samsung 4 series, is it possible?

MzNeeyamazing:
Hey ppl.
Sorry to go a little off topic.
I need a guy or girl in their twenties or early 30s who is absolutely OBSESSED with perfume and cologne to cohost a fun, quirky weekly web-series on the topic.

By obsessed, i mean:
1. He/she is extremely knowledgeable about perfumes and colognes; designer brands not the cheap stuff.
2. Has adequate knowledge of notes and can make comments on sillage and longevity.
3. Has a collection of their own (4-6 and above; again, none of the cheap stuff).
4. Has a very keen nose. Can tell the difference between original and replica (smart collection) perfumes.
5. Can speak fantastic English.
6. Is playful and fun. Helps if he/she is funny and witty too.
7. Can properly pronounce designer names.
8. Is capable of describing scents or creating visual imagery from smell.

Perks: free perfume occasionally.


If this is you or you know anyone who fit this description please reply to this post or contact me on thesniffng@ gmail dot com. I also need a fantastic cinematographer and editor to shoot and edit the footage with fun, modern graphic styles.

OK. Am sending you an email now.

I did 150km/h with 2005 ML350, broke my previous record of 125km/h with 2003 RAV4 (in Calabar).

Life itself is a risky venture. You can die anywhere, anytime. Just do the things that makes you happen. A biker should be very very alert and have good reflexes, when on the road. Especially with Nigerians drivers on the road. Safety first should be the watch word, protective kits saves life o, but to an extent. A motorcycle crash is not pleasant atall, that is when you will know if your heart or love for speed and sportbikes is strong or not. Although some will say if you neva crash you neva start. But that is not really necessary.

Bikers will speed because they have finally overcome that fear and can handle their bike. It's the same as driving a car (or cage as bikers call it) you are initially afraid to even do 30kmh. But once you have mastered it you are doing 120kmh and over like 007.

I love bikes soooo much. Am obsessed with it. When people tell me bikes are dangerous, I tell them electricity is dangerous too. I plan to commence riding lessons. The only porn I know are bike videos.

First time I sat on a sport bike was at the BT in Benin last November. The guy covered 32km in 14mins, top speed 240km/h. My legs were shaking, the rumbling of the engine, the sound of the wind, and stupid me funny thoughts started entering my head (I won't mention...lol). I only had confidence in him since he rode from Calabar to Benin. It was an exciting feeling that day cos once I came down, I wanted to ride on the bike again...lol.

To me bikers are the bravest men that walk the earth (argue with your phone), then ladies who ride they finish work.

My biker friend told me to start with 600cc, but me I will start on a 400cc oh.

zico530:
Anyone can do that. A snake is powerless when it swallows prey for at least 1_2hrs.

you go and do it na

EngrSeries:
Price is really not quality. Got this perfume for N23k, yet not impressed. Wanna change for a better one...

You should be patient with it a lil bit. Keep it away for some days and come bck to it. Also perfumes perform differently under different conditions. That's how i almost threw away my Dior Homme cos it didnt impress me at first.

Also maybe its "olfactory fatique" happening to you. However, ask a friend to wear the perfume for the day, hang around him and you will see that you will/may be impressed.


BTW have you sold it yet?

IG @keppyongi am a perfume freak too

EngrSeries:
Price is really not quality. Got this perfume for N23k, yet not impressed. Wanna change for a better one but I'm short of ideas. Suggestions pls?
Remember there's Recession in the country. So be reasonable with the price!

Cheap and good perfumes i have used include: Lapidus Pour Homme, Versace Blue Jeans, Ferragamo F Black, Quorum, Silver Quorum etc. Try Versace Dreamer, Chic Man.

M5 mini camera shots clean pictures, but the weight ('cos of a big battery) to me is a turn off.

Am looking out for quality camera in my next phone. So which "affordable" Android phone do you think has better camera than Gionee M5 mini.

Budget is between 50k to 60k.


Also, what can you say about HTC Desire Eye camera?

#HappySunday

Corruption

I have don open eye and sharp guy to take someone's position on the queue. And the ATM seized my card.


I wanted to die.

Non yet

GloryIsaac:


Lmao!! you want to start another long arguement ..

Saw on EA Sports twitter handle that FIFA 17 would feature coaches like mou e.t.c

i don't intend to oh. Yea,i saw that feature. I watched fifa17 trailer also, it was thrilling.

bellaanyansi i could use your price list.

What is PES?

I have enjoyed FIFA tracks better than PES. Own collections of both since 2012.

Splendid information. How do I practice this?

Why?

Wow

invisibleman2:


I don't think he agreed, he just deceived cookie, didn't you see his face when he was hugging cookie, he has started making plans right from that moment, I just hope cookie finds out before he does something bad to her

Yea i saw the face. I guess he is just playing Cookie. Initially Cookie was going to reject it, because she knows the kinda man Luscious is.

trexglox:
does Calvin Klein euphoria last? cos I bought it Nd it does not last for more than 5 hrs. I don't knw if it's fake pls kindly suggest a female nice aroma perf DAT is budget friendly with a longlasting effect even when one has has a stressful DAT.. hope u understand what u mean. insight over to u

normally you don't smell a perfume after sometime because of what is called olfactory fatique. Why not ask ya frnd to where it, while you wear another perfume. And see if u can still smell it on her.
Try Perfumes from Juicy Couture, Dior or Guerlain.

So Luscious finally agrees to run Empire with someone.

The hi-speed WiFi

hmmmm

i frown at this

lol

nice