Alexiz: Lol... Mak una jez manage dis 1

gmyguy: moi

Nayah:
yes and you can look at it on my profile pic

betterbest: is laila ikeji from china? we av original Linda ikeji and pirated laila ikeji.

Original: - pirated:
Samsung - simsung
Nokia - nokiwa / nakia
Linda ikeji - laila ikeji
Nairaland - nairalist
Church - mosque
Jesus - muhammed
Panasonic - pamasonic

abbeycial: Its a nyc one...just wondering y so much hate frm NLs? Quess dey felt it penetrate dia bone marrows

Ah, you're still wondering.....? Haba! Well, I know why the [size=3pt]''unmarriable''[/size] ladies are uncomfortable with the topic.


Xcuse me pass jare!

Imanuelle:

In igbo, its called 'abuba-eke'
Ȋ̝̊̅† works real well...
My sis used Ȋ̝̊̅† when she had a bike accident.

afam4eva: ^^ are you her husband?

al-qaeda:
POLITICS AND ASS KISSING

kandiikane:

Lol, na wa for you oo.

You dey hit on man sef? Shebi you for know say abi man.

Well, I still would, insofar as we see fit. However, that whatsis must be swart-complexioned. I no dey do Albinos! Lol.

@Topic

Dark-skinned Men rock....

r231:

shame on you

you are suppose to be a mod.......somebody accused another mod of selling email address and you find it funny

Segun Bro, chill already. It's not North Korea, Its Nairaland. Show/share some love.....

r231:

why now

kandiikane: No, I did rather chop you up.

As long as both succulent-c[i]u[/i]m-glossy lips are involved.....and with considerable aplomb, then, Am game. Lol

val_dee: 1. These mods are not been paid? Then they can pay themselves by selling emails.
2. The mods always play smart. They are smart enough to spam us.
3. I started getting spam emails after a Mod sent me a PM. I 've to abandon the account.

saintvc: I was headin from work two days ago in d popular A y a junction in abuja . I saw a woman with a tree branch beating and yelling at a boy of about 9 years. Her voice was so loud. She flogd d boy all over his body .the boy helplesly cried out loud.

blank: Moderators have access to your email especially if you use the report to moderator button.

kandiikane:

No surprise. Only you will come and do this.

Chaydee:

make dem finish this one abeg

amaechijay:


So how do u put it when someone is neither swarthy nor light...?

~Royal~:
Honestly when i first came to this site..and first met kandii i thought she was like some 40 year old lonely biitch who reads sexx novels all day and plays with herself

...Because

...When i first met her, it was in this thread....so that's what i assumed....This is some Sexx Novel Perversion type shidd



https://www.nairaland.com/953292/romantic-easter-fling-married-man


^The type of stories that Old Divorced women get off on. I had imagined kandii as some Old 42 year old Librarian with Thick Glasses and a Dash of Facial Hair.

My....! Oh My......

Sagamite:
Let me tell a girl to sign prenup and let her refuse, I will show her how romantic I am when I say "fck off".

pbs4real: don't. Force d word into ur dictionary,when d time comes it will be d only word there.....by then u wld be d one proposing to men......best of luck....

odumchi: It's the beginning of herding season, so it's not a surprise. He's probably en-route from Sokoto to Aba.

Goldieluks:



What's funny dude??
But trust me , he misses me still.
I miss him too, but its all in the past now.

Soz I laughed. Granted, Idowu can be cruelly(?) funny at times...[size=1pt]but she has a point tho[/size]

kandiikane:
In the end, there is also nothing wrong feeling disrespected when your friend puts a pic up of a man you have shared everything with and cared about.

It beggars belief that I missed all the titbit(s) already. However, u still haven't told how u felt when he dumped ur as$ or Am I missing summat?

@Topic

I've been dumped 21 times, and on each occasion my life got progressively improved/better. I love being dumped....like literally!

Idowuogbo:
He got tired of ur stinking attitude.

Sagamite:

Not if you a sensible adult male.

My love went to Specsavers. It can see.

Sagamite: PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: SAGAMITE WANTS TO BE GREAT!

If there is any woman that can cook, clean, kiss, bone and contribute to my life to beat Nadal and Federer, please come forward now o?

If there is any woman that can cook, clean, kiss, bone and contribute to my life to be a Formula One driver, please come forward now o?

If there is any woman that can cook, clean, kiss, bone and contribute to my life to be a Barcelona player, please come forward now o?

If there is any woman that can cook, clean, kiss, bone and contribute to my life to be a LA Lakers player, please come forward now o?

If there is any woman that can cook, clean, kiss, bone and contribute to my life to be a Platinum record seller, please come forward now o?

If there is any woman that can cook, clean, kiss, bone and contribute to my life to be a Hollywood, Oscar-winning actor, please come forward now o?

If there is any woman that can cook, clean, kiss, bone and contribute to my life to beat Usain Bolt in sprints, please come forward now o?

I dey beg o! I want to be rich.

MBJ do you know any? I am looking for one.

Since I don't have the background or skills for any of these, I might as well fall back on MBJ's theory that a woman's domestic and relationship contribution will get me there.

I obviously don't particularly need the intense ability, hardwork, preparation and nurturing from youth, and which it takes, to get to these levels. 50% of what I need is in a woman.