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Forum Games / Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Yorisb: 12:43pm On Jun 18, 2012
Logging
Forum Games / Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by Yorisb: 12:42pm On Jun 18, 2012
SLAP!! angry
Family / Re: 10 Habits You Must Quit To Be Happy by Yorisb: 12:29pm On Jun 18, 2012
Cuddlemii:

Tell me all there is to know about Yorisb. You remind me of Denzel2009. I think you are Denzel cos both of you act all smart and know too much.

It defies common logic to infer( just 'cos u reckon they're both smart Alecs?) that Yorisb = Denzel. In fact and indeed, its more like speaking Spanish in Quebec. grin It's preposterous, Babes! embarassed
Family / Re: 10 Habits You Must Quit To Be Happy by Yorisb: 9:33pm On Jun 17, 2012
Cuddlemii:

No, more like we have over stretched this topic. Bored already! Too much grammar gets me sleepy so spice up the conversation with something I can understand.

So how I go take knw wht convo u are good at/interested in? Lol

However and seeing as we do not operate on the same waveleghth, I'd rather you lead while I do the follow-follow. Comprende? smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Euro 2012: Portugal Vs Netherlands - (2 - 1) On 17th June 2012 by Yorisb: 8:53pm On Jun 17, 2012
Limaoscar:

Guess they don't want to be like the Supereagle side in the same situation who didn't know 2-1 was enough for them to go through ...they "mis-permutated"gringrintongue


LWKMD grin
Car Talk / Re: How To Get A Driver's License? by Yorisb: 8:23pm On Jun 17, 2012
erico2k2:
It must be that
1** You don't live in Nigeria
2** You have never driven or own a car
Try drive from one state to another without your driving licence then you will know if the Police and FRSC know thier Job or not

#2 that is! smiley
Family / Re: 10 Habits You Must Quit To Be Happy by Yorisb: 8:20pm On Jun 17, 2012
Cuddlemii:

Yep its a charmer anytime, anyday.

A charmer? Well, forsit forsan forsitan. But then again, even a charm is not without it's weakness/defects/flaws.tongue

At least its better than playing the smart arse that writes in codes.

Who are u referring to as a smart Alec?

....And for what its worth, I'm neither a scintillating writer nor a good 'impresser'. Just incase any assumptions are jumped to. angry

When would you ever get explicit and clear?

I see, you do love some banter, don't ya? smiley
Car Talk / Re: How To Get A Driver's License? by Yorisb: 3:48pm On Jun 17, 2012
Becacia_Barbie: My Dad is a Tax consultant nd he also help pple in getting Drivers license.U can call him on 08033337146-Mr.Akinsoji or mine 08096833283

Have u paid ur 'dues' before placing this advert?

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Car Talk / Re: How To Get A Driver's License? by Yorisb: 3:46pm On Jun 17, 2012
The question however is, why bother when u can fluently drive without one? undecided
Romance / Re: Is It Necessary For Guys To Kneel Down To Propose To A Lady? by Yorisb: 3:35pm On Jun 17, 2012
stpat1: Exactly what is happening to me now. she says I have to do the proposal with a ring which is something that is not my culture. These Igbo chicks sef tire me. they are just too stressful. I wonder why I keep falling in love with them.

What has tribe got 2 do with aught?

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Forum Games / Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Yorisb: 3:14pm On Jun 17, 2012
Ogologomma - Timaya
Family / Re: 10 Habits You Must Quit To Be Happy by Yorisb: 3:12pm On Jun 17, 2012
Cuddlemii:

Alright I give up! Whatever rocks your boat!

Magnanimous in defeat? Brilliant! I like ur fickle-mindedness notwithstanding....lipsrsealed wink
Family / Re: 10 Habits You Must Quit To Be Happy by Yorisb: 9:20pm On Jun 16, 2012
Cuddlemii:

What in arabic's name are you talking about?
grin sad

Most of the time, it seems like you are having a conversation with yourself so I wont bother confusing myself, will give you that opportunity to have a dialogue that only you understands.

Behold, it's called uniqueness. But why d'ya have to be prejudicial about it?grin Isn't that inimical? tongue

Btw quit criticizing other tongue
[size=2pt]Not until u start practising what u preach, to wit, stop criticizing Yorisb![/size] undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc 2.0 by Yorisb: 9:06pm On Jun 14, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin (Please don't ask why Am laughing) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Yorisb: 9:01pm On Jun 14, 2012
Criticizing
Family / Re: 10 Habits You Must Quit To Be Happy by Yorisb: 8:57pm On Jun 14, 2012
Yorisb:

Eh! embarassed U musta mistaken me for your EX. NO? #Dontlie grin

Ya know I sussed u out a long time ago, Cordelia? tongue
Family / Re: 10 Habits You Must Quit To Be Happy by Yorisb: 8:56pm On Jun 14, 2012
Cuddlemii:

Cordelia? huh! Always you? Quit criticizing angry cheesy

Eh! embarassed U musta mistaken me for you EX. NO? #Dontlie grin

Ya know I sussed u out a long time ago, Cordelia? tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Harry Redknapp Sacked As Tottenham Hotspur 's Manager by Yorisb: 2:01pm On Jun 14, 2012
Yorisb: Hahahahaha! Arsenal can fit frustrate people mehn! Chei, why Arry na? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Harry Redknapp Sacked As Tottenham Hotspur 's Manager by Yorisb: 2:01pm On Jun 14, 2012
Hahahahaha! Arsenal can frustrate people mehn! Chei, why Arry na? grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Pastor Sign Fireman: Why Actor Enebeli Enebuwa Is Sick Again by Yorisb: 4:28pm On Jun 12, 2012
UncleDumo: No judgement here, but I am really surprised he (Fireman) did NOT even give a single Glory or Credit to God. I am sorry, but it is such a shame.

Au contraire and unlike yourself Sir, I would've been even more astounded if he DID give the credit/glory to God. Yes, am hardly gullible! grin

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Crime / Re: Ijeoma Okafor Sells Her Children To Survive by Yorisb: 4:07pm On Jun 12, 2012
ifyalways: Sold to who?
Why does it seem like they are not interested in finding out the people that bought the kids, huh?

Good question. Who dey buy these children Those patronizers also need to be unmasked/arrested else this brutal ''trade'' will continue!
Forum Games / Re: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (part 3) by Yorisb: 3:54pm On Jun 12, 2012
I wan pee fast fast ooo! angry embarassed
Romance / Re: Your Dream Woman by Yorisb: 3:53pm On Jun 12, 2012
Ogidi-Olu:
I thought this was a thread for guys, why are ladies dominating it? Are they bi? lipsrsealed

U never knw, Bruv! A preternatural world, innit? lipsrsealed
Car Talk / Re: Can One Ever Jumpstart An Automatic Car Just Like A Manual Car? by Yorisb: 3:31pm On Jun 12, 2012
@Seun

Why the duplicative post(s)?
Car Talk / Re: Can One Ever Jumpstart An Automatic Car Just Like A Manual Car? by Yorisb: 3:29pm On Jun 12, 2012
Yorisb:

I'm sure he meant ''push and start''? undecided
Car Talk / Re: Can One Ever Jumpstart An Automatic Car Just Like A Manual Car? by Yorisb: 3:28pm On Jun 12, 2012
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Car Talk / Re: Can One Ever Jumpstart An Automatic Car Just Like A Manual Car? by Yorisb: 3:27pm On Jun 12, 2012
adisarasaq: Sure you can jump start your automatic vehicles, that's what we do to most of the vehicles we clear from the port.

I' sure he meant ''push and start''? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities And Red Carpet Dressing by Yorisb: 3:16pm On Jun 12, 2012
. . .And the award for the worst red/blue carpet dressing goes to? lipsrsealed
Family / Re: Our Attitude Towards Teenage Pregnancy by Yorisb: 1:25pm On Jun 11, 2012
Sagamite: If I pop down viagra with the water from the stream in Sagamu that I grew up drinking used to soak a bowl of ijebu garri (no sugar), I think I can achieve that in one session with a nice Orobo-to-bad woman.

Bwahahahahahaha! grin
Family / Re: 10 Habits You Must Quit To Be Happy by Yorisb: 1:19pm On Jun 11, 2012
Cuddlemii:

6. Quit criticizing others.

Why always me, Cordelia?tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Euro 2012: Denmark Vs Portugal (2 - 3) Group B Match: On 13th June 2012 by Yorisb: 7:07pm On Jun 09, 2012
coogar:
robben is a rich man's pius ikedia.

Lol

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