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Family / Re: Nigerian Billionaire Battles British Wife Over $21million Divorce Payout by Yorisb: 12:05pm On Jul 09, 2012
Sagamite:

That is logic in her world na. grin grin grin

Real Men would agree with her sharp, sharp. grin

Frankly, I don taya for dis kinda selfishness, but then, Am not a rEaL Man.......thankfully!grin grin

Please explain to me why he has to pay her for abuse.

U go wait for [rational] answer taya. grin
Education / Re: Flogging Children In School And At Home: Good Or Bad? Whats Your Take? by Yorisb: 7:37pm On Jul 08, 2012
bohboh275:

I agree with you but like what other way? I guess like taking games away from them.

If they are video games freaks enthusiasts......Yes, of course. smiley
Romance / Re: Love And Genetype Which Is Ur Priority In Marriage by Yorisb: 7:20pm On Jul 08, 2012
Skii:

so now, with all your big big grammar, you have helped the poster with your opinion shay?

Apparently, my opinion has been noted by the OP, so stop sassing me, Skii? However, I'm sorry I couldn't make the blind see if that's what u want/mean...
Education / Re: Flogging Children In School And At Home: Good Or Bad? Whats Your Take? by Yorisb: 2:02pm On Jul 08, 2012
Castos: Wait till he/she is 10. Toy no go be the issue again o.

As the tune/dance changes, so will the dancer. . . .grin
Romance / Re: Love And Genetype Which Is Ur Priority In Marriage by Yorisb: 1:56pm On Jul 08, 2012
Its a real complex situation with huge moral dilemma, consequently, in reaching a decision, any intellect would rather engage their heads than hearts.

Having said that, I'm sure u now know wherein lies my 'priority', as it were? cheesy
Education / Re: Flogging Children In School And At Home: Good Or Bad? Whats Your Take? by Yorisb: 1:33pm On Jul 08, 2012
Ideevic: It Is good to use cane on children. because God instruct parents 2 do so.'spare d rod n spoil d child.too,d rod i.e cane drive out away foolish frm a child'heart'prov.10:13; 13:24; 26:3

I reckon you're taking that biblical verse way too literally.

For all u know, placing them on a wet naughty mat as a punishment and/or removing their favourite toy(s) could still be well passed for NOT sparing the biblical ''rod''.....

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Education / Re: Flogging Children In School And At Home: Good Or Bad? Whats Your Take? by Yorisb: 1:22pm On Jul 08, 2012
Not entirely a bad thing, however, there are several other ways a child could be ultra-disciplined without using a ''Koboko''.

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Family / Re: A Wife Or A Car: Which Is More Expensive To Maintain? by Yorisb: 1:08pm On Jul 08, 2012
Thanks to this thread, I now know that most NL Dudes are with the wrong women.



Xcuse me pass jare!

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Family / Re: Nigerian Billionaire Battles British Wife Over $21million Divorce Payout by Yorisb: 9:03am On Jul 08, 2012
hannydarl: ABeg iF the man was abusIve towards her in the marriagE then by all means let him pay up. She deserves every Dollar for the abuse suffereD while trying to makE things work. But, if she was the one giving him headache then I hope she does not get that much out of him. He deserves to keep his money and peace after she is gone.

If I understood u correctly, the Man would either lose or keep(?) some of HIS money anyway, whilst the woman would either gain/benefit prodigiously or lose nothing, at the very most?

Pray tell, If its good/bad enough for the Goose why is same not applicable to the Gander? Aha, I now know why......'Cos she's a woman? Save the rest jare! #Hisses.

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Forum Games / Re: ¤¤ I Have A Thing For ¤¤ by Yorisb: 8:29am On Jul 08, 2012
Rainy Days
Sports / Re: Wimbledon 2012 by Yorisb: 3:19pm On Jul 06, 2012
5-2 Fed leads. Yippee!!
Sports / Re: Wimbledon 2012 by Yorisb: 3:08pm On Jul 06, 2012
~Bluetooth:

Up federer grin grin

Yippee!!
Health / Re: Your Most Hated Exercises At The Gym? by Yorisb: 3:03pm On Jul 06, 2012
ABS
Romance / Re: I Love A Girl Very Much. But She Likes Some1 Else by Yorisb: 2:56pm On Jul 06, 2012
akumars67: Hi,

I love a girl verymuch. She is my best friend. She know that i love her that much.
She always talk to me. But still she says that she like someone else. What should i do.

U've obviously done 'loads' but ur best wasn't good enough(for her) seemingly, so what else can u possibly do? Go to a Babalawo?

Yes, u prolly love her, but the feelings must not always be mutual (reciprocated).

If a girl is not feeling and/or 'into' u, I'm afraid there isn't much u can do......

Leave her alone, Oga!

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Romance / Re: Deleted by Yorisb: 2:39pm On Jul 06, 2012
@OP

Change your modus operandi.....
Romance / Re: Why Is It Almost Impossible To Meet Nigerian Men At My Financial Level? by Yorisb: 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2012
denzel2009:
Please scan your bank statement, bank card and pin here. we need to substantiate your financial strength.

Gbammed!
Romance / Re: Bedmatics Vs Brain/intelligence by Yorisb: 2:13pm On Jul 06, 2012
london2lasgidi:

Pikey...................... Find yourself a caravan lmao.

LWKMD! Ain't a very nice thing to say though.
Romance / Re: What Was His/her Reaction When You Broke Up? by Yorisb: 2:06pm On Jul 06, 2012
S/he got excited and dialled-up the next Dude.....instantly. angry sad

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Romance / Re: Would You Prefer To Marry A Virgin Or A Non-virgin by Yorisb: 1:58pm On Jul 06, 2012
Una no dey taya for these una ''Virginity'' threads?
Forum Games / Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Yorisb: 9:10pm On Jul 05, 2012
Chatting
Education / Re: Do you Remember Or Used This? by Yorisb: 8:56pm On Jul 05, 2012
Ejiné: Edeh Times Edeh.
Rice. Customer.
I Saw Edeh.
Beans.
Oloko-Oloko Kids

grin grin grin

grin grin Them days sweet walahi!
Romance / Re: by Yorisb: 10:01pm On Jul 04, 2012
kandiikane:

lool.

My dear, I have reached menopause. cool

Impossicant! shocked
Romance / Re: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by Yorisb: 9:58pm On Jul 04, 2012
felicity17: Honey

How long have u been dating ur ''Honey'' 'cos that might say loads.... 6months? grin
Romance / Re: by Yorisb: 9:52pm On Jul 04, 2012
kandiikane:
She was probably on her period.

Now, I know why u were inscrutably ''unwelcoming''.....the other day! tongue
Romance / Re: by Yorisb: 9:46pm On Jul 04, 2012
De~Blunt:

"U guys lyk imposters" pls OP what does that mean? grin

LMAO. grin grin

@Nitlad

U goofed a lil by referring to her as a kid. Insecure women don't like to be called out and u of all womanisers peeps should know that. grin

Also, that u're joking is beside point, but then again calling u a fool is damnably unfair.
Romance / Re: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by Yorisb: 9:20pm On Jul 04, 2012
My girls name is Vivian. I saved her name as , Vivalicious the delicious mama.

#Godiswatchingu grin
Romance / Re: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by Yorisb: 9:16pm On Jul 04, 2012
peelovee:
anytime he misbehave i change it to  grin  grin  grin customer services grin
grin grin
Romance / Re: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by Yorisb: 9:14pm On Jul 04, 2012
Lol. Funny thread.
Forum Games / Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by Yorisb: 8:31pm On Jul 03, 2012
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Need I say more? Sort urselves out already!

**Slams the 6ft laminated door to the extent that it hurts, erm.....**

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