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amaechijay: I prefer light-skinned guys...since I'm kinda dark. I'm attracted to them naturally.

Abagworo: I started seein d match 20 mins to go. Germany seemed a much better team.

45+1+45+4-20 = 75.

Don't quit ur daily job 'cos apparently you're not very good at arithmetic (football) punditry.

Sagamite: Me?

My natural bulge! (Even more pronounced if the person is a fine girl).

moremi2008: All bloody lies! Women don't know what they want and even if they do, they'll lie about it and claim the opposite.

Women claim they like straight-forward, honest guys but once the guy starts telling them the truth or starts being honest, they start complaining and accusing the man of being too emotional or too harsh or too insensitive. The truth is, ladies love to be lied to. They keep fantasies in their heads and minds and they usually seek men who will fulfill those fantasies even though those men are liars and posers. I stopped being completely honest with ladies many years ago. These days, I just tell them whatever it is they want to hear. Makes everybody happy.

My typical convos with a girl I just met a few weeks ago:

Girl : "Where are you?"
Me: "At home, thinking about you" (what I am actually thinking: "Eating dinner at another girl's place" )
Girl : "Do you love me?"
Me: "Yes dear" (what I am actually thinking: "Are you crazy? We just met" )
Girl: "I want to have your babies"
Me: "Sure" (what I am actually thinking: "God forbid bad thing" )
Girl: "I want a princess wedding in Paris and a blue box from Tiffany's (2 carats VVS minimum)."
Me: "Baby, we can make that happen if you like, no problem" (what I am actually thinking: "Oloriburuku onigbese! You and your family barely have a pot to piss in and you're dreaming of Paris wedding!" )

Goldieluks: Licking.

Idowuogbo: If dat doesn't work, go bipolar on her azz.

At Least na craze dey cure craze.

Bingo! ID has finally saved the day jare, 'cos I was beginning to worry about these sanctimonious 'walk away jeje' comments.

Even u, Sagamite