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Forum Games / Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by Yorisb: 12:24pm On Jul 13, 2012
Spank her bumbum angry
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Turns 37 Today by Yorisb: 10:32pm On Jul 12, 2012
tpapi: make we see ur face first

Ehen, dey don come. See dem......Kidnappers! Lol
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Turns 37 Today by Yorisb: 2:34pm On Jul 12, 2012
If she's 37, then I'm 12...

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Romance / Re: Wanted To Marry Her But Found Out She Is Older by Yorisb: 2:18pm On Jul 12, 2012
Eminentsam: na wah 4 u oo !

Why always me? Abi na me say make the girl old pass u? cheesy

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Romance / Re: How Do You Start And Sustain An Exciting Discussion With A Lady? by Yorisb: 2:04pm On Jul 12, 2012
Flashaldrin: Get money. Money will do the talking.

T&T (Tested and Trusted).
Fashion / Re: Tight Jeans Are Bad For Guys' Testicles - TV Doctor by Yorisb: 1:50pm On Jul 12, 2012
Sagytarius:

as in IBI? undecided

Bwahahahaha!
Romance / Re: Wanted To Marry Her But Found Out She Is Older by Yorisb: 1:48pm On Jul 12, 2012
Sagamite: She would be a desperately sad soul if she ever marries your dumb arse.

grin

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Fashion / Re: Tight Jeans Are Bad For Guys' Testicles - TV Doctor by Yorisb: 12:43pm On Jul 12, 2012
SimonAndal:
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You don't wanna compare sizes with me. trust me.

On behalf of the Association of female Nairalanders(AFN), I'd encourage u to post/upload a pix.....for confirmatory purposes. grin

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Fashion / Re: Tight Jeans Are Bad For Guys' Testicles - TV Doctor by Yorisb: 12:31pm On Jul 12, 2012
Okija_juju:

You must have a tiny weener then!! undecided

My shit be bulging even when I have a kaftan on!!

Super story?
Romance / Re: Love And Genetype Which Is Ur Priority In Marriage by Yorisb: 12:26pm On Jul 12, 2012
Skii:

grin grin grin
"sassing"...for your mind...lol
"sassy ko...satzebrau ni"

Una no get rep. for NL again abi?

Go to Maza Maza and see what I did to a bloke there today.grin No try me oo! angry
Romance / Re: I Don't Date Nigerian Man? by Yorisb: 12:18pm On Jul 12, 2012
pleep: ^^
Romance / Re: I Don't Date Nigerian Man? by Yorisb: 8:58pm On Jul 11, 2012
Mynd_44:
She should book some time with Ijebabe


Is Ijebebe a Psychiatrist or the Patient? grin

pleep: lol... you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet. Any faceless person can say they are a supermodel and you would believe.

Yea right. Lol

Behold, I've got the omniscient illumination of her gorgeousness, both literally and otherwise. grin Believe me, she's distinctly cool! tongue
Forum Games / Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Yorisb: 8:19pm On Jul 11, 2012
Spanking
Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is World Population Day! by Yorisb: 11:44am On Jul 11, 2012
afam4eva: So, what happens on world population day?
Gen 9:7. Lol

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Romance / Re: Sharin Dsame Tootbrush Wit Ur Wife by Yorisb: 11:39am On Jul 11, 2012
Why anyone would share a toothbrush with another is beyond me.....

Its neither cool nor salubrious. 'Tis in fact, by miles, the yuckiest thought ever. #Passmethesickbucket
Forum Games / Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Yorisb: 10:18am On Jul 11, 2012
Scolding
Romance / Re: I Don't Date Nigerian Man? by Yorisb: 10:17am On Jul 11, 2012
Mynd_44:
you need a brain transplant fast

Would u recommend a ur psychiatrist?
Romance / Re: I Don't Date Nigerian Man? by Yorisb: 10:15am On Jul 11, 2012
kevi3:

oh please, I'm very beautiful trust me! Men are fighting to be with me LOL

I'm not in doubt.....lol
Romance / Re: I Don't Date Nigerian Man? by Yorisb: 9:04pm On Jul 10, 2012
Mynd_44:
She has made her choice so she should keep that choice to herself and not bore us with it

No likey, no clicky! Lol tongue
Romance / Re: I Don't Date Nigerian Man? by Yorisb: 9:01pm On Jul 10, 2012
pleep: if the girl in question is really really hot.

Perhaps she is.......who knows? tongue

i don't assume the average female Nairaland poster is that great looks wise

Are saying they are all Mgbekes? grin
Fashion / Re: Butt & Hips Enhancing Drugs: Will You Go For It? by Yorisb: 12:29pm On Jul 10, 2012
tjskii: God forbid,me wey dey try reduce d butt and hips wey I get

Show me the pix make I confirm..... lol

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Culture / Re: What Country Do You Wish You Were Born In? by Yorisb: 12:24pm On Jul 10, 2012
Odenigbo Aroli: BIAFRA !!
Romance / Re: I Don't Date Nigerian Man? by Yorisb: 12:23pm On Jul 10, 2012
pleep: lol...date who u like, your prolly not attractive anyway.

Lol. Stop hating jor, she's made her choice. tongue
Forum Games / Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Yorisb: 11:52am On Jul 10, 2012
Vexing
Forum Games / Re: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (part 3) by Yorisb: 6:52am On Jul 10, 2012
snthesis:
tanx kiss kiss- how do i stay awake tonyt- feeling drowsy

Watch Tom and Jerry.
Forum Games / Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Yorisb: 9:14pm On Jul 09, 2012
Slapping
Romance / Re: What Was His/her Reaction When You Broke Up? by Yorisb: 2:44pm On Jul 09, 2012
pro01:

I've always suspected this girl and her traditional levels. Well, you should know that some guys are immune to those 'charms' you girls use to entrap us.

@ Topic

She attacked me in my sleep (spiritually). I noticed strange cuts and marks all over my body every morning, and this ordeal continued for like 3 weeks. . .until I went for spiritual cleansing, and was told the source of my problems. No joke. Needless to say I retaliated very ruthlessly. . .

Since then I've avoided certain kinds of girls.

grin grin
Education / Re: Flogging Children In School And At Home: Good Or Bad? Whats Your Take? by Yorisb: 2:42pm On Jul 09, 2012
^^
Education / Re: Flogging Children In School And At Home: Good Or Bad? Whats Your Take? by Yorisb: 12:50pm On Jul 09, 2012
emmykk: na lie cane=cane,rod=rod don't gnash anything there

If according to u, a 'rod'=rod, then you're implying that a 'rod' should literally be used to chastise them whenever they stray and immoderately?
Family / Re: A Wife Or A Car: Which Is More Expensive To Maintain? by Yorisb: 12:26pm On Jul 09, 2012
Adefash: [size=18pt]"btw men & molue,which is tougher to control?"[/size]

*Falls from a Mango tree* grin grin grin grin grin

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