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Lalasticlala Pls help our president learn the type of change hungry and angry Nigerians would prefer..

But if you are hungry, just shout change 3* and sleep, by the time you wake up your eye go clear to move this post to permanent site..

An online social lecture is going on via twitter where people has taken it upon themselves to teach our clueless President the meaning of true and positive change. .

Join in and lend a voice to teach our president on the type of change Nigerians need, not the chains him and his APC illiterates are suggesting..

See below;


Dear President @MBuhari
Change is when you no longer use I DON'T KNOW as excuse but accept things squarely and make necessary adjustment - Aisha Yesufu

The points above are strong..

But like I always warn everyone, Buhari was talking about chains but you guys mistook him for
change.

Now he has unleashed his zombie to ensure everyone adopts to blood sucking..

rottennaija:
It had to be biafran

This man has something to say, but he is blinded by hate so he has been limited by it..

WilliamXII:
Ghen!!! Ghen!!!

My good sire...kindly pick up George Orwells' 1984 and Animal Farm and Read biko even Harry Bubu was still running around in his kpata when it was written.

#Prophetic
#Squealer
#LaiMohammed
#MindBlind
#ReadABook

That guy you are sending all this stuff for is a stack illiterate..

His brain is made with soybean oil..
So waste non of your time on his case..

nickxtra:
The worst APC can go is winning about 60% in Edo South, 35% in Edo Central and 70% in Edo North and that decides the election in favour APC.

Mark my post and quote me later.

And enroll EDO into this national damnation..

SerialGist:
How wish it's buhari that will just die. Buhari, die, die, die. Die by fire, in Jesus name, die by fire, in Jesus name, die by fire. Die die die. Buhari die oooooooooooo.

You are a bloody liar, he will not die..

He shall live to fulfill the wished of his zombies..

Trace the hair salon of one or any of the Governor's wife or their daughters..

Make sure you borrow a flashy ride from the hotel if your friends are as poor as you are that they too don't have one..

Then adjust your face powder or at best consult a costume professional to treat your spots ridden skin due to long time of suffering and a dentist to help with your smelly mouth odour...

After that meet Mr Ibu to coach and perfect your acting skills..
My beloved, you are set afterwards to go woo any of them and quickly pretend not to have seen all the adverts on condoms to enable a perfect score..

You can go back home after, sit and wait for police with abundance of federal presence come knocking at you doors..

Goodluck with your daydream..

So called leaders and their offsprings of abomination.. Mtcheeewww!

'good news'?

Op, if I slap you.. E dey mad?

How the news take dey good to your hearing?

The news would certainly be 'good' when it finally Change as promised or at least as Buhari sees it.. .that is N60k per bag..

alolatee:
Cross River state government according to the news yesterday floated an ambitious Social Health Scheme.It was a news item on AIT.
Cross Riverians of not less than 18years according to the news will be required to pay ₦1000 monthly.
My question is where will an unemployed get such taxed levy not considering the economic downturn at present.
Please am wondering do these governors have flesh and blood in their bones?Please Nairalanders who watched or listened to the news or read this here what do you think?....

By the time they wait for you at the bus stop, Jack you up and collect whatever that is remaining in your pocket or in case it's not complete they may decide to collect your slippers, then you would realised that even Buhari body odour has started controlling even PDP elected officer all in an effort to send Nigeria back to 1980's..

Good luck to River residents in their deadly journey to oblivion..

Branzy:
Barack Obama has chided Donald Trump as"wacky" and "uninformed" after the Republican candidate said Russia's President Putin was a better leader.Speaking in Laos, Mr Obama said that every time Mr Trump spoke it became clearer that the Republican contender was not qualified to be president.In a televised forum on Wednesday, Mr Trump had praised Mr Putin's "great control" and 82% approval rating.Mr Trump and rival Hillary Clinton had taken questions from military veterans.
http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37305760

Guy, if only this news will effect of what Nigerians are going through in the hands of Buhari and his APC chanters and Zombies alike, I would have stroke you a like..

Obama if you like kill yourselves in lower heaven (USA), we are here in lower hell called Nigeria waiting for 5k less than $10/month promised by our amiable Buhari cum APC lying liars..

Please, I am not interested in reading the text, let me just comment based on the topic..
I have read lots of change chants coming from 'Chain' masters themselves today..

Please, my people, does a hungry man considers the taste soup especially when he has already won Eba/Garri/Akpu?

If the economy didn't change, then wait for Nigerians to change into monsters coming for your souls..APC Fools!

I still can't see reason Nigerians would change because of the statement above..

Pastors and imams has been on the same case since Adam..

Buhari, build roads, stabilize power, engage the zombie with employment or give the 5k as promised at least with that they can afford Weed for 30days and sleep through the month so they wouldn't be bothering you or anyone else..

Buhari, we are not gonna change until you change first..

I guess this is another antics to start locking Zombies up for demanding too much..

Oga Lai-de-great-liar..

Please, where is the 5k you promised Zombies of Nigeria..
Patience is running out..

God knows what you saw 5yrs ago, certainly not this recession because, this recession is the outcome of your nefarious and perpetual lies.

saints2:
President Muhammadu Buhari now presenting his speech at the official launch of #ChangeBeginsWithMe campaign.

#ChangeBeginsWithMe 'If you cannot see the change in you, you cannot see the change in others'- President Buhari

#ChangeBeginsWithMe 'I commend Federal Ministry of Information and NOA for conceiving this campaign. '- President Buhari

We certainly can see the change chain in us now he is the president..

saints2:
Hon. Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed making his presentation of the#ChangeBeginsWithMe campaign in a multimedia format.

Multimedia format was one of the tools that the mere commissioner Prof used in deceiving the Zombies..

Nothing new there..

It will only end as event..

If people remain hungry as they are right now, their will never be positive self-change..

If Buhari and his team of clueless goons remain unchanged from useless policies, nothing will change. .

If they continue to encourage Nigerians to go back to farming while placing their own children in CBN FIRS, I personally won't change..

So they can queue in for Aisha rice and soon after Lai would remain a liar..

BTW; we didn't promise APC change, it was APC that promised Nigerians change.. So they should not pass the bulk to us, cos we shall continue to push it back to them till they get sense.


Before one Zombie would jump on me for being critical, here is the solution to all the change brauhaha , pay Zombies the promise 5k and watch Nigerians turn to saints overnight..

kenny987:
They've been caught pants down and the sight ain't inspiring at all!

Shrivelled, shrunken ballz n non-existent pricks...they're not actually what they claimed they were...

He who sows d wind shall reap a bountiful harvest of d whirlwind...open mouth anyhow when they're worse than those they criticise

How can a govt that blames its predecessor call critical citizens wailers? A case of pot calling kettle black. The greatest wailer is PMB! - Reno..

onward4life:
I prefer Lye Mohammed should be known hence as Nastradamus

That predicts only his own future lies..

more like Nastra-lie-mus

freesinzu:
waiting, this morning go make sense

What are you still waiting for.. .the food is done.
Now update your chants in wailing or zombified mode..

oyinkinola:
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...it's certain that change wont come to Nigerian patriotically, it will be forced!

If I slap you 'patriotically' now eegh..
It is me you are using to practice 'Big' grammar?

Have you graduated from your night school?

ify2016:
where is the twitter page?

lol
Ogbologbo ni omo ni OP.

Nebo ni gbe orïe tori olowu?

I will certainly make you eat all of this your trash....

You unholy child!

'Never in the history of any nation has incompetence & cluelessness been exhibited by a leader, as Jonathan'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Apr 28, 2014

'Jonathan admin is running the country's economy aground with a combination of incompetence and corruption'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Feb 2, 2014

''Jonathan’s woes has nothing to do with ethnicity but of incompetence, cluelessness and inferiority complex'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Feb 2, 2014

'There is nothing strange or wrong in criticizing a democratically-elected President'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Aug 12, 2013

'President Jonathan is witch-hunting political opponents'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Aug 12, 2013

'Nigerians have yet to feel the impact of the Jonathan administration'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Aug 12, 2013

'The proportion of people (Nigerians) living below the national poverty line has worsened'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Aug 12, 2013

'What is there to celebrate in a presidency that has only given Nigerians widespread, unemployment'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Aug 12, 2013

'Nigerians should ask them how many jobs they have created in all of six years'--#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Feb 2, 2015.

'Elections, which should be a celebration of democracy, have been turned to war because of GEJ's desperation'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Aug 10, 2014

'Jonathan sanctions state-sponsored intimidation and even killing of ordinary Nigerians by security forces'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Aug 10, 2014

''Jonathan desecrates institutions by using them against opposition. This isn't the democracy that we died for'#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Aug 10 2014

'The presidency is behaving like a punch-drunk boxer dazed by a barrage of on-target punches from the opponent'#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Jan 6, 2014

'Nigerians are grossly disappointed by Jonathan's woeful performance and clear lack of direction'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Jan 6, 2014

'Jonathan should address the allegations that he has put 1,000 Nigerians on a ‘political watch-list'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Jan 6, 2014

'Jonathan is running the most incompetent administration yet in our country’s history'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Jan 6, 2014

'The PDP has only succeeded in putting the country in reverse gear'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Dec 13, 2013

'Nigerians ask a simple question: Are we better off today than we were before Jonathan assumed office?'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Nov 17, 2014

'Creating 1.9 million jobs over several years cannot amount to any achievement"-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Nov 17, 2014

'”Under the Jonathan Administration, Nigerians should not be in a hurry to throw away their generators"-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Nov 17, 2014

'With 51% illiteracy, Jonathan's establishment of 150 Almajiri schools has not even scratched the surface'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Nov 17, 2014

Jonathan should apologize to Nigerians for wasting the mandate they freely gave to him in 2011"-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Nov 17, 2014

'A government that is unwilling to take any responsibility for anything, should not be counted upon'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ May 25, 2014


'Government has responsibility to protect the citizens, and not engage in blame game'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ May 25, 2014

'President Goodluck Jonathan has finally owned up to his globally-acknowledged incompetence'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Feb 24, 2015

‘’Till date, Jonathan has not visited the families of the abducted (Chibok) children to offer succor'-#LaiMohammedOnGEJ Apr 28, 2014


https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/773750759435276288

Just this morning, I was brusing my teeth and my twitter handle ringer went mad, reporting more than 30 tweets under a minute from Reno and BMB....

After I opened the tweets I whooped for this country..

See below and let your wailing or Zombified spirits guide you accordingly.



Lalasticlala who can close Reno's mouth for us, he has once again riased the standard higher than APC bargained but, I guess our die hard wailers and Zombies have something to say about these development..



Lai and APC - the slayer of thyselves !!

Foolish op, what's brilliant about the response filled with hate and acrimony...the most brilliant thing would have been not to respond and continue doing what they know it's the right thing but, No: they must challanges their rivals and put them in their place before any progress could be said to worth it.

Christians, Muslims are all religious hypocrite and criminals..
The guy up there with red fonts..dont kill yourself for religion or allow hate for fellow human consume your soul..

Look at that man by your side, he is the God you have been searching left, right and centre for.. Treat him right and enjoy peace in this world and in the after life but, treat him wrong and have your damnation...

fiizznation:
Now what is wrong with the CAN? What's their goddamn business with Muslims and their celebrations? Did the sultan declared Monday a Christmas day or what? Nigeria Christians are extremists and that's the fact. Today the national stadium is used by Christians for different kind of congregations and worships, but I have never seen were any Muslim made any fuss about it. Reverse will be the case if a Muslim cleric decides to use the same stadium for one thing or another. Hypocrites will start screaming 'islamization'.

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freesinzu:
This affects me how, his son is an enemy to the country, if this man is not dead already I would have castigated him for not raising his son the right way. Yeye people

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If this is the way you that was raised the 'right way' reasons, then your own father must have done one hell of a 'right job'.
Continue flaunting this your warped and scrappy mentality.. Mr right way!

The nation and lies....

Someone should Pls help with the Zuma meme..

After angry and hungry Nigerians has drilled 88inches bolt into your unguarded brain for dancing on their dead corpse..

Next time you spray holy water on your gadgets before typing poo with them..

Good you retraced your leap..

Hahaha.. .just like we are having rapid development with China..

At the end of the day our leaders are good in striking bad deals..
The news sounded as if Nigeria gained $1b.. But in reality it lost to Pakistan and our politicians are the greatest winner to all of our detriment ..

Davash222:
Mrs Op, your moniker though

Yorubamustprosper and you are reporting this kinda news?





– a herbalist identified as Tunde Banjo, and one
Nurudeen Adeniyi, an alfa, were arrested in Ijebu Igbo, Ijebu North
Local Government Area of the state by policemen from the Ago
Iwoye and Ijebu Igbo divisions on Tuesday.

That's part of the hustle.. Everyone get their own speciality..

BTW, hope you are not blind to see that I'm not the originator of the news.. I was only testing the copy and paste buttons of my gadget.. and it worked..

By Danielle Ogbeche on September 7, 2016

Police operatives on Monday arrested two men who allegedly killed a lady in Ogun State, cut off her breast and dumped her body inside a river.
DAILY POST gathered that the deceased, a 16-year-old-girl, identified only as Olayinka had accompanied her lover to a party in the Ijebu-Igbo area of the state.

After the party, the deceased’s boyfriend told her he wanted to make a stopover and that she should follow two of his friends back home.


Unknown to her that there were plans to kill her; she followed her lover’s friends who allegedly gruesomely murdered her, before cutting off her breast and dumping her body in the Ogbere River, in the Ijebu East Local Government area of the state.

The state Police Command’s acting spokesperson, ASP Abimbola Oyeyemi, confirmed the incident to DAILY POST on Tuesday, saying the two men – a herbalist identified as Tunde Banjo, and one Nurudeen Adeniyi, an alfa, were arrested in Ijebu Igbo, Ijebu North Local Government Area of the state by policemen from the Ago Iwoye and Ijebu Igbo divisions on Tuesday.

Oyeyemi said, “At about 2.30pm, one Serifat Adebanjo reported Olayinka’s abduction to the police in Ago Iwoye station.

“Acting on the information, the police stormed a house in Imosan community and apprehended Ogunkoya, who confessed that Olayinka was in the custody of Adebanjo in Ijebu Igbo.


“Policemen stormed Adebanjo’s home in Ijebu Igbo, where they met him with the Alfa, and they were arrested; two fresh human hearts and a live tortoise were allegedly found in their possession.”

Oyeyemi said Banjo confessed to the police that the girl had been killed, her breasts and other vital organs severed, while her remains were thrown into a river.

“The police are working to retrieve the corpse. Two human hearts and one live tortoise were recovered from the suspects,” the spokesperson added, noting that the suspects would soon be transferred to the homicide section of the command’s headquarters, Eleweran, Abeokuta for further investigation.