₦airaland Forum

shinarlaura:
Noooo. Guess again

Cameron?

shinarlaura:
No. I am not

So where are you from? wait lemme guess, Togo?

bokunrawo:
1. Have you spent up to two months online?
2 Is your total likes up to 1000?
3. Has any two of your created topic graced the Nairaland Frontpage?
4. Do you have a wonderful personality?
5. Is your post on nairaland up to 2000?

If you fit in the above qualifications kindly comment telling us the following
1. Why did you join nairaland
2. Who introduced you to nairaland
3. Give us a brief Exposition about your online personalty
4. your most favorite nairalander male or female
5. How has nairaland impacted your life

We are going to give 3 nairalander with the highest like on his or her resume a cash gift

1st prize : #60,000
2nd prize : #40,000
3rd prize: #20,000

Note: Entries will be opened till the 14th of January 2018, prize winning monikers will be announced on the 18 of January 2018

Come One!
Come All!

CC
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Seun
Mukina2
Obinoscopy

1) I joined nairaland in 2013 in order to participate in the Warcraft tournament in the rap battle section.

2). My friend Coogar introduce me to nairaland.

3). Well, nothing much. I used to be very active in the rap battle section before I was introduced to sexuality section by a moniker known as Icekid. Then I found romance and politics sections on my own. The politics section almost turned​ me into a tribal bigot before I took to my hill and made romance section my permanent site.

4. My most favorite male nairalander is no one else but my hero the one and only NwaAmaikpe!!! My favorite female nairalander​ is Bianca. She get wahala but I just like her sense of humor.

5. Nairaland has impacted my life personally in several ways which includes improvement in my vocabulary skills, guidelines on how I acquired​ my travelling documents, Vital information on politics, and it also gave me the opportunity to meet some important personalities like zuby, vitalis, etc.

shinarlaura:
Yes fine boy.
Happy sunday

Same to you dear. Your signature though. Are you Nigerian?

shinarlaura:
Hun say something na

Fine girl

DeadRat:
Lalas247! You Need To See This.



I Made My Self A Promise, My wife must Be Shaped Like Lalas...

I Want The Envy From Other Men

Asslicker

Hope say she never chop the forbidden fruit? Thank God for her life anyway

Did you finger any girl of recent? if yes, pm me lemme tell you what to do

Rubbish

Lala mynd44 seun oya move to the permanent site

My name is Mary, I heartlessly said ‘No’ to my boyfriend of three years a month ago, embarrassing him before his friends, my friends and some few family members because I thought I wasn’t ready.
I really wasn’t expecting the proposal, he totally caught me offguard on my birthday and I was scared, I gave him all the looks of ‘please don’t do this’ when he dropped on his knees and brought out the ring, but he went ahead to propose.
I said ‘No’, I broke his heart! Every night since then, I keep seeing his eyes as I snatched my fingers from his grasp and mouthed the word ‘No’ repeatedly.
He expected me to jump for joy, scream and dance or even cry for joy but wasn’t expecting the response he got
I love David, I really do, but I just wasn’t ready for the proposal thing plus I somehow lost it that night and got scared.
David (31) has refused to talk to me, he travelled immediately and won’t get in touch. I have tried to apologize and explain things, but he is not reading my messages. I can’t call him!
I only try through the social media but he is not reading them!
I am sorry, I love him, I want to say ‘Yes’… How do I go about this, I heard he’s gone to South Africa to cool off after the blow I dealt him.
Help me, I am 24… I would rather marry David now than wait for another man.

https://naijagists.com/nigerian-lady-rejects-boyfriends-proposal-birthday-laments/comment-page-1/

Igbo Amaka!!!!

18th September

Nna eeeeh

Fukafuka:

Mumu

So true love like this do exist?

FrenchWay:
You are not God.

Someone that studied nairaland in the university can still be successful in life.
Destinies and stars matter, not courses.
Good morning!

Word

QuietHammer:
One even came to my room yesternight to indirectly ask me for money, bitching about how she needs money for clearance in school, as she no ask me for money directly me sef just dey look her. And this girl lives with her parents and is not handicapped.
Na so she carry her body commot when she got tired of bitching as I made no move on her body, that would have given her the opportunity to bill me. No time for nonsense.

There is nothing a girl can do for me that I can't do with my hands.

ma nigga!!!

Stanley1155:
She should be afraid of the guy cos I fit swear with my left ball that homie is up to something,I mean something unspeakable.

Word bro!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Nwanne so u hate me this much?

lol but the guy hold bar na.

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Nwaamaikpe.

This your name though! You must be one stingy fellow!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
One week? A nairalander? None 4 now.

I recommend Airforce1 to you

emerich:
NwaAmaikpe

Hahahaha I miss my hero NwaAmaikpe!!

makydebbie:
Lol, take your plan b. I can't survive here.

Shoro niyen?

There's no truth to decode. Just divorce her asap if suspect she's cheating

Kill her, the guy and probably yourself. case closed

Looks like seun

edimolu:
yes, the measures of contact is even far worse than hiv, so many people living with this virus already yet they are oblivious of this,

like hiv, it takes time before symptoms begin to manifest, and it is divided into the acute and chronic stage, the latter has no cure,it renders the liver useless except with a transplant might one live!

Although hbv doesn't have a cure, it has a vaccine!

that is the lil i know about it, google is ur friend

Thanks

CHESTER48:
UT if I decided to meet an slosh, and kiss her and press her breast during the sex,
will she scream?

nna eeeeh

CaptainGOOD:
. U sef.
But its not totally bad to appreciate a good sameritan. Ima na ememaa onye akidi ogwota ozo.. hope u can read this

Poor Igbo writing skill